[Photo via Bryan Boi]
What's the deal with Agyness Deyn and Albert Hammond, Jr (better known as the Freddie Prinze Jr of the Strokes)?
What do they even have in common? The experience of shopping for little boy clothes? Can we give alt-celeb couples nicknames that mashup their two names? Which one of these is the best?

1. AggyHam
2. AggyHammy
3. Alberdeyn
4. Alness
5. Hamness
6. Agmond
7. Albert Agyness Deyn Hammond Jr (I)
8. Lil Boy Curlie Hair Stroke It Girl

I think we can all just assume that Agy is trying 2 use Alby so that she can replace Julian Casablancas in the Strokes.

I don't know how I feel about this latest Alby Hammy Jr video. It seems like it was made for an entry-level artist who is 'trying too hard to make it.'

He makes a lot of weird, emotive faces that I don't think match his personal brand as the 'silent guitar player' from the Strokes.

What makes u smile?

Who is a more authentic alt couple: Ryan Adams+Mandy Moore or Aggy Hammy?

What is the deal with alt-celeb relationships? Do you think one member of the relationship has an alt-inferiority complex, and the other member develops a 'mainstream anxiety complex'?

I wish we could get past all of this mainstream vs. alt stuff and just focus on how people have beautiful insides, no matter what kind of music, films or fashion they like.

'if you love something alt, and it turns mainstream 4 u, then it is tru luv.'
-a mainstream wife who made her husband start wearing stepdad jeans

Previous pseudo-alt symbiotic relationship coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/mainstream-couples-who-people-pretend.html

Agyness Deyn

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