[Photo via Bryan Boi]
What’s the deal with Agyness Deyn and Albert Hammond, Jr (better known as the Freddie Prinze Jr of the Strokes)?
What do they even have in common? The experience of shopping for little boy clothes? Can we give alt-celeb couples nicknames that mashup their two names? Which one of these is the best?
- AggyHam
- AggyHammy
- Alberdeyn
- Alness
- Hamness
- Agmond
- Albert Agyness Deyn Hammond Jr (I)
- Lil Boy Curlie Hair Stroke It Girl
I think we can all just assume that Agy is trying 2 use Alby so that she can replace Julian Casablancas in the Strokes.
I don’t know how I feel about this latest Alby Hammy Jr video. It seems like it was made for an entry-level artist who is ‘trying too hard to make it.’
He makes a lot of weird, emotive faces that I don’t think match his personal brand as the ’silent guitar player’ from the Strokes.
What makes u smile?
Who is a more authentic alt couple: Ryan Adams+Mandy Moore or Aggy Hammy?
What is the deal with alt-celeb relationships? Do you think one member of the relationship has an alt-inferiority complex, and the other member develops a ‘mainstream anxiety complex’?
I wish we could get past all of this mainstream vs. alt stuff and just focus on how people have beautiful insides, no matter what kind of music, films or fashion they like.
‘if you love something alt, and it turns mainstream 4 u, then it is tru luv.’
-a mainstream wife who made her husband start wearing stepdad jeans
Previous pseudo-alt symbiotic relationship coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/06/mainstream-couples-who-people-pretend.html
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42 Comments
LAST:Dont try to ease my pain crls
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the name albert hammond jr. always makes me laugh. it’s such a silly name.
but i vote for the first one.. AGGYHAM
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youre the mandy moore of this relationship crls..remember that!
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Alberdeyn!
They have to be the worst alt couple, they kinda fit together though because he looks like a peedo and she looks like a 5 year old boy.
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albert hammond jr is one ugly sod
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albert buys a music processor, puts it on the table, puts his tongue in aggy’s mouth, someone takes a picture, now Iwant a bigger one so I can see what the PROCESSOR IS
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dats sum phat shit right there carlez. i dont know no how so buzzed to 4get about it.
sometimes HRO is so good it reminds me how much beauty there is in the world. i sit by my keyboard and cry and cry and cry.
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she definitelly chose the wrong strokes one!he looks like he smokes way too much weed.i think she is up for something else than that.
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FIRST….to say ryan adams and mandy moore arent a couple
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2:04 u said “yall” twice in one sentence..either ur crls or ur the fat “mammy” nigg from gone with the wind either way clean my fuckin house bitch!
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“sometimes HRO is so good it reminds me how much beauty there is in the world. i sit by my keyboard and cry and cry and cry”
And the you tug it and have a pot noodle right?
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im s0 glad HRO isnt dead. i dont know how my personal brand could survive.
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green ags and ham
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randy madams broke up! it’s true. read it on a blog.
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GREEN AGS AND HAM. I enjoyed that. I’m not gonna say I lol’d because I didn’t but I sort of smiled – SOL’d? Guiz I’m in a band. Actually 2
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wasnt she going out with that childhood friend nobody called HENRY or something. They had matching goofy accents and boy hair.
EVIDENCE- http://youtube.com/watch?v=wNQ9HultFDs
she must be a drty slut
alt dreamz of jonny ross 2k8.7??
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Jonny Ross, YES!!!
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Jonny Ross is rlly mainstream, but he is rlly into AZN culture so that makes him alt.
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can u plz create a beta version of HRO that is more like Facebook (like LSTFM just did). muchos gracias.
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We need an altcouple post on Natalie Portman and Devendra a-zap pls.
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alt aggs and ham
(play on green eggs and ham)
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I wish RyAdms would dye his hair back.
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alberdeyn !
hammy is rly kute and nice in person tho
carles you suck when you say stuff like that .. the strokes r rly g00d. and hammy is cool.
agy is 5 yr old boyish but w.e
better than the girl from the pierces he was engaged 2.
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crls..
this broad im banging says she knows ur boyfriend, ur ass ugy & from “TEXAS” are u fuckin for real? Hate to out u bro– but…
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WHAT THE FUCK CARLES I USED TO LOVE YOUR BLOG BUT THIS AGNYESS DEYN TRIP HAS TO STOP. SHE IS A SKINNYSPOILEDUGLYBITCH WHO HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS AND THINKS SHE IS FASHIONABLE WHEN SHE REALLY ISNT. I MEAN LOOK AT THOSE MOCASSINS. MOCCASINS ARE SOMEHWHAT KUTE AND GOOD FOR A LAUGH UNLESS YOU HAPPENEN TO BE AN ALT CELEB WHO IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE CUTTING EDGE STYLE.
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That dude’s fucking serious. ^^^
You’d better some heed, son.
…little bitch. (bitchass)
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dating ryan adams sounds extremely high maintenance.
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The only thing I can put this monstrosity down to is the fact that Albert is always wasted.
He used to date this kute girl from a terrible band that played irish music. Not The Chorrs, I don’t remember what they were called though.
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PS. I would laugh if Agyness Deyn died.
Like, actually.
I hope she dies sometime soon.
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you read bryanboy’s blog…
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ugly Bro’s are fuckin killin it for us goodlookin Bro’s! WTF! Ugly Big in 2k8.7? Naaaaaaaa…Fuk that!
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SHES GOT NO TITS
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What’s wrong with ‘Algy’? They are after all pond life…
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ham’n'aggs
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ugly bros with hot li’l she-buoys.
i gotta a chance 4 luv in 2k9.
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Alberdeyn for sure, it sounds so classy!
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aggs over my hammy
(I’m hungry right now. Thinking Denny’s menu.)
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u have to admit, mandy l00ks kinda kute.
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in the first picture, did u notice how huge his head is compared to hers?
its ginoumous!
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u must be the genuis that wrote that jewel about “Bloghouse”
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Albert hammy jr jr jrs has a giant balding head, not unlike kramer from seinfeld. on the alt.evolutionary scale, he missed out the important ‘hair irons and extensions’ link.
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‘alberdeyn’ isnt that where kurt cobain grew up?
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