Email from Anonymous Bl00D Loving Bro:
Subject: p0st m0r bl00d pix
Body: the bartender at this party on July 4th slipped and cracked his head open. some party photographers grabbed him and brought him back to the photo booth where they proceeded to take his picture until the ambulance showed up.
OMG R U OKAY?
SOMEB0DY CALL AN AMBY(ULANCE)/NOTIFY MY EMERGENCY CONTACT @ (212) ALT-M0MM or (212) C00L-DAD if no1 picks up (parents are divorced)
AZNs drink blood & only come out at night?
Is the Alt-turban the new Palestinian scarf?
If I had a massive headwound, the last thing I would want was some TrannyAZN trying to lick it while being photographed by a party pic entreprenuer.
[Photos via Parker_day]
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20 Comments
HOLY SHIT
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FAKE. dude, that blood is like pink and glue-y.
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y r u stil here?
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i waz gonna make them kicks, dis guy beet me 2 it
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hes fuckin smiling
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ahahahhahahahahhahahaha
1. i think someone hit him.
2. NOT FAKE
3. he actually was on the phone with his mom, I think. Or the hospital I can’t remember. No I think it was his mom to ask about insurance.
4. that was really fun.
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they didn’t bring him back there to take pictures. The brotograph room just happened to also be the back room where a bartender would go to wait for a ambulance
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i still dont get how you post pictures and all the people related to that picture come out of no where. such a small world y’all.
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no. I guess just a bunch of people read this crap, also this was a party where a lot of d-bags that would read /be blogged about on this crap would go.
he didnt even take an ambulance just a taxi, its not like he was gonna fucking die or whatever.
ambulances are expensive!!!!
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blog about the “photo booth” genre of party photography.
pushing the limits of narcissism / d-baggery?
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those are shit pics, whOa
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thats messed up! some serious badass photos wouldve been a lot less offensive. i.e. minus dumb wig girl.
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this is obviously not real.
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i love hro s0 much
should we tell crls more how much we <3 him(/her/it)?
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haha i love how ppl think its not real. cuz it is def. real and only a idiot would fake that n e ways.
also who would have had the foresight to bloodstain the shoes.
but like 1/3 of HRO’s sf readership was there. it’s real and who cares anyways
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post more AZN trannies
for the kids like
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I WAS THERE. or i was home watching reba. i can’t remember.
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turbans, Palestinian scarfs,
the boy version of the threaded headband when it’s a rolled scarf
etc.
it’s all
TALI BAN CHIC!!!!
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head wounds are going to be really big in 2k9.
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This is real. Of course it’s real. It happened at my party. He’s bleeding ’cause I hit him in the head for blogging unkind things about me.
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