[HIGHLY TUGGABLE BARELY LEGAL ALTS {circa age 15}]
<3 alt broads rolling around on the floor like sexie beached whales <3
Question from a concerned HRO reader:
What is the female equivalent of an ‘alt bro’? u kno
the kind that wear amapp headbands n carry round a
lomography camera to all the hella dp’s they r invited
to?
Should I start a party pix site with a lomography camera, a headband, and a dream?
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masked bl0ggers – big in 2k9.5?
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YES.
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nice nips at 1:10
they’re kind of hot and I don’t like alt bro girls
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these girls are the equivalent to the crazy frog bros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w&hl=en
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do you think they are trying to be ironic/funne or are they mildly retarded?
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nip slip at 3:01
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if these girls are serious, then i feel very, very sorry for their total lack of intelligence.
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absolutely no dance skills.
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hi
this is Amy, you might recgonize me from the video you recently vewed as the ~curvy~ girl.
THIS IS A JOKE
THIS IS A JOKE
THIS IS A JOKE
but yall r just jelous because we know how to dance like their is no tomorow and sing like no one is listeng just because we are comfertable in out bodies and you are a jelous interweb blogger with no penis doesnt give you the rite to ruin my reputation at teenage clubs such as DANCE (open every tuesday night, if you say hi to me)
fuck you all and ur dumb joeks too
<3333
myspace.com/copi_isadumbwhore
Amy Core xXx
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lights wannabes.
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oh my god that was horrific.
lomo is not for alt brogirls.
the equivalent of an alt
bro girl is one who settles
for 4evr21 & URBN OUTFITTERS
clothing while discussing
their love for american appy
while simultaniously deleting
all of the afi, simple plan and good charlotte off of their itunes that they had before they discovered “real music” to make room for mia and klaxons.
..
post more tokio hotel.
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they should be really bangable by 2k13.
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10:16 U ARE THE C00LEST PERSON EVRRRRRRR
not.
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oh “amy core”! bad move!
you just outed yourself
as the ~uglier~ one!
faux pas!
should have pretended to be
your friend.
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I gotta say in the end we all just want to see their nips and get a tugjob from them
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Why does a hot chick always need to have a FAT friend?? Huh> WHY??????
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eyes…. burning…
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i lovvvve that
THIS IS A JOKE
THIS IS A JOKE
THIS IS A JOKE
but they have no concept of the ACTUAL level on which this is funny.
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i must be going blind. i don’t see any of the nip slips.
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wow. whoever posted under ‘amycore’ really isn’t the real amycore. i’m amy”core”. ha. i’ll post proof if it’s necessary, but i really choose not to because all of this is ridiculous. my amazing friend, jessica, and i were just playing around. and yeah, we’re kidding.
i really do not want to be a part of this website, so please, move on to ridicule someone else. thank you.
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I’d let her tug me off with her gut
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the golden bra girl has hideous teeth
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wow..has it gotten so bad u can pull a publicity stunt on hro..crls this is y u need to end it..have some fuckin dignity bro…fwap fwap fwap…I will never come here again fwap fwap fwap…shut it down fwap fwap fwap!
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y r we tugging it so much 2 amy core?
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Please endorse McCain CRLS
Change is GHEY.
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they are so good. especially when they jump around
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who the fack is amycore and y does she act lyke she is famous? plus it makes me feel a little sad to watch these girls dance while 30something yr olds tug themselves… they should be really ashamed of themselves few years later if manage to have some dignity. how pathetic ‘_’
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im sorry but i hate these types of girls! i work for aa and theyre the most annoying type of customer.
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skeeeeeet skeeeeeeet skeeeeet
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wait…. which 1 is the fat one?
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they both have guts!
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y did u make these tweensters famous…end it crls ur FKN MNSTRM!
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end it or im hackin u & doin it myself
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his song is very popular in vietnam!
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the skinny girl (amycore) was the girl holding the camera in the last american apparel babes video you posted.
do you subscribe to her youtube channel crls?
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PLEASE CARLES
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“the skinny girl (amycore) was the girl holding the camera in the last american apparel babes video you posted.
do you subscribe to her youtube channel crls?”
hahahaha he hella does
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guyzzzz if the fatty somehow found this blog while trying to access the urban outfitters site she would really kill herself cuz of these comments!!!
sexie beached whales!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saying something is a joke doesn’t make it funny
:/
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i would tugg 2 either 1………..
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gross
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“i look like a retard
oh no me too”
yes girls yes you do.
nice film job in mommy’s basement.. man that fat one has a horse face i’d like to punch.
crls pls stop posting children, they get me all twisty and angry inside. except when used as accessories.
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can’t dance.
shouldn’t wear tight/exposing clothes.
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“myspace.com/copi_isadumbwhore”
ALT STALKERS, BIG IN 2K8
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THE SNAGGLE TOOTHED ONE IS COMING OUT OF THE COMPUTER
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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dont publish shitty bloc party lyrics
bloc fucking suck
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I was hoping for some nice alt titties, but these ones are steamrolled.
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omigosh amycore has a stickam!
i’m gonna get me some nip action tomorrow night on stickam oh yeahhhhh
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They just stopped listenin to Now That’s What I Call Music cds and started listening good music. Stop frontin shit. With their new found reputation as internet super stars they will apply to be AA models and old men will have a countdown to when they are legal!!!
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“THE SNAGGLE TOOTHED ONE IS COMING OUT OF THE COMPUTER
KILL IT WITH FIRE”
July 13, 2008 8:08 AM
Brilliant..F’n Brilliant
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they should be highly bngbl by…………
NEVER
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CHAKA TEETH!
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what the fuck is with the bloc party promoter leaving stupid fucking comments all the time? bloc party sucks. write your own blog if you want to promote them.
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I have some questions in response to Amy Core xXx’s comment.
1st question: Is there a non-curvy girl in that video that would make the “~curvy~ girl” comment actually draw my attention to one and not the other?
2nd: Is it still cool to put Xs and CORE in your name?
3rd: Is Amy Core xXx a promoter for DANCE and is HRO really big enough to ruin reputations in teenage clubs?
4th: Does bad spelling ruin reputations more than rolling around on the floor like sexie beached whales?
5th: Could Amy Core xXx no. 2 please provide that proof asap so as not to confuse the HRO fan base?
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amycor3 is prtty fugz, st0p p0sting tween fugliez
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um what the fuck is this shit i know Amy this is a joke THEY MADE THIS VID FOR A JOKEEEEE. stop fucking saying sick shit like this you fucking perverts. who ever the fuck posted this shit is fucked up and don’t say shit about her fucking friend either shes a cute chick probably a lot better looking than any of you dumbasses and shes nice. your all sick weird fucked up people.
– Paige Ashley
take this shit off the site
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You people are Assholes
These gals are nice people
Grow the fuck up
Much Love -Thom
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lmao that one fat bitch with the teeth, AGH I AM GLAD I WILL NEVER SEE HER OFF OF YOUTUBE
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eugh, why do they have to be from michigan? i feel ashamed…
also i love it when the friends come and help. so funnie. they don’t appreciate the honor of being on the front page of HRO.
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I JUST HACKED CARLES COMPUTER AND FOUND ALT CHILD PORN
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this is a trainwreck…LURV IT!
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9:36 “CHAKA TEETH”FROM LAND OF THE LOST!!!!!! I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR!
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uhmm they aren’t fat? they aren’t gross looking. Actually they are really pretty. It’s pathetic to see how most of YOU guys degrade people becuase the don’t fit your standards.
grow the fuck up and learn how to spell.
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“1:25 u people are Assholes
These gals are nice people
Grow the fuck up
Much Love -Thom”
OMG CRLS RADIOHEAD
SENT YOU MUCH LUV.
J L.S.
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lol at the two girls and/or their friends coming to post..
seriously, this is the internet – if you’re going to post stuff like this don’t be stupid enough to think people won’t criticize
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SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT ON THE INTERNET
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hahaha. this is the best comment stream in a long time. so much drama and so much irony.
you girls are idiots for thinking everyone loves you on the internet.
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there’s a difference between criticizing and being malicious.
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when i watched this, i kept waiting for the hot friends in the group to come in. they never came.
maybe they dont exist.
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Dear Paige,
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2659838/
–yes.
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I want to put it in theyre butts while simultaneously punching them in the back of the head
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i want to just punch them in the back of the head
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Look straight up i would smash both of those fine dimes when they turn 16 (ausfag) but internet is srs bsns and on here I on only fuck stunners like tic-tac-toe titties a few posts up or threesomes with aggy and hammy.
So don’t get offended if these pre-pubes get written off on the comments section on a website dedicated to being incredibly incredibly good looking.
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KANYE IS GHEY@@
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that one chick had grody teef.
i hope these chicks are at HARD this saturday…maybe they can give me DOME
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1) It’s 2:39 and it’s Fap-time
2) Will the REal Amy Core please stand up?
3) im totz sure they’ll have braces in 2K8, but evidently their only 4 MNSTRMRZ.
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WOW, THESE GIRLS…ARE SO FUGLY AND NEED TO LOSE A LOT OF WEIGHT. i think i threw up at least 4 times while watching
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was this filmed in a basement.
SMUT
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what the hell? have 12 year old girls become even more unintelligent and slutty already? i really didnt think it was possible.
they are so focused on keeping those american apparel tights and bikini tops on their fat lardy 12 year old bodies that they lack even more rhythm then they wouldve had if they had just done it naked, which honestly would have been the same since that one girls butt crack was showing half the time and i could see through the short piggy girls “top”. wth. lock your 12 year old daughters up in a room with no internet, cameras, tv, or windows; and give them some educational books to read instead!
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i see the fat chick at shows. i’ll beat her ass.
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Nice work chief ;-)
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