Can yall guess who the two blondies on the left are? They look like they went out for a night of gettin’ buzzed on the town. Probs had one 2 many Schmirnoff Ices, and played 1 too many drinking games revolving around the new Girl Talk album.
HINT: Here is a picture of half of their faces.
More Hints:
- They are both singers.
- They are both natural gingers.
- They were both born in Orlando, FL, and had internships at Disney World.
- They were both in the alt version of the Mickey Mouse club when they were kids.
- Both have dated members from the Strokes/the Hives/Sum 41/Franz Ferdy/the comedy gang called ‘the Human Giant(s)’
- Both played softball in high school, and decided to become alt after personal renaissances during ‘experimental phases.’
I can’t understate how much I luv gettin buzzed with groups of my closest friends. After the night is over, and we wake up the next morning, sometimes we can’t believe we r still alive. Some nights can be s0 random, full of meaningful, yet meaningless adventure. But we are young, and we will live forever. Faces come, and faces go–kind of like how part of the weekend nvr dies. _______ is where the heart is.
Love all yall. Never give up on true friendship.
[Photos by I Can Teach U How To Do it]
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uffie + aggie
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Can you set up a website for meeting alt bro’s for wingmen
I need a bro I can spend the rest of my life with
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Can you set up a website for meeting alt bro’s for wingmen
I need a bro I can spend the rest of my life with
Ily carles
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+ that boring misshapes woman
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i hope they are mixing with pomegranate. them bitches will need a lot of antioxidants to keep down the HAGGARD.
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misshapes chick, aggie, uffie … ugh. we need new girls. next!
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aggie = old and has shit tits
carles, when will u start blogging about people we care about?
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DEYN SYNDROME
DEYN SYNDROME
DEYN SYNDROME
SYSTEM OF A DEYN
SYSTEM OF A DEYN
SERJ UFFIAN
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one of them is hillary clinton, right?
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i can’t believe princess coldstare got a tan
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oopsy
i thought the blue dress in the 1st pick was aoki
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wassup with getting the bus back? if they got a taxi they wouldn’t have been snapped.
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is that G GILLIS in his classic over shoulder waving pose in the background!?
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GILLIS IS LURKING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!
Does Uffie still count as someone a child predator would go after? Nobody wins in this picture either way.
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E
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“Sometimes metaphors are kind of deep. Most times metaphors are kind of FGGT.”
keep up the good work <3
your ‘pen-pal ONLY’
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What is “Girl Talk”? Is it like music for mainstream girls with saggy tits?
Has Hipster Runoff nuked the fridge?
When will Justice release their acoustic album?
Should I be doing more ironic aerobics?
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Uffie looks like she is balding.
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KAYNE WEST!
BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY r thr s00 many IT women in the ALT industry but not any IT men? I want guys with lil’ bitties, camel toes, crack whore hair, and cocaine addictions. Until then, DOWN WITH THE ALT INDUSTRY!
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oh uffie. i will never forget the time you were going to bang my friend, but didn’t, because you guys didn’t have a condom and you said you were “really fertile”.
almost as good as the time you stole the coke out of the storeroom.
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