HIPSTER RUNOFF

I wonder if these Sparks Girls are in the standard uniform for a Popular Extreme Sport in the Year 2020?

Remember there was that brand of 'pretty girls' in high school who got railed by almost every member of a sports team? Remember when she graduated, and went to a community college, and convinced herself that she was a real student obtaining a real degree in business/marketing/communications? Remember when she graduated, and got hired by an Alcoholic beverage company because the 30 year old guy who hired her made promises of 'eventually working her way up the corporate ladder' but told her she might 'have to do some field work' and made sure she was comfortable wearing something 'a little bit sexy'? Remember when you ran into this girl from your high school when she was 'working at an local community cultural event/the opening of a local restaurant/a popular night at a local club'?

But srsly, she loves 'interacting with people' and 'the opportunity to get a little bit buzzed while she works.' If you rlly think about it, isn't that what we all TRULY want in our dream job?

[Photo by The cobrasnake]

SRSLY though, what's with the genre of 'hot' local girls who convince themselves that they have a legitimate career because they work in the 'Public Relations/Promotions' department for BUD LIGHT (they don't have benefits)?

N E WAYS... I gotta get back to searching for a marketing/design/promotions internship with a 'record label that doesn't make any profits'/'a sports drink/health product/alcoholic beverage that alts consume'.