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What’s the deal with this kind of glasses? Are they intended to be post-post-ironically functional glasses for people who actually have poor vision? I’ve seen them on a few Cool Dads, but part of me thinks they make a man look krazier than Child Predator Glasses.
Should they be called “Cool Dad Glasses”? Or like “alt safety goggles”?
This style of glasses combined with intense sideburns can make you look like the kind of person who has murdered some one and destroyed all of the evidence [via wood chipper]. This may or may not be worse than child predator glasses.
But srsly, here’s a picture of Ben Gibbard with the think tank that put Death Cab together when they were all 12 years old with the hopes of establishing the meaningful-core genre.
These dudes:DeathCab :: Lou Pearlman : NSYNC + BSB
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what dangerously short pants he has on…. paired with long hoodie? its creepie…
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Some people in my city have taken to wearing those types of glasses without lenses.
Practical alt dad glasses – lenses = ???
Where does that leave us?
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Assuming that functionality is a goal
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Cool dad glasses
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Sexual predator glasses
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My Dad, The Porn Director Glasses
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how the fuk isnt “WTF is Blog House?” the #1 alltime memorable post?
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quick question ya’ll:
is it weird to webcam a kute alt who may or may not be an alt bro who lives in a totally different country to you?
Just wondering…
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So today I was hanging out with some surface level alt chicks and one of them checked perez hilton dot com on their mac book and lost so much respect for them, does that make be a bad person or just alternative?
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are they cuffed?…jeez My junk would be hangin out
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cause I freeball like that!
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I’d call those glasses the Jeffrey Dahmers
http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A1127/112702/300_112702.jpg
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alt safety goggles!
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I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE: “I LIKE BUTT SECKS BUT I CAN’T GET ANY BECAUSE IM TOO FGGT 4 THE GHEYS SO MAYBE IF IM RLY RLY ANNOYING AND LOOK LIKE RLY RLY FGGT SOMEBODY WILL BUTTSECKS ME OUT OF ANGER” GLASSES
IN SORTER WORDS
ASS VIRGINITY PROTECTORS
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they’re shutterless shuttershades
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i believe those are callaed alt-Dwight glasses
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i call em stupid
the end
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post more FGGTs in jorts
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dwight schrute = alt bro fggt beet fanboi
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i love nsync’s first album, titled nsync.
it really is a masterpiece. all the rest of their albums sucked. bsb always sucked.
i loved justin & jc’s pelvic thrusts.
you forgot to mention o-town, pls post liquid dreams.
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Not true, the acoustic version of the shape of my heart was hghly blggbl if blogs had been relevant in 2000.
As would Hanson covering Dirrty. BONUS: check the first comment from the bottom.
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thx for killing ben gibbard
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Lou Pearlman touched me.
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Rapist Glasses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY
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and you do know you have easy fashion and glam canyon posted twice in your fav fashion blogs, right?
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DWIGHT SCHRUTE GLASSES
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its called ghey sydney. not what actual ghey’s wear but when rich sydney kids jew ‘cool’ sydney kids manipulate their cobrasnake observations and pass them through oxford st. via their parents wallet via the fact they’re jewish.
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There just glasses i have a pair and there wonderful. They are large allowing for maximum viability in all directions. I’m no dad but they also probably are pretty safe if i decided to take my and and design working habits and decided to work heavy labor in a construction yard …. a little late on the post about these types of classes i’d say….? maybe?
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this post made me laugh and i wish to give you a hug
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we call em malcom x’s in tha hood
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Those are clearly alt woodshop glasses. Go build your pinebox derby car and leave me alone.
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