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I wonder where this dreamie bro with a flowing mane got his durable windbreaker cape/hood thingy. I might have to buy one for my Halloween costume (might buy it in green and be alt-Peter Pan). Technology like that could have only been made by the same engineers who invented the Old Navy Tech vests, Old Navy Performance Fleeces, and/or jeans with loops for hammers in them.

I wonder what an Electro Robin Hood would do for an oppressed population of alternative settlers. Would he steal Macbook Pros from the rich, and give them to the poor? Would he teach the townsfolk how to install an aqueduct system that transported ______________ (alt-alcoholic product)?

Maybe it's just me, but we need a hero these days more that ever.

[FaceHunter]

Is it just me, or does this movie about the really tan white guy who skis a lot look like it's going to be rlly good?

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Fred The Mole's picture

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Anonymous's picture

movie“s awesome.

Anonymous's picture

plz continue with this sooo random ad s fad throughout yr posts

Anonymous's picture

flowing manes on alt bros are my favkeep up the g00d w0rk carlesp.s. i could use a lttle more alt sandwiches from time to time

doinwork.com's picture

Pffft who needs electro robin hood when you have a space-faring Steve Aoki. But really the medieval haircut needs to go "Sven", pronto.

Anonymous's picture

more is less

Anonymous's picture

more is less

Anonymous's picture

Definitely looks like that guy doesn't have any arms.

Anonymous's picture

Steve Aoki is Robin Hood. DJ Momjeans is Little John. Our modern day Robin Hood showers the poor oppressed [under-aged] crowds with Grey Goose, just as Robin Hood once showered the peasants with gold. Only....who is the villain in this modern drama? Kanye West? Myspace?

blogapotamus's picture

zrzly crlz, i was on internets hiatus for only like a week or something and you made more than TWO PAGES worth of posts.. it's so hard to keep up with what is shit when there is so much of it aboutplease dont blog about the justice remix of 'electric feel' because i want to play it at my university before it becomes overplayed.. after all, i deserve to benefit from it socially because i downloaded it off a blog

Anonymous's picture

ur ghey...and late

Anonymous's picture

(for the fellow who would like to play the justice remix) if u really want an electric feel stick a fork in a socket

Anonymous's picture

ur ghey....not witty

City Slick's picture

I love the movie.

Anonymous's picture

do a post on how will smith is ALT...FGGT

badkharmala's picture

could that tunic guy look any more like a bird?that --cock reference was s000 random carleshttp://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cock-billboard.jpg

Anonymous's picture

you make me laugh. you writing about hancock at the end was incredibly random.

ed's picture

Isn't Robin Hood the vampire that starred as Tom Cruise?

Anonymous's picture

please someone tell me what happens in this movie! my alt friend saw it and said it was "surprisingly dark" but she won't tell me anything else. I MUST KNOW MORE. (but refyooz to see it)

Anonymous's picture

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS POSTER!

Anonymous's picture

i thought hancock was about a pouting homeless dude.

Lars's picture

i think it's more sherlock holmes

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