Sometimes when I am wearing clothes that incorporate miscellaneous animals or creatures, the creatures inside of my clothes get hungry, and I have to stop at Petco/Chili’s to satisfy the hunger of my clothes. This kute AZN is wearing a polar bear hoodie, and that means her life is dramatically altered when she sports this kute Arctic garment.
Wearing a polar bear hoodie means:
-ur diet consists of seals
-u like cold weather
-sometimes they put u in zoos and make u chill on concrete even though u usually live on ice
-u wish u were a Panda Bear bc they are s00 in right now
POLAR BEARS: THE NEW PANDA BEARS?
[Polar bear by Preggers GoldBear]
XX BONUS [IN DEPTH] ANALYSIS XX
Seen any impossible-to-take-seriously-bc-they-are-from-the-future-and-past-at-the-same-time-alts recently?
They have a deep quirkiness 2 them that made it impossible not to bl0g abt them, particularly future-bro with inverted feet on the right. He’s prbbbly in a rockNroll/post-Rapture-thrash-dance-core/core-core/no-wave band.
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That guy on the right’s not even a real person. He’s probably just a new Will Farell character.
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That’s a total try-too-hard look.
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is that guy on the right wearing the Justice symbol around his neck? maybe he can show how cool he is by dressing like them for next Halloween.
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of interest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5D4GLBo3k0
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OMG I <3 CHILI’S!!!
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they’re definitely a contemporary christian rock band from brentwood, tennessee, which means they’re from the past because those lsrs are always five years behind whatever the hip trends of today are.
just like these ladies.
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alt chevy chase and dustin hoffman
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haha i have that polar bear hat. it was actually free giveaway from a korean bakery chain.
http://pds6.egloos.com/pds/200712/07/84/d0008084_47591ff1eda42.jpg
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that red, white and dark blue jacket is hot…
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r u gnna bl0g abt how steve aoki’s dad – rocky aoki (the founder of benihana’s) – died?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroaki_Aoki
there’s some bg info for you. i feel like this could have srs implications for the future of DIM MAK parties.
is benihana’s alt b/c steve aoki came from benihana’s money? or is it not alt b/c he was rebelling against his dad (who must be mainstream by comparison)?
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Predicting future post:
Hipsters wearing a hoody jacket made of the human skin of a mainstreamer
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hey carles!
stop being a douche blog!
revert to pre-mainstream standards! I’m talking ’bout myspacers!
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dj momjeans is real
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I can’t take you SRSLY anymore.
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that was pretty funny, too.
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those men are trying way too hard. i bet they make music together in one of their mother’s basements in philly.
grizzy bears are the next panda bears, duh. polar bears are already taken by all the THE ICE IZ MELTING neo-hippies.
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the guy on the right probably heard that making duck feet make you seem more alt in comparison. Looks like he´s really concentrating on it. Talkin about trying to hard…
plus his clothes look really uncomfortable
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the only thing deep about these faggos is their v-necks
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wow hip stylez 4 sho..
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Predicting future post:
Hipsters wearing a hoody jacket made of the human skin of a mainstreamer!
fucking brilliant!
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Core-core is my new favorite genre. <3
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t00lz
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