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Plz pardon the lack of posting as HRO transitions into an alternative SMUT bl0g. I have been doing extensive market research, and the music industry is fading away. Instead of music, more people are more interested in pictures of h0tties in bathrooms.
It's easier to find hotties in bathrooms than it is to find [BUZZWORTHY] music and internet memes that will last 4ever. Remember this hottie in the bathrom? How about the toilet straddler? Remember the port-o-potty bandit? It's easier to blog abt hotties chilling on toilets than it is to blog abt life, love, and 'what it means to be alt.'
AZN, MEXI, FROM AN ISLAND, OR OTHER?
Being from an island = 'other'?
Would HRO be better if I drew turds coming out of bathroom hotties?
[Photo via Miami Nights]
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ew pancake boobies are the worst, esp. mini pancakes like this pac. islander. she's prob a samoan or maybe from fiji or something.
no
National Geographic lookin bitch!
I'm pretty sure that "hottie" is reggie from black kids.http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/c/coachella_2008/8.jpg
pacific islander
she is from some island
Coconut Head!
gr0ss bitch
nononononodont become perez hilton.
Carles can you please write a narrative from a set of photos from the party pixxx site of your choice? You know like, give a play-by-play of what's happening in the set of photos? like a picture book, but raunchier. u would be sooooo gud at it. i'll even throw in a tugjob for free. -anon
(Really Excited About The New Direction)
P.S. "The Toilet Straddler" Was Hot But...This is Just Devastatingly Ugly!
i heard crls is dorian from the tngrs
Thats a pimp "portable toilet" (thats what we call them in the industry). I believe thats a Johnson model 1311, stainless steel version of course. Where may I purchase this item? Ebay? Please remit the ugly pancake titted port-o-model please. No one wants to buy that.
DEAR HRO PRTY PLZ STOP LETTING UR INTERNS WRITE ON DIS BLOG. THEY RNT THAT FUNNY AND THE POST FGGT PIX. THX
carles when are you going to REALLY GET INTO A ANEW BAND like you did with the teenagers? When is anyone going to take the time and effort to say "I REALLY LIKE THIS:" for real and not just because it was released three hours ago. Is anyone else doing this? Is it wrong to only know who you are because wonderflu linked this blog thru her tumblr, thus rendering me clueless of the whole blogroll? I mean, before HRO, I had never even read pitchfork before. I had read that mainstream blog popjustice, though. DOES THIS MAKE ME A MAINSTREAMER? I don't really care but over at popjustice they're ejaculating over Ladyhawke's album (apparently it is done) and Annie's songs. They are biased because they arranged a tou with Annie and that scandinavian pop band you mentioned Alphabeat, but I don't care, there's this whole post there about the new Annie track that goes "Amazing amazing amazing amazing Annie amazing" and so forth. At least the message is clear: THEY REALLY LIKE IT.SO.When will you really like something again? I don't mean to sound like pressuring you into crap you don't give a shit about, but I'm selfish and I don't care.
also post some campus pictures
wtf r u waiting around for crles to tell u he like something...u obviously missed the point of the pitchfork post!
"i heard crls is dorian from the tngrs"me too Less skanks m0 beatz
wtf r u waiting around for crles to tell u he like something...u obviously missed the point of the pitchfork post!yeah i don't really care
Wrst.Brsts.Evr.Bring back the pingpongballnecklacebabe!
azn who used to/still might have a dick
:( i wouldn't let her tug at me. Not kute at all....sigh i come to hro to tug myself at night if i dont have a kutie in my bed after a party but tonight.....i guess im gonna have to go to another site to get my tugs.
ooh cuban/mixed hottie.
what's with the coffee-filters underneath that necklace?
could you plz perez hilton MS paint over those deflated pancakes in the bottom picture?
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