THERE USED TO BE A KUTE PARTY PIC HERE, BUT THEN SOME GIRL EMAILED ME AND TOLD ME TO TAKE IT DOWN. SORRY YALL! PLEASE ENJOY THE COMMENTARY ON TECHNOLOGY WITHOUT ANY SORT OF CONTEXT.

I have had a cell phone for so long, that I would be TOTALLY confused and lost if I had to use a payphone again. Do pay phones have custom ringtones/text messaging now? It's kind of weird how I am so good at new, cutting-edge technology, but I can't really regress to old technology. For example, I forgot how to use Windows since I am such a baller Mac user (just set up hot corners and my dashboard wigets).

Seen n e kute coin slots lately?
Seen n e possibly AZN QTs who accidentally sharted themselves, lost their iPhone, and had to call their stepDad for a ride home in just one tragic night?