I read in a blog that HRO is mainstream now.
It is s00 predictable. U can't just say 'alt' ovr and ovr again, and expect to transcend blogville.
"There's more to blogging than people even realize."
-http://MahatmaGhandi.tumblr.com
But srsly...
Did I miss n e thing? Is this accurate?
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I NEED INTERNS (YALL)
Position #1: Party pic Scanner
I don't have enough time to dedicate to finding as many gimmicks on party pix as I'd like ever since I had to get a second job at a local coffee shop. If you scan partie pix regularly, please feel free to activate your internship by sending me weekly PARTY PIX REPORTS. Only the [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] stuff. It will make HRO a better Blog. If you are in a local scene with an 'under-the-radar' local party pix site that needs representation, feel free to use this as an opportunity to plug ur second rate city's individualism. U need to be able to tie in running HRO gimmicks to new pix, and even make new gimmicks.
Position #2: Photoshop Interns
I need people who can make images in photoshop. Basically stuff on the same krappie level as the GREEN AGGS AND HAMMY image. If you can make GIFs, you are [IN DEMAND]. No 2 year Art College Degree necessary. Don't be a FGGT who makes 'deep' designs and you can only use Helvetica/Arial.
PLEASE NOTE: YOU WILL NOT GET PAID AND I WILL TAKE ALL CREDIT FOR ANY ORIGINAL IDEAS AND MEMES THAT YOU GENERATE.
Email me at carleser [AT] gmail.com if you are interested in helping HRO become a better place 2.0.
Luv all yall.
Tell me what to bl0g about. I'm a blog of the people.
What do I need 2 do better?
Do I need 2 end HRO?
Do I need 2 go on a spiritual retreat to the Google Business Campus?
(I'm a blog).
Comments
its over...
CARLES DON'T QUIT! I'LL DIE! AN ANONYMOUS DEATH- THE WORST KIND.
how can u be thee "ALT" blog and be "MNSTRM"?...Fuckin end it bro!
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the alt'st thing to do is end it! its been a good run!
Hate too say it but...we all saw this coming...put it out of its misery
please dont end it....please dont end it...I'll get my FGGT friend to suk u off!
please dont end it....please dont end it...I'll get my FGGT friend to suk u off!
SRSLY end it
ive been hesitant to post under my blog acct..(shame)
please dont end it....please dont end it...I'll suk u off!
yeh end it. ur lame-ness is only getting lamer bro
that pie graph is beautiful.the most beautiful thing i have seen in a while
your words and gimmicks are one of a kind. if you quit how will you express your self to the world? Where will we get our juicy info???
less aggy, more tits
its too much fun to end.i know im here for a good laugh..and a tug.
how much money do you make a day from that american apparel ad?like $20? $200? $2,000?plz tell us
hro is too much fun to end..i always turn to hro for a good laugh..and a tug.
seriously how many more times do i have to leave a one word DOWNHILL comment geez
time to hang up the keyboard and put an 'h' back into your name... are you mexi?
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i think we can all prove that the "end it now" bro is posting religiously. every good blog needs one of them though. HRO is so trendie.
I wish ip addresses were posted so we would know that it was just one dude posting end it. where did he get that idea? does he just want to tell all of his friends "yeah i'm the guy that got carles to end it. yeah i know. yeah."
dude it's time to go, walk away
Don't end it Carles. Take a break, maybe, but let HRO live on. It's too funny and too smart to die. Don't alts live forever, anyways?
ahh! i would say quit since being mainstream isn't "alt-like", but I love HRO! it's given me good laughs and funny terms like tugging. lol ughh so hard.=/
POST MORE ABOUT MAKING FUN OF OUR FAVORITE ARTISTS!!!You know who we like..
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blogs are over. moleskinnnnnnnnnnnnn
take a break bro...get out of the house have a machiatto, get ur nails painted
youve gone stale friend
Don't end it please....maybe go on a retreat....but i need my HRO...its not Mnstrm
yeah tell us how much you get paid for that AA ad!!! TELL US
oh noes!! haters vs luvrs!! HRO civil war!! carles y dont u take a break bro, get sum new ideas n win over the h8rs jus like vampire weekend (idk i read that sumwhere) HRO is awesome, n will always b 4ever on the blog roll.
Stay the course. Sell out, make it big, rawk and roll. in 2K8.5+ MNSTRM is the new ALT because ALT is the new MNSTRM. Its not ur fault (maybe) that the niche you market your personal brand to is now populr so don't take this FGGT guff. Keep up the commentary and save the gimmicks for the really good ones.
to be real, dont end it, cause when i first came here, i was just starting my alt run, and now im a big shot im my city cause i know how to dress, what to listen to you know? as bad as that sounds (and as sell out to myself) but sites like this helped me get there, because of the gained knowledge.so in the end I think the only problem is that we are in a transition period between what is really hip, and nobody knows what is coming yet, leaving even the most comfortable and knowledgable alties confused, and everyone else impatient. just chill for a bit, no pressure, and write about only what you know. Why would you listen to people anyways? youve gotten this far.
I'M SCARED TOO
carles all the cmnts telling u to end it are from the same person posing as 34 different peopledont end it!!how can u kill HRO!?
"(I'm a blog)" This one made me laugh, a real laugh not an IM/myspace "haha" -- you know.
prime evidence of the mainstreamness of this blog is this idiocy of its commenters on this post
M.I.A is NOT blackshe's south asian you mofo.just cos someone has dark skin, doesn't mean their black.the cool kids are a rap/hip hop duo,and the black kids are a indie rock band.god! learn how to tell shit apart.your ignorance is showing.
"an opportunity to plug ur second rate city's individualism"<3 <3 <3 <3
carles i know peopel have treaded in this path before but,m0000re tUg LyfE!!
anonymous said...prime evidence of the mainstreamness of this blog is this idiocy of its commenters on this postJuly 14, 2008 1:45 AMSOOoooo true..its over...change ur ...url..start over..
I vote for more alt fashion segments! They amuse me to no end.
Anon at 1:49 AM:Humor and sarcasm, look into it. You might like it.
everyone who's saying dont end it is either amycore, without style, or got the addy after the current tv thing..crls take a break at the very least.....this shit has gotten too krazee
carles all the cmnts telling u to end it are from the same person posing as 34 different peopledont end it!!how can u kill HRO!?July 14, 2008 1:15 AMI realise u prolly live in utah but HRO has been around for like 30 yrs in blog yrs..I hate to break it to u but like 7560000 people a day read this blog now...including u and 4500 of them post anon
I dont even see the witty anon's posting anymore..I used to come here for the CMMNTS more than anything..(no offense crls).. now thyre terrible
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god, HRO are so overrated nowbut i like some of their older stuff
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2:36 look at 2:47
theres an idea!-- crls, hand it over to the readers/cmmntrs...just post random shit no pressure...just screen the cmmnts
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who cares how many people read this blog nowif u dont like it dont visit HRO in the 1st place, its that simplewhy waste your time going to a site you want to see shut down
wtf happened here? I come back from Vaakay and HRO is run by 12yr old's? 14yr olds skanks getting theyre 1 minute of fame off HRO..Crls "comes out"..what happened to everything I loved? (posted 9:30-sixty three lame cmmnts by 4:30)Witty retort is what made this site...I just dont see it anymore
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i like to think that in fact 96% of posts are about justice....
post about how its soooo over for HRO--wait
god, HRO are so overrated nowbut i like some of their older stuffJuly 14, 2008 2:47 AMFTW!
Don't succumb to the doubters crls - the people need a leader through the dark times ahead. This is just like the second reel, where a few people have died because of a bad call and the hero's thinking bout throwing in the towel, and the love interest comes and gives him a pep talk/tug job and he comes back bigger and better.Not saying a coupla good new gimmicks would go amiss tho.Maybe think about switching up your colour scheme, people will look at you in a whole new light - works for nike, they get people to buy the same trainers over and over and *get really excited about that fact*...
more posts on AZNs!! (FYI, I am AZN myself)2K8 IS THE YEAR OF HRO!FOR REALZ
someone tug me, im scared..
"take a break bro...get out of the house have a machiatto, get ur nails painted"lol
HRO IS ALL ABOUT BEING [ALT]OGETHER
hro will 4evr b tied 2 bloghouse (sry) n bloghouse is so 2k6 now (sry) so by all transitive propertiez u r dying off. wutz big in 2k9? idunno but certainty nawt hro or bloghouse. itz ovr.2k9: fk bloghouse. indiegrunge will b all da ragerness and all bloghouse's self-lovingness will die...killing hro. r.i.p. carles, r.i.p. bedroom producers, r.i.p. partiepix sites, r.i.p. blowcaine.
u gotta go down with the ship, bro
so many nice tugz in the past two weeks i've been aware of this blog,if you end it now, my dick will never cry into the toilet again.
p0st more p0litic@l bl0gs. maybe some pix of tuggable Obama-supporting alties. is Obama a blipster? 0r is he s00 MNSTRM??
Hipster Runoff is the postmodern conditionI AM HUMANITYCRLES
i didn't read any of the above comments cause i know carles posted 42.8% of them hermself.
srsly end it
lol like anyone who uses helvetica would use arial
oh, so this post IS about justice.
the comments used to be so wittie.. now they're just shittie. and 70-100 on one post? i can't read that many comments.. i liked the 30 good ones.. now we have retards running your comments. i say turn off comments for a month to turn off the rtards coming to your blog."someone tug me, im scared.."
"2k8.6 - hro becomes a netherworld filled with russian spammers and philistines"END THIS SHIT.SHUT IT DOWN. 83 FGGT CMMTS.2 MUCH. SHUT IT DOWN.
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im gunna puke..yah its ohverrayted by but stop posting lame shiz like aggys and ham like wtf shes a stupid beeotch hro is showing weakness -- remember yur morals as a alt-blggr
"the comments used to be so wittie.. now they're just shittie. and 70-100 on one post? i can't read that many comments.. i liked the 30 good ones.. now we have retards running your comments. i say turn off comments for a month to turn off the rtards coming to your blog."you're wasting too much space, rtard
fggts advertising on the cmmnts page? pffff....that's a new level...
u guys didn't u know? crls moved to another blog. i thought everyone knew he posts music on every post, and every post is memorable.
anon @ 2:19, gold
so i realize this post is already "old" but i think it to be "funny" how long it takes each of these "posters" to write their little bit of witty banteri just think its funny
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