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Mainstream Celebrity Makeovers

I'm sure yall have heard of the Ugly 'It' Girl named Ugly Betty. She's the star of a reality show on some Mainstream Television Network.

She dresses just like Agyness!

She partiez with Linz Lohan. (She is also tired of rumorz starting.)

Well I'm glad she got an alt-makeover! She looks sooo good now.

The short hair looks 'fierce' and she did a good job of keeping her quirky-authentic look with the new glasses frames. I also [HIGHLY REC] the skin lightening process for every1 who truly wants to look better. Kinda like Mike Jackson. But ya, she's AT LEAST 200% alt-er now.

Does n e 1 know where I can buy a puffy-sleeve shirt, hi-rise shants, and kute red shoes?
[Facehunter]

I love giving people makeovers. I think I want to go to the Project Runway University for Fashion, but I hear apartments in NYC are super expensive. Should I follow my dreams, or just go to a community college/state school and feel ashamed to be hanging around all of the mainstreamers I thought I was better than in HS?

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ELECTRO VIENNA's picture

I think that in 2010 we will see more ALTies going to community college and then working internships selling sparks.

Bryan's picture

There's a ton of alts @ my community college (I hear) They say you stay out of community college here so you can stay away froma flood of alts who just smoke & talk about how theyr better than u

Anon Nigster's picture

skin lightening HUGE in 2k-now!

Anonymous's picture

IT'S PAT!srsly, isn't that pat?

SARAHSPY's picture

follow your heart

Anonymous's picture

you're really not funny.

Slowlybutsurly's picture

Goddamn. Alt UB looks like a fug(lier) Kelly Osbourne + the kid that played duck lips on Full House: http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/ducklips.jpg

adamson's picture

i really thought this was funny.

facelesshunter's picture

she'd be better faceless

Anonymous's picture

She's ugly.

date's picture

Thanks for the info I have

Thanks for the info I have sent this to 55k twitter followers also Date

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