These breasts are kind of kute. Great nips. Great attitude! Great eyeball fuck! Great bangs! Great rib definition! Great Limited Edition Justice necklace (Pope John Paul II Edition)!
Loves it! (Tugs it!)
The most important thing is that these sophisticated breasts read the New York Times every morning from front to back. Not even I can do that, and I’m a real person who went to an Art College!
There’s nothing sexier than a globally aware set of tits (except for breasts with rlly amazing nipple placement).
What do yall think?
Feel free to tug, yall. That’s what blogs/the internet is for.
[See more tittie pix at LastNightsPrty]
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tug away, ya’ll
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Headline: Obama Is Betting Democrats Can Rise Again in the South
That’s not the only thing RISING down SOUTH! Oh yeah!
(meaning a dick)
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Her Hulkamania impression is 80s-throwback-alt-sex.
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And when I thought this blog couldn’t get anymore pointless, it just did.
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i dont understand why people who claim HRO is stupid/pointless/unworthy/unsexy keep reading it. ppl ar really weird.
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it iz don. zoze are zee boobayz.
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First of all I tugged.
But they aren’t the best alt titties for realz. She is 10/10 as a whole OMGdess but the titties aren’t THE best. The bangs are more tuggable.
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if you could package tugz up and sell them she would totes be on the cover (yallz)
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post less altboobs
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Loving The New Direction Towards Alt Smut Blog!…Now Where The Fuck Can I Get One Of Those Limeted Edition Justice Chains!?
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those are some great alt breasts. i’m totally jealous of her alt breasts. do u think that there is such a thing as an alt plastic surgeon so i can get me some perfect nip placement??
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I tried to tug, but then I remembered I’m GHEY. My mom says I can’t be alt because I’m a FGGT. Where can I find mainstream clothes
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johnny the anomaly… shhh plz
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ok im ghey and i tugged to those alt-breasts.
good job HRO
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I wpuld fuk the sunglasses off “john tha anom”
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nom nom nom
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Ive jilled off to his pic, post more johnny less boobies.
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they look fugazi
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“Margarita is Russian/Chinese. She hardly speaks English. I love that she’s taller than me (6 foot 5).”
GIANT AZN ALERT.
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ok im straight and i tugged to johnnys pic.
good job HRO
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ummm….awesome tits…right bro’s! Right?
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(Tugging)
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the search is over.officially!
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aaaaaaah titties in the morning!
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it’s friday and i know like partying on the w/e is for fggts but i just want this party to last forever you know i just never want to see the morning and know i did follow my dreams
<3 carles <3 for understanding me/us/alt-breasts
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pABR7CoM5uA&eurl=http://www.whoopthis.com/
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i feel these titties are too intellectual, a little snobby perhaps. i like titties that are naive yet outgoing, titties that don’t overthink things and really just wanna have a good time.
these titties seem like they might pretend to listen to me when i have something to say but they are really just waiting for their turn to speak.
actually…those are implants because i think this broad was born a man, those nips/areolas are kinda tiny, you could juxtapose them onto a dude and it wouldn’t look that odd. i like nips that wouldn’t make sense on a man.
oh and her/his face ugly too!
i’m gonna go tug myself to theAnal Acrobats divx-DVDRiP i downloaded [HIGHLY REC'CD]
ONE MORE THING… you/HRO got plugged in a local news & review publication in an article about our hella authentic hipster scene. you should leave a comment read it …will you start using party pics from our local party pic website?? takeovertokyo.com
LOVE YA
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i feel these titties are too intellectual, a little snobby perhaps. i like titties that are naive yet outgoing, titties that don’t overthink things and really just wanna have a good time.
these titties seem like they might pretend to listen to me when i have something to say but they are really just waiting for their turn to speak.
actually…those are implants because i think this broad was born a man, those nips/areolas are kinda tiny, you could juxtapose them onto a dude and it wouldn’t look that odd. i like nips that wouldn’t make sense on a man.
oh and her/his face ugly too!
i’m gonna go tug myself to theAnal Acrobats divx-DVDRiP i downloaded [HIGHLY REC'CD]
ONE MORE THING… you/HRO got plugged in a local news & review publication in an article about our hella authentic hipster scene. you should leave a comment read it …will you start using party pics from our local party pic website?? takeovertokyo.com
LOVE YA
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Nah – those aren’t the ones – pretty decent obviously. Just sit a little low on the chest… Ping pong ball necklace girl’s were better, though we didn’t get to see them al fresco.
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No altbreast.com news in any start-up newsletter — shivering yet fuzzy world
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they look great … but nothing beats PingPonggirl
The Quest continues, help us find PPGRL!!
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The votes are in:
AZN/RSSN/TRNNY :7 tugs
PPGRL : 1,000,000 tugs!!!
The winner is certain; the choice, clear. You audience has spoken: PNGPNGNCKLCGRL4EVR!
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Leaving out the vowels is sooo last year. In the latter part of 2k8 I predict people will start leaving out the consonants instead. Or should I say: I e ae a o 28 I ei eo i a ea ou e ooa iea.
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i would tug to her but the picture of robert mugabe totally turns me off.
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yes, she’s kute (mexi?azn?)
but her boobies are funny looking, im not very fond of those nipples. and the alt breasts could work with a lil bit more volume.
but i’d love to load on her, she’s kute! and sophisticated!
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ppl that try to sound hipsterrunoff.com with their shit comments should jump off a stretch limo’s roof
great tits ya’ll
steve aoki is gay
yeh so clever
nice nips uffie
gay gay gay
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her nips are OK but alt hooker woman scares me. I am afraid of people who rip off their clothes when they see a picture of robert mugabe in the in the times.
mystery girl w perfect alt breasts + wilma flinstone bling = 10, 10, 10
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The bangs are rockin’ but she cannot touch Wilma ping pong girl.
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far from perfect
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I’d hit it
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Where i live we call pingpong “tabletennis”.
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If I saw a girl that attractive ever I would prob not be able to talk to her or even be in the same room!
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Great nosejob
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9:17 ur a FGGT
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