I wonder if these Sparks Girls are in the standard uniform for a Popular Extreme Sport in the Year 2020?
Remember there was that brand of ‘pretty girls’ in high school who got railed by almost every member of a sports team? Remember when she graduated, and went to a community college, and convinced herself that she was a real student obtaining a real degree in business/marketing/communications? Remember when she graduated, and got hired by an Alcoholic beverage company because the 30 year old guy who hired her made promises of ‘eventually working her way up the corporate ladder’ but told her she might ‘have to do some field work’ and made sure she was comfortable wearing something ‘a little bit sexy’? Remember when you ran into this girl from your high school when she was ‘working at an local community cultural event/the opening of a local restaurant/a popular night at a local club’?
But srsly, she loves ‘interacting with people’ and ‘the opportunity to get a little bit buzzed while she works.’ If you rlly think about it, isn’t that what we all TRULY want in our dream job?
[Photo by The cobrasnake]
SRSLY though, what’s with the genre of ‘hot’ local girls who convince themselves that they have a legitimate career because they work in the ‘Public Relations/Promotions’ department for BUD LIGHT (they don’t have benefits)? 
N E WAYS… I gotta get back to searching for a marketing/design/promotions internship with a ‘record label that doesn’t make any profits’/'a sports drink/health product/alcoholic beverage that alts consume’.
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God damn it.
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jeeeez crls ur fuckin WAK!
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its so fucking tru though
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take the bad idea jeans off crls!
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i know a girl exactly like what you described.
this kind of depresses me.
kind of…
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lol I think i see a fart on her!
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ur from texas? no wonder!
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u know what the worst thing is, the dude in the back of the first picture with a tux shirt and a top hat…
lol
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the two bud light girls on the right are airbrushed on the legs and waist to look thinner.
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the sparks girls have FAT COOCHES.
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not RLY on topic, but barack obama is your new fixie.
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MONITORING EMERGING TRENDS can be tough on your own. am just trying to lend a helping hand in this tough world of bloggers and bloggesses.
-anonny
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IT JUST GOT LAME (YALL)
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’sparks makes my skin rlly greasy’
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carles, you should post more mistake tattoos http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/778/n170501617306105881678an5.jpg
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how come girls who objectify themselves for money are so much more depressing than girls who do it for free? is it the desperation to look like they have a “career”? or is it just because they’re corny whores???
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y do u suk now?
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ur lame for editing “wtf is bloghouse”
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Why does the cobramistake still think we want to look at his lame ass snaps? Christ, I’m so sick of party pics. Some tits, an ass, zany antics, fine. But one more shot of some average joe, smack dab in the middle of the frame, and I’ll be looking for some paint to dry. And fuck flash photography anyway, while I’m at it.
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too bad almost 20% of all the girls i know really do feel like their making an authentic career for themselves. they could of just majored in sociology though. which is much worst.
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The Sparks “girl” on the far right looks like she’s 40.
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Oh god CRLS you killed it with this today! KILLED!
..do you think that since they dont get benefits they at least get a free Crunch membership…or discounts at the neighborhood aesthetic surgery multiplex?
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This is too true.
The 2nd from the left was also one of those cheesy ASU girls who didnt get paid anything to model in a spead for playboy. She’s really going places.
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bud light wins, although the brunette seems to be thinking a little too deeply for a promo twink. juss smilez honey.
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