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Robin Hood, Prince of Windbreakers


I wonder where this dreamie bro with a flowing mane got his durable windbreaker cape/hood thingy. I might have to buy one for my Halloween costume (might buy it in green and be alt-Peter Pan). Technology like that could have only been made by the same engineers who invented the Old Navy Tech vests, Old Navy Performance Fleeces, and/or jeans with loops for hammers in them.

I wonder what an Electro Robin Hood would do for an oppressed population of alternative settlers. Would he steal Macbook Pros from the rich, and give them to the poor? Would he teach the townsfolk how to install an aqueduct system that transported ______________ (alt-alcoholic product)?

Maybe it’s just me, but we need a hero these days more that ever.

[FaceHunter]

Is it just me, or does this movie about the really tan white guy who skis a lot look like it’s going to be rlly good?

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22 Comments

  1. Fred The Mole
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    Hi from Paris !

    Tanks for the link
    I have linked you back
    Have you seen week Fashion pictures ?
    A few things for you
    maybe …
    Cheers

    Fred the Mole

    Easy Fashion Paris

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 3:45 pm | Permalink

    movie“s awesome.

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    plz continue with this sooo random ad s fad throughout yr posts

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    flowing manes on alt bros are my fav
    keep up the g00d w0rk carles
    p.s. i could use a lttle more alt sandwiches from time to time

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  5. doinwork.com
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    Pffft who needs electro robin hood when you have a space-faring Steve Aoki. But really the medieval haircut needs to go “Sven”, pronto.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

    more is less

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 5:22 pm | Permalink

    more is less

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

    Definitely looks like that guy doesn’t have any arms.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

    Steve Aoki is Robin Hood. DJ Momjeans is Little John. Our modern day Robin Hood showers the poor oppressed [under-aged] crowds with Grey Goose, just as Robin Hood once showered the peasants with gold. Only….who is the villain in this modern drama? Kanye West? Myspace?

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  10. blogapotamus
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 7:33 pm | Permalink

    zrzly crlz, i was on internets hiatus for only like a week or something and you made more than TWO PAGES worth of posts.. it’s so hard to keep up with what is shit when there is so much of it about

    please dont blog about the justice remix of ‘electric feel’ because i want to play it at my university before it becomes overplayed.. after all, i deserve to benefit from it socially because i downloaded it off a blog

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    ur ghey…and late

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 7:44 pm | Permalink

    (for the fellow who would like to play the justice remix) if u really want an electric feel stick a fork in a socket

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 8:11 pm | Permalink

    ur ghey….not witty

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  14. City Slick
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 8:30 pm | Permalink

    I love the movie.

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted July 8, 2008 at 8:59 pm | Permalink

    do a post on how will smith is ALT…FGGT

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  16. badkharmala
    Posted July 9, 2008 at 12:00 am | Permalink

    could that tunic guy look any more like a bird?

    that –cock reference was s000 random carles

    http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cock-billboard.jpg

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted July 9, 2008 at 12:37 am | Permalink

    you make me laugh. you writing about hancock at the end was incredibly random.

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  18. ed
    Posted July 9, 2008 at 2:47 am | Permalink

    Isn’t Robin Hood the vampire that starred as Tom Cruise?

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted July 9, 2008 at 2:52 am | Permalink

    please someone tell me what happens in this movie! my alt friend saw it and said it was “surprisingly dark” but she won’t tell me anything else. I MUST KNOW MORE. (but refyooz to see it)

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted July 9, 2008 at 2:59 am | Permalink

    THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS POSTER!

    Reply

  21. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    i thought hancock was about a pouting homeless dude.

    Reply

  22. Lars
    Posted February 12, 2009 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    i think it’s more sherlock holmes

    Reply

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