I was really worried that bow ties were catching on. Remember the clown-Bro in a bow tie? Or the goth-alt with the bow tied necklace? It’s good to see that regular ties are fighting back against emerging trends. Trends have feelings, too (yall).
I don’t understand substitution when it comes to ties. Why can’t a tie just stand for itself? Why do u have to create a non-functional replication of a product? It would be like getting tattos of pistols on your hips. U can’t use the guns to kill some1 if they are just drawn on u.
Sometimes metaphors are kind of deep. Most times metaphors are kind of FGGT. Sometimes we’re just afraid of change/progressive stuff, like when the internet came out and we typed stuff in it instead of using paper.
On a side-note:
Who is the alt-est professional athlete in the world?
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Baron Davis. He is releasing a movie about gang life in LA, who does he think he is, John Singleton. He also made a funny video of him rollerskating to new edition.
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steve nash obviously
alt ladies love him
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i second steve nash
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i really thought that was matte babel from much music.
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^– lamest comments ever, seriously.
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Only Ghey Mexi athletes can be alt. That is why the obvious answer is Fernando Valenzuela
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Ronaldo!
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Is that Thierry henry???
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haha it is thierry
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thierry henry should concentrate of football (soccer for the uneducated) instead of fashion then he might score some more goals. guy’s fucking useless now.
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lol looks like henry is spending his time in stores rather than the pratice field.
c. ronaldo thinks he’s alt. but he’s a huge d-bag. what a tool.
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arnold schwarzenegger. being a nazi is the the new alt. plus he’s took shit loads of drugs.
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lol, bro-tie
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Dennis Rodman!
All white soccer players with long hair!
Richard Jefferson, ’cause there’s nothing more alt than being gay!
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oh cmon you gus, C Ronaldo is as far from being alt as Gordon Brown from being popular
i think Henry is the alt-est of them all (yall)
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p0st m0re pie charts! PLZ
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michael vick.
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dogfights…big in 2k9
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dnns rdman obvi
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Nadal..He Wears Capri’s & Has That Dirty Pubescent Facial Hair! What Could Be More Gay, err…I Mean Alt!
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tha williams sistaz 4 shure theyree nnigsters playin tennnis nuthin iz more alt than that
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Kimbo Slice
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that bros facial hair is giving Gaspard a run for his money
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“being a nazi is the the new alt.” Sooooo tru
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“Hey Bobby,How you say…Va Va Voom?”
^^^^^^^^^^
(Can’t bELIEVE no one did this!)
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Franck Ribery is the alt-est.
Deformed is the new black.
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what are “athletes”?
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professional athletes are GHEY.
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dont you mean althletes ?
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Deformed is the new black ftw!
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henry is fucking sickkkkkkkk ya’ll what it doooo
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also thought it was matte babel… until i read the tag. dang.
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breaux greer… google it. learn about it.
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its thierry henry
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