It’s official. We all saw it coming after the post-Noah Lennox Panda Bear bubble created in 2007. Was the whole world REALLY that excited about Strawberry Jam? Did you predict that Panda Bears were on their way out? I hope you didn’t buy stock in any form of Brown Bears.
Polar Bears just work better than Panda Bears in 2k8.5 and beyond. I think every one is just tired of AZNs (Panda Bears are AZNs), and they want a creature from a more alt-part of the globe. Polar Bears are pretty alt because they live alone in the Arctic Circle.
Remember PERSON PITCH? I can’t even remember who I was when I thought was the top album of 2kForeverAgo.
Sorry Panda Bears… you all guys’s time is up. Kind of like Sugar Ray said: “We all have our 14 minutes and 59 seconds of fame every morning when we wake up there’s a halo hanging from the corner of my I just want to fly.”
XX BONUS INSIDER COOLHUNTING HINT XX
Invest in SUN BEARS. No1 knows about them, but they are going to be HUGE in 2k9. They are kind of like the ‘interesting looking model who isn’t attractive but keeps u attention bc of how weird they look’ of bears.
Research more types of bears and determine what’s next after the Polar Bear
http://www.cityofportsmouth.com/School/dondero/msm/bear/brtypes.html
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!!!!!!!!!111111111
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//////////Reply by anonyms
//////////Posted January 6th, 2009 at 12:17 am
Die hipsters
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i’ve been in2 polar bears since the 90’s (yall)
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flying bears
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/
53/189084567_5835a6c13c_o.jpg
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blog about sam sparro
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a really kewl twelve yr old passed me this link at lunch period..WTF!? U SUCK! MNSTRM FGGT!
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this is the last fuckin straw crls…as one of thee most “ALT” and trendsettin bro’s in my hood..Im banning HRO. Its been downhill for more than a while now, and keeps getting worse. Its no longer Alt or even entertaining here..
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POWER TO THE BEARS. gonna fuckin tear all y’all apart.
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That last bear looks like he’s so soft and harmless….until you work your way down the picture and take a look at his massive claws and he oddly colored and strange looking feet. now, im scared.
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WHITE PWR!!
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dudes the sunbear has a total bearschlong. I’m not the first person to notice.
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also good for political PeTA-related struggles with Golbal Warming/Ice Melting
“Save The Polars” t-shirts = the new “Save The Whales” t-shirts? s00000 90’s.
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Sloth Bears are gonna blow the fuck up in 2k11.
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bears are so fucking alt
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black bears are where it’s at
“and here comes black bear now, crashing through the brush towards 2k9 major post-electro experimental indie following” – sam beebe aka black bear aka the guy who did that song black bear
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panda bears > any other bear
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not reading HRO is the new bear
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you used to be so witty. this is really dumb.
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sloth bears will be big when grunge/90s revival hits in 2k10
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SLOWWWW NEWSSS DAYYYY
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Funny.
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All the witty cmmntrs are smart enough to not endorse these ridiculous posts by cmmntng on them! end it now crls i know deep down u know its over and I know u read the cmmts every 15 min…just end it this is fucking embarrassing
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he’s in self destruct mode! its over!
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HRO ur the sara jessica parker of blogs. I dont know how u did it!
(I mean that in the worst way possible)
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what’s with all the ‘long goodbyes’ haters? just go already (no one cares).
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Blog about Natalie Portman’s shaved head!
and PWRFL POWER.
HRO is so lame now.
i bet MTV has you on the payroll.
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it’s my opinion it’s the same person posting about HRO being over and they are probably at a different blog and they have been quite jealous about HRO
yeah most def. at another blog
crls can figure out who it is of course as this is a .com he set up and he can snoop
but im sure he doesn’t care
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beary best post evr.
picnics and honey big in 2k9?
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and also you should start
a hipster runoff dsktp
bkgrnd section in which that
panda bear image is the
first item. it is quite possibly
the best thing i have ever seen.
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SLOTH BEARS 4EVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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polar bears actually are a type of brown bears. and sloths aren’t even close.
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that MNSTRM FGGT macro is good.
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sunbear has a 6pack. is it wrong that i want a tug off him/want to tug him?
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THAT’S RACIST!11
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hey carles, i had a dream about you
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t3ddy b34r5 will blow up in the neo-infantilism craze of 2k9
carles l00k fck the h8ers… i skipped my mnstrm job yesterday bc my <3 was so happykkkkkkkkkkkkk abt you existing and now i type like a retard but like who cares?
i support u & most everything u do (yall)
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Hating on HRO is so MNSTRM. Not caring about being alt and acting MNSTRM just so wannabe-alts (MNSTRMRS) act even more alt and hate on MNSTRM is alt… I think.
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sloth bear’s leggings are too baggy. they almost look like normal guy jeans.
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Polarbears!= How daRE YOU!
Fekking A/merry/cans make them dissapear, SSHL WNKRS destroy VRTNHG and then claim coolness WTF!= Que Pasa, use your brain for once and make stinkin´racoons cool or something. LOL, polarbears.
Peace out!=
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i want gnarly abs like that sun bear.
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I’m inv$ting in ghey bhers for 2k9-
they’ve got a ghey alt edge to em
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anti panda propaganda http://pandasarejerks.tumblr.com/
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from jacksonville?
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OMG sun bears do a brutal mosh
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carles you are totally stalking my blog arent you
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Carles your skills are returning
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did your assistant choose this meme?
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slothbear CAN be big in 2011
YOU have the power
myspace.com/fuckinslothbear
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//////////Reply by AyatollahAliHosseini
//////////Posted April 7th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
@slothbear, i’d have 2 agree. slothbears r probs rly gud @ ‘making out’ [via dashboard confessionals]
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http://www.myspace.com/sunbearsmusic
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