Whether you are alt or mainstream, a soccer mom or a free spirited mom, a cool dad or a demanding dad…our global economy is in trouble and you are feeling it in your wallet. Manyof the problems stem from the fact that Arab druglords and warlords are in charge of the world’s oil, but I did not study political science-y stuff in college. Sometimes I step back and think about how krazie it is that we need all of this black stuff from the ground 2 make our lives’ easier…
With that being said, it’s important to note that our global gas crunch has ruined things for this lil alt human accessory. As opposed to being driven to her Summer Enrichment Courses in a minivan with a DVD player, or a spacious Toyota Camry, she was forced to be chauffeured by her mom on a skateboard. You can see a bandage on her left leg which we can only assume was caused by an accident on the cobblestone roads of the netherworld in which she lives.
I think it is good for free-spirited mothers to express themselves, but I don’t now how I feel about converting urself into a rickshaw to transport your kid.
Have yall ever been poor? Remember when Jewel lived in a van?
[Photo by The Face Huntbro]
I have a dream that one day every kid will have parents who are able to afford vintage conversion vans.
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im poor now.
i bought my iphone for 400 dollars and nows its 2.
shitty shitty shittty.
plus this update is taking forever to down load=/
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“A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).”
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dear hipster runoff,
did u knock someoneup? i know this is a personal question but i’m not funny.
thx!!!
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jewel herself forgot she once lived in a van
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MMMMM ilf?
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heee heee. jewel still has jacked up teef.
i dunno if it’s because gas prices are so HIGH or if it is to remind us of those hardscrabble days when she had to sell alaskan driftwood keychains in order to buy stamps so she could send high fidelity maxell tapes of herself to VH1’s “artist of the month” department. either way, she is an amazing artist.
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quest for the hawtest alt-milf is now over
(celebratory tugs made difficult due to the kid’s judgemental stare..)
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why gothenburg?
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http://www.myspace.com/carlesperez
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im poor NOW. but you kn0 what, i still make time out of my busy p00r schedule/life to read hro and everything is 0K. thx carles.
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ps post about aoki family. :-(
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yeah just about to say that. poor steve and devon… let’s pour some out for our dead homie tonight ya’ll.
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FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!
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that alternative child’s judgmental stare is about the most relevant thing that I have read/seen on HRO in a very long time.
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ill be poor soon yall
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reading hipsterrunoff is bad for you
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Give the people what they want…make “WTF is bloghouse” thee memorable post to end all memorable posts!
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DONT U JUDGE ME!..DONT U FUCKIN JUDGE ME!
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arab drug lords?
maybe you shoulda taken poly sci!
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i knew HRO was going to bl0g about this particular picture just because of the human accessory present…. its getting old, carles!!
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fucking cutest mom ever
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Gas isn’t expensive in America – its twice the price in europe…y’all.
Get a grip geez.
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