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Is this better, yall?
Does it do a better job of ‘branding’?
What is missing?
What ever happened 2 shutter shades?
Should somebody make a new game gimmick besides BINGO? Or would it be too complex to convey something like ‘ALT MONOPOLY’, ‘ALT HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS’, ‘ALT SORRY!’, ‘ALT LIFE’, ‘ALT OLD MAID’, ‘ALT WII TENNIS’, ‘ALT CONNECT FOUR’, ‘ALT CROSSFIRE’, ‘ALT CHUTES AND LADDERS’ ‘ALT DUCK HUNT’ or ‘ALT OPERATION’?

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I play this game in real life every day, yall.

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83 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    OMG FIRST COMMENT!!!

    i’m so alt right now i can feel it in my aoki’s apple.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    i like this one better i feel it really fits definately nice add on the gheyzns

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    the font still sux

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    Blipsters is better than nigsters.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    why did blipsters change to nigsters?

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    //////////Reply by dev
    //////////Posted

    @Anonymous, blipsters is bettr not jst cuz im black

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    I do like that deep v’s got the bicycle rim. Important you included at least some form of a “FIXIE” in there.

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm | Permalink

    WE WANT NIPS!
    POST MR NOODZ.

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    WRONG FONT, FGGT

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  9. leonardhatred
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 4:34 pm | Permalink

    and i thought blipsters was bad…

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    yeah change back to
    blipsters, and xchange
    hipster runoff for shuttr
    shades, having the blog
    on there is too self-aware.

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 4:59 pm | Permalink

    i dont think those are alt titties bc i think they are fake. can fake titties be alt titties? does the flannel make them alt? idk, but nigsters is wayyyyy funnier.

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 5:07 pm | Permalink

    STEVE GHEYOKI….. no longer alt

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 5:27 pm | Permalink

    blipsters is less racist than nigsters, and better suggests the short-lived, ephemeral nature of hipster trends

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    why are people getting offended about nigsters? thats waaay better, because u guys are nigsters?

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  15. leonardhatred
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    if somebody ever called me a nigster, i’d beat the shit out of them…joke or no joke.

    it seems like fggt is pretty bad, too.

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  16. Zeb.
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 5:41 pm | Permalink

    It’s not that nigsters, or blipsters for that matter is offensive, it’s just that it’s kind of unfunny.

    With Love,
    Zebedee Williams.

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    OMG NO NEW POSTS :-(

    :-( It’s like having no tug all day long :-(

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  18. Sly
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    Is DJ Mom Jeans already mainstream…or just dead…thinking about it…A dead Chris Farley like DJ Mom Jeans should be there…

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  19. Adriano
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    hipster racism is ironic

    like a 100% negro t-shirt

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    nigsters! i’m goin to drop that one in everyday conversation now.

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:32 pm | Permalink

    Deep V rims, bravo.

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  22. a wise man once
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    FUCK U GUYS
    blipsters is racist already
    by changing it to nigsters u accomplish 2 things
    1) u make it obvi that hipsterism is a racist white ethnocentric trend by
    a) using a more loaded term
    b) removing all notion of "hip" from the the word
    c) its a post post post ironic ode to the hep cats of the 50s
    2) its got a better ring because
    a) frankenwords > portmanteaus
    b) blip just sound FGGT

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:46 pm | Permalink

    Please blog about the sudden increase in alt hotties on the new season of Project Runway.

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    u need fixies and shttr shades.

    TAKE OFF SPARKS AND ADD PBR. real hipsters cant afford sparks.

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    I think “Free” should be changed to “$5 and BYOB” because whats free anymore? Even a tugjob costs a bottle of drank for 2 now that them bros have cramped my scene

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  26. Adam
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    i was gonna REBLOG it yesterday, but it says nigsters, and nobody says that except anon racists. blipsters and jipsters are actually legit.

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  27. MYLYFZAMETA4
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:41 pm | Permalink

    @ ADAM (+ all yall blipster toting fggts)

    u want to hear something legit?
    UR A GHipster.

    stop hiding behind consonants you closet racist and say nigsters like a man

    thanks 2 u i now have filled “B” in the second row,

    FGGT

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.jpg

    recycling old gimmicks….

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  29. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:51 pm | Permalink

    at 2:41 PM

    Wow thats really deep and meaningful and helps me break a way from the reified stereotype i’ve become. Thats so much u’ve really help me see that im only alternative because i wish to regress into my childhood years to fight off the bad demons that made me sad. Now that my life has changed I dont know what to do. Maybe we could watch RSS feeds of marginally funny blogs together and post obnoxiously long and meaningful poetry that does a really good job of showing just how much we know about those people we use to hang out with and see at shows once a week for a couple months. Or maybe we could just listen to Kid A on repeat for days

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:56 pm | Permalink

    the hipsters have become self-aware, abandon ship

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  31. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 7:59 pm | Permalink

    @ 2:50 PM

    http://blog.paulbetts.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dasfailboot.jpg

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  32. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 8:12 pm | Permalink

    there should be a PNGPNGNCKLCGRL pic where the “alt titties” are

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  33. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 8:23 pm | Permalink

    Self-aware hipsters are more ironic.
    Irony rules.

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  34. Carlos D
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    Blipsters was clearly changed to Nigsters because people complained about it.

    Nigsters is offensive but it’s a reaction to somehow thinking that this blog can’t categorize you because of what you look like.

    That’s pretty much the point here.

    If Carles can say FGGT and AZN all day long then he can damn well say Blipster when he pleases.

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  35. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    crls u r hurtn ur brand w/these typefaces u r usin, put ur photoshop ntrns 2 wrk

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  36. Adam
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    my only point was that i have never heard anyone say nigster, but i’ve heard blipster. and i get called a jipster.

    also: there is no term for a gay hipster, because that’s redundant.

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  37. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

    My only point is that ur a FGGT

    and obvi havent read the comments on:
    http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/blip-on-radar.html

    n00b, go back to elbow.ws mnstrm

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  38. Anonymous
    Posted July 23, 2008 at 11:08 pm | Permalink

    haha. i thought the goal of all hipsters was to be ironic. dont forget the future we’re trying to create!

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  39. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 1:44 am | Permalink

    Adding "Adam" to the list of ugly MNSTRM cmmntrs that found HRO from currentv that I Hate list..Bein late & referencing HRO in ur terrible blog is embarrassin! please..remove ur comments & make currentv ur homepage again..thanks!

    P.S. dont try posting anon we can smell ur MNSTRM/Entry lev alt/FGGT tone a mile away

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  40. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    i like adam though. better than this antsy mess ^

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  41. Adam
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 3:10 am | Permalink

    re: anon comments

    1. fuck elbo.ws, i’ve been using hype machine since it was at non-standard, way before the relaunch.

    2. i’ve been reading HRO since before it was 60% justice-based lols and deff before totally “with-it” anons like yourself started posting about how over justice you are.

    why don’t you go back to writing your nylon intern application essays and ordering wholesale american apparel from ebay?

    p.s. the majority of my comments are anon. start sniffing.

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  42. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 3:15 am | Permalink

    dude stop criticizing adam you’re exactly the self aware hipster type that this blog is making fun of!!!

    loseeerrrrrrrr

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  43. octopus magic
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 3:30 am | Permalink

    Woo hoo.

    I like the DEEP VEEES rim addition.

    you could also add AEROSPOKES if you really wanted to be ALT because they’re totes useless other than looking like old bmx wheels and getting made fun of by people who actually ride bikes

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  44. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 3:55 am | Permalink

    the updated bingo is terrible
    stick with the first one

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  45. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 5:09 am | Permalink

    THE ANON WITH A LIST IS SO SCARY, that’s the second time they do that.

    prsnly i think adam’s a QT/PYT. is sticking up for a non-anon the new alt-bashing?

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  46. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 5:43 am | Permalink

    erick belladonna is ghey???

    bahahaha

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  47. shitting on u
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 5:56 am | Permalink

    3 cmmnts 14 min apart? get this fggts I.P. NOW! admit it ur blogg is shit tho bro-stop tryin to piggy back HRO u flamin male groupie! ur embarrasing urself further-if u have been reading since whenever the fuck u would know “NIGGSTER” is the accepted nomenclature!
    http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/07/blip-on-radar.html

    P.S. ur GAY not GHEY!

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  48. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 6:14 am | Permalink

    HRO fanboys jeez

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  49. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    if i keep seein that self proclaimed “Jipsters” doofy face 17X’s on every post im smashing my airbook screen with my PBR!

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  50. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 8:24 am | Permalink

    M.I.A is NOT black
    she’s south asian you mofo.
    just cos someone has dark skin, doesn’t mean their black.
    the cool kids are a rap/hip hop duo,
    and the black kids are a indie rock band.
    god! learn how to tell shit apart.
    your ignorance is showing.

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  51. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    adam is a FGGT

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  52. Adam
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    @12:56 AM

    just because it’s on HRO doesn’t mean it’s true. i read this blog because it’s funny, not because it’s a definitive source of information. go back to googling “how to be a hipster” and leave me alone.

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  53. Anonymous
    Posted July 24, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    1/2 hr of the most painfully awkward thing u will ever see-http://vimeo.com/1248745

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  54. Anonymous
    Posted July 25, 2008 at 1:02 am | Permalink

    helvetica/arial = out

    century gothic/helvetica neue (ultralight) = in

    get with it fggts.

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  55. Anonymous
    Posted July 25, 2008 at 3:04 am | Permalink

    is the ultimate irony the fact that every group of people that is other-ed in that rendition of bingo/on yr blog&all the other blogs like it are the folks from whom all these trends originated?
    yo, middleclass white boyz, where would yr style be if not for blk ppl, asian ppl, & queerz?
    has anything hip ever originated w/ white ppl? maybe thats why you gotta try to use irony. cause comin up with oppressive wars & social divisions aint sweet unless you pretend like it is. or you just take credit for all the rad shit resourceful people were creating while you were too busy pretending they were less than human.
    word.

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    //////////Reply by Double Negative
    //////////Posted

    @Anonymous, Word.

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  56. the ghost of elvis presley
    Posted July 25, 2008 at 4:33 am | Permalink

    sooo wait…ur saying caucasians stole the “ALT” dream from “NIGGSTERS”? are u fckin serious? FGGTS ehh AZNS maybe but NIGGS!? Im sorry blackie but ur not takin credit for this one! here another great contribution to “culture” from them ever stylish blck folks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pABR7CoM5uA

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  57. Anonymous
    Posted July 25, 2008 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    @ adam love, defending your position against anons just isn’t done.

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  58. Anonymous
    Posted July 25, 2008 at 9:38 am | Permalink

    posting anon is the HRO way allwayz has been allwayz will be, it just is..people posting under accts get flamed! anyone not aware of that is a noob & looks worse & worse.thus asking for it! especially if ur ugly-juss sayin no offense to anyone in particular-juss sayin

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  59. Anonymous
    Posted July 25, 2008 at 10:36 am | Permalink

    I’m printing this one.

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  60. sarah
    Posted July 25, 2008 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    ahah @ the 10:04pm anon comment above; totally agree. white ppl try so hard. man it is just sad how predictable these HRO quips have become… calling someone gay and asian doesn’t make a joke, no wonder even hipsters shittalk hipsters

    @ 11:33pm, did you really call anon “blackie?”
    wtf - so hipster blogs are the new place to hear racial slurs? this is nasty.

    ps that whole 80s inspired big glasses bright colors big tops etc came from hiphop culture aka black people you fools. and pretty much every face on this blog is wearing those big glasses.

    oh yeah, and the original hipsters, (literally, trace the word) were black jazz musicians and all the white folks who thought their music was amazing. you can even read your white alt heroes and see that… jack kerouac, etc.

    so it is pretty backwards and ahistorical to make the default hipster white.

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    sorry to intervene but- wasnt it george michael and wham with the neon, text print T shirts glasses etc-circa 1981 (literally trace the ghey)

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    Posted July 28, 2008 at 1:46 am | Permalink

    what’s up with the complains with the font?
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    lawl!

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