THERE USED TO BE A KUTE PARTY PIC HERE, BUT THEN SOME GIRL EMAILED ME AND TOLD ME TO TAKE IT DOWN. SORRY YALL! PLEASE ENJOY THE COMMENTARY ON TECHNOLOGY WITHOUT ANY SORT OF CONTEXT.
I have had a cell phone for so long, that I would be TOTALLY confused and lost if I had to use a payphone again. Do pay phones have custom ringtones/text messaging now? It’s kind of weird how I am so good at new, cutting-edge technology, but I can’t really regress to old technology. For example, I forgot how to use Windows since I am such a baller Mac user (just set up hot corners and my dashboard wigets).
Seen n e kute coin slots lately?
Seen n e possibly AZN QTs who accidentally sharted themselves, lost their iPhone, and had to call their stepDad for a ride home in just one tragic night?




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via iPhone
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This works for me on sooooooooo many Diff level’s..I’ll never doubt you again!
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Megan fox look a likes mmmmmmmmmmmmm…FWAPFWAPFWAP
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tranny?
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she used to be my maid and i solicited her for oral sex
i mean a tugjob
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she looks vaguely cuban/mexi/hispanic/brownish to me. AZNs dont have man arms.
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she’s a mex
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no tug.
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You would think if she was going to buy such expensive jeans she’d get boots somewhere other than Payless….
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this w/ the AA ad makes ur page pretty tugable right now
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i lol’ed way too hard at that last photo. because i’m immature.
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Are tramp stamps alt?
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this is the hottest broad on HRO in–Allways
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“You would think if she was going to buy such expensive jeans she’d get boots somewhere other than Payless….”
IAWTC
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Just when I thought you couldn’t get any Gayer, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
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TUGTUGTUGTUGTUGTUGTUGTUGTUG
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11:00 it was over about 3days after the HRO nude rmx then the current tv thing then now p4k is just the final nail in the coffin…. Thats a hot bitch tho…U FGGT CRLS
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im tughin asd i typr tjis
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pay ph0nes should be ran by telepathy these days
and all payphones should have a justice ringtone
automatically built in at all times.
amirite?
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she looks like that really annoying girl from the bad girlz club that peed on everything.
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this is a bad example of a bad post. keep up the good work.
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jeezus! I f’n love your blog man good eye on all that’s good! This really did it 4 me and i had to say something but that badunkadunk is way too tempting!
OH! and btw
That new lil item in your sidebar is ALSO MY PERSONAL FAVORITE american apparel “back-page of the local ALT paper pin up girlie” so mad mad props to you there for showing your support for my tuggie.
lol (did i say that)
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yum
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i want to p p on her
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i accidentally tugged myself
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shes Puerto Rican, I know her.
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ugh u just killed it for me
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hey, anonymous 9:16!
it’s me, classy Puerto Rican girl.
good to see you again.
you read hro too!? i love it.
i’ve been trying everything i can to get party pic-ed on here. all the gimicks, you know.
i’m so proud!
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She is a puertorican and mother of few kids that she left with her mother.
cheaper than cheaper…
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mmmmmmmm nothing better then a nice puerto rican booty
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So why did you take it down? You didn’t take either of the pissing girls down…
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can someone plz post this girl’s myspace addy?
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that whore!
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http://www.myspace.com/maxisuperstarmiami
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we all saw the pciture…the damage is done….lolzzzz I guess she just took it off so that it won’t be seen by random creeps scanning for party pix to tug to..
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what she meant is that she wanted p0sted glam shots of her next to her civic with dad jeans.
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will this go down as that post where that bitch made HRO take that pic down.
I get off the internet for like a day because my ass is bleeding and I miss out one of the most historical posts in HRO history
WTF !!!! OMGF OMFG OGMF FOMGFOMG !!!!!11!!
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she made lastnightsparty take down the picture too, they left the one up that doesn’t show her face…. apparently SOMEONE can’t drink and dial w/o terrible (and hilarious) consequences
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it was a picture of a classy lady grinding on top of a phone booth with her panties half down. i think she wanted it taken down b/c her weave looked bad. u didn’t miss mush!
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awww someone get me a link to the pic
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WTF! i came to tugg to that pic? someone re-up
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OMG FUNNIEST! RE-EDIT! EVER!!
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I don’t see what all of the fuss is about. we all only just saw her trying to make a phone call from a pay phone with her butt. big deal, right? right?
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