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The Genre of Alt Bros Who Are Impossible to Take Seriously

In a previous post, I described this alt bro on the right as being “impossible-to-take-seriously-bc-he-is-from-the-future-and-past-at-the-same-time” and that he is “prbbbly in a rockNroll/post-Rapture-thrash-dance-core/core-core/no-wave band.”

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “”RAR!” -my hoodie when it is hungry”:

That guy on the right’s not even a real person. He’s probably just a new Will Farell character.

I would like to learn more, and have more discussions about these alts who are so impossible to take seriously that they could only be part of a Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly film.

Does n e 1 know when this film is coming out?

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27 Comments

  1. Zeb.
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 2:34 am | Permalink

    I’m afraid that the mainstream power of Will Ferrel will expose all the trappings of alt-culture to frat boys, and alt-culture will die.

    I am not prepared.

    With Love,
    Zebedee Williams.

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 2:35 am | Permalink

    wow nice photoshopping braw

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    Alt-Bro: The Movie.

    Big in 2k9.

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Nice post. Great job!

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 2:55 am | Permalink

    they all want to be rockstars or something

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 2:56 am | Permalink

    will ferrel is such a wannabe alt mnstrmr

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 3:00 am | Permalink

    why doesn’t my mum respond when i talk to her?

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 3:27 am | Permalink

    r alt bros supposed to be like rappers who started using the word n**ger in order to “take it back” from white people except instead of taking back a racist put-down, alt bros r “taking back” the perception that they were high school nerds/rejects who ill-fitting clothes and had questionable grooming habits?

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  9. lil ceesco
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 3:38 am | Permalink

    bl0g m0re ab0ut “c0re-c0re”

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  10. Suzy-Q
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 3:41 am | Permalink

    “maybe if I dress really stupid, weird indy girls will wanna hit it”- that’s what must be going through his mind when getting dressed.

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 4:09 am | Permalink

    Fuck, I made that comment and now that stupid “Anonymous” guy is getting credit for it.

    Reply

  12. LES SAVY TRAVIS
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 4:39 am | Permalink

    i cant wait for february 2K9.

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  13. like the flu
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 4:39 am | Permalink

    post more babe on babe

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  14. Sarah EF.
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 4:43 am | Permalink

    Alt-bro…nice. It’s def. a must see!=P

    Jeez Will Ferrell looks old in that pic…how old is he anyways??

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  15. like the flu
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 4:44 am | Permalink

    lovin the american apparel adds
    always filled with complete babes

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 5:32 am | Permalink

    no way that chick has alien face

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  17. V
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 5:58 am | Permalink

    Dear funniest boy on the internetz,

    How the fuck do you have time to write so much funny shit and make so many animated gifs?

    They totally don’t know this is what you are secretly doing all day long at your graphic design job.

    xoxo

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  18. comment deleted
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 6:43 am | Permalink

    This post has been removed by the author.

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  19. Paul
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 6:44 am | Permalink

    damn you got my hopes up…i thought it was a real movie for a sec!

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 6:53 am | Permalink

    Blog about the dopest Seattle band ever!

    Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head!!!!!!

    Reply

  21. garden state bro
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    was alt-bro directed by the scrubs bro?

    is “new slang” in the soundtrack?

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 7:35 am | Permalink

    like the flu:
    she’s a pr0n star
    faye valentine
    not quite sure how i know that…

    Reply

  23. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    You think maybe we can find Luke Wilson a bit part?

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 2:41 pm | Permalink

    grts crls, i actually loled at this one for a change. fangry cmmntrs no longer demanding hro close up shop news at 11?

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted July 17, 2008 at 3:36 am | Permalink

    it’s because this one’s not racist

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted July 17, 2008 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

    Willy and Johnny are not looking so hawt these days.

    Maybe they r on drugs?

    Plz blog about mainstream celebritiez who r on drugz. But not Amy Crackhouse k? I can go to The Superficial for that.

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted July 19, 2008 at 11:37 pm | Permalink

    LULZ purfict

    Reply

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