[Street clash]
Summer is here. Have you purchased your summer accessories? Some people think headbands, sunglasses, and ’stuff that looks like u r going to a pool’ are in, but edible accessories will probably be big in 2k8.5 (summer edition).
But seriously, which summer ice cream product r u going to pick?
Drumsticks are a little bit alt, but still pretty mainstream. Plus the choco part at the bottom is s00 eww!
Don’t get caught with an ice cream sandy this summer. Also, don’t tug n e 1 off after eating 1. It’s almost as bad as a post-Cheeto tugjob.
Hopefully tubs of ice cream on ur head replaces RCRD hats
Most of the time, generic popsicles will make u look like a slutttt. Be careful with people who get their photos taken with generic popsicles/lollipos
Is it cool to eat Mickey D’s products?
Or is Wendy’s alt-er than McDonalds? What’s the deal with Vanilla Frosties?
Push (Up) Pops are engineered so mastercraft-fully. The same AZN who designed the Toyota Prius invented the PushUp Pop.
Is it going to be cool to be healthy & organic, and just eat fruit? Nobody lives forever, yall. Take care of yalls selves.
Should I invest in pool gear? Is pool gear the new ’street gear’?
Will these floaties keep me from drowning in a Steve Aoki Grey Goose Bath?
Should I post-post-ironically purchase a pool basketball hoop and start following the WNBA?
Should I contact my landlord about getting an above-ground pool added on to my 2 Bedroom apartment? Can I be pissed at my r00mie if he doesn’t want to go halfsies?
But srsly…What would u do for a Klondike bar?
Would u listen to a Girl Talk album?
Would u date a Teenager for 9+ months?
Would u have a child with Bjork?
Would u kidnap an alt-celeb’s newborn child?
Would u throw your Macbook into a swimming pool?
Would u start a blog about life and alternative teen issues?
Would you make a ‘Stress’ parody video with a group of your closest bros?
Would u make a documentary about ur life and how u r always searching for parties?
Would u fall in love for a night with a blipster/azn/islander/mexi?
Would u participate in a lifelong internship/slavery for a popular alternative entity/publication/rcrdlbl/party pix site/t-shirt maker/lifestyle brand?
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this post is generally blah but that dude is cute
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i’d choose a snoopy ice cream bar because it would harmonize nicely with the creature on my shirt.
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ur s000 derivative
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hot chocolate ice cream?
PB&J ice cream?
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but i like ice cream sandies :(
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My accessory is one of those ice cream bars shaped as a baseball mitt that has a gum ball in the middle. Those frozen gum balls make for excellent anal beads. After I eat about 10 or 15 of these fuckers I have enough anal bead gum balls to make another great accessory…an anal bead necklace. The moral of this story is that if you are truly alt, you will choose an ice cream accessory that has multiple uses. Taco Bell Frutistas….big in 2k9?
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//////////Reply by erk
//////////Posted March 26th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
@Anonymous,
those are called “Bubble Play.”
aka: Pillar of Childhood
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Fuckin Big League Chew.
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Delicioso Coco Helado! Especially If You Spend Time In The Hood, But Not Too Much Time. Like Walking Too Far Down Bedford.
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This blog is a waste of the Internet.
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now that was a fucking solid product placement.
it seems our boy carl needs some extra cash for summr shit. don’t buy to much coke bro! drug probs suck :-(
but rly
m0ar cash = m0ar sweet tugs and m0ar.
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its no longer alt
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is yr b33r okay bro? :-(
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dear HRO: less food, more fatties!
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only niggsters eat watermelon
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@ 4:42 We are laughing At you not With you.
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so i would have children w/ bjork. voluntarily. does that make me less alt? or just rlly weird.
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that guy looks like miami horror
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@5:41 im laughing at u
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uff you know its over when the h8rs get in
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ummm…a bangin alt broad. DUH!
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no longer happi cmmntrs! this post is meh at best :( cmmntsr demand MOAR musik!
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SRSLY, broken off cone in my cooch. help u guys.
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but this is so accurate
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this post is hilarious! hahahaha
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fuck carles drumsticks are my alt death and only edible pleasure now that i can’t drink the grey goose
:(
i’m trying to stop but every day this week i think about ice cream. why are you in my brain and when will the moment come when i gain 5 pounds, go mainstream, and start ‘dieting’, EWWW.
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can i buy dem productz\ at ammy apparell>>?? are they made in the USA, can i buy them in KELLY GREEN???
free trade > 2k10
frm –> alt dreamz kid <3
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teh LA crowd iz SOOOO into coco taco scene.
but 4 serious, dont call them blipsters thr nigsters.
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This post was refreshing!
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CMMNTRS LAUGHING @ EACH OTHER!
B INDIVIDUAL YALL!
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my ideal summer accessory is a bottle of benefiber.
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scientists know best. watermelons = sexymelons = hardest summer accessory http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080630165707.htm
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scientists know best. watermelons = sexymelons = hardest summer accessory http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080630165707.htm
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you completely forgot about otter pops. after ur done you have the plastic wrapper that you can make a fggt necklace out of or even use it as a condom
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frozem poptarts
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alts luv ice creamz
http://photos-795.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v272/190/20/7306795/n7306795_32339709_8871.jpg
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check out the hot accessories at http://www.kissandchase.com!!!
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