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WTF is Blog House?

Have yall heard of this genre called BLOG HOUSE? I can’t rlly explain it, but fortunately CurrentTV had a few moderately-alt bros in cryptic graphic tees explain what it is.


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What does BLOG HOUSE mean to you? I don’t really know where blog house starts and stops. Here is a list of bands, and whether I consider them blog house or not.

Burning question: JUST BC U PARTICIPATE IN THE REMIX ECONOMY, ARE YOU BLOG HOUSE?

  • The Teenagers (yes)
  • Justice (no. Too bangery, but maybe. I don’t rlly know abt them any more. We’ll have more answers after their 2nd album.)
  • Cut Copy (pre-dated blogs)
  • Ladyhawke (not sure yet)
  • Feist (no)
  • Feist (Boys Noize Remix) (deffs)
  • Simian Mobile Disco (too intelligent, but they attract bloghouse fans)
  • Klaxons (not usually electro-enough)
  • Animal Collective (did u srsly just ask that? ur ghey and don’t know shit abt music)
  • Valerie artists (kind of. I think they are trying to be more than ‘a hot trend’)
  • Mediocre electro producers (kind of, but they probably don’t deserve to be lumped into the same category as tier-1 blog house track)
  • Lifelike (POSSIBLY, but he’s pretty authentic)
  • Fred Falke/Alan Braxe (Pre-dated blogs, but are getting a great bump from blog luv)
  • Fake Blood (Have to listen to him soon. Who is he?)
  • Bloody Beetroots (Maybe, I don’t know. Never heard them)
  • The Black Kids/The Cool Kids (I still don’t know the difference between these two artists)
  • Black Ghosts (POSSIBLY. Not really sure. Probably)
  • MGMT (They could have been if people only listened to the song “Kids” and “Electric Feel”)
  • Lil Wayne/Coldplay/Radiohead (They are always popular on hypem, does this mean they are blog house?)
  • Santogold/M.I.A./Kid Sister (Are black females allowed to be considered blog-house? or can they only be marketed as rappers?)
  • The Ting Tings (Haven’t bothered 2 listen to them)
  • The Presets (not sure. Maybe. Probably)
  • Van She (Yeah. I think they are tier 1 blog house)
  • Lykki Li (MAYBE)
  • Robyn (she should be working at a McDonalds. She doesn’t deserve a 2nd wind)
  • PNAU (they are blog house-ish in this era of their careers)
  • M83 (NO. Shoegazers are not BLOG HOUSE. They are just easy to blog about.)
  • Girl Talk (Way too mainstream/has a floating audience)
  • HEALTH (Are they they the only hardXcore bloghouse act in existence?)
  • HEARTSREVOLUTION (I think they think any1 can be ‘blog house’ so they are just trying to match the aesthetic, but BLOG HOUSE is an honor, not a right.)
  • Crystal Castles (I think they are kind of like
  • INTERPOL (no way.)
  • Junior Boys (I feel like there are bands that should try to be MORE bloghouse, and get involved a little bit more in the remix economy.)
  • Gentlemen Drivers (I feel like their unauthorized remix of the Klaxon’s “Not Over Yet” is one of the blog-houseiest songs of all time)
  • Midnight Juggernauts (maybe. Probably)
  • Does it Offend You, Yeah? (Tough to tell with those British bands for British People)
  • LFO song “Summer Girls” (yes)

  • Ladytron (Isn’t it kind of interesting how some electro-ish bands predated the BLOG era, and don’t really NEED bloglove, but have still kind of made themselves available [via blogs] to make sure they stay connected with their target audiences?)
  • Lo Fi Fnk (Probably)
  • New Young Pony Club (probz, ya)
  • The song “Young Folks” by Peter Bjorn and John (It depends on ur definition of blog house)
  • Sébastien Tellier (I don’t know about that weirdo guy)
  • Shinichi Osawa (He makes remixes that are s0 good that they might be post-bloghouse-core)
  • Thieves Like Us (After their epic remix contest of 2k7, they have to be BLOG HOUSE)
  • THE HIPSTER RUNOFF (His first EP signaled the end of the blog house era, and the beginning of the post-bloghouse era [2009-2010.5])
  • The Tough Alliance (Those guys are pretty authentic in a weird way that I like/feel awkward about)
  • Breakbot (I don’t know anything about that guy but he seems weird based on his pictures)
  • CSS (I would feel more comfortable if they were ‘only’ a blog house band that I semi-enjoyed as opposed to being an ‘international phenomenon in iTunes commercials’ that I have to not whole-heartedly enjoy)
  • CFCF (ya. Pretty blog-housey)
  • Chromatics (somewhat)
  • Glass Candy (Somewhere between BLOG HOUSE and PITCHFORK-HOUSE, which is a good place to be)
  • Chromeo (this is a brain teaser!)
  • Daft Punk (n0 way)
  • Digitalism (Maybe just the song “POGO”)
  • Creed (no)
  • David Matthews (yes)
  • Rob Thomas solo (no)
  • Santana (ft Rob Thomas/Michelle Branch) (yes)

Did I miss any 1? (besides the Postal Service)

I feel like as a general rule, if BIG STEREO or MISSING TOOF blogged about you in 2006 or the first half of 2007, you are a blog house band whether you like it or not. I never really read music blogs back then, but if I had to guess, I think that rule would apply. There’s just something very AMERICAN about the term ‘blog house’ as if some AMERICAN guy invented the term even though it didn’t make too much sense, so it makes sense that two of the top American Electroblogs would be responsible for accidentally blogging BLOG HOUSE into existence.

I am unsure if the definitive characteristic of BLOG HOUSE is that the artist gained steam thanks to blogs, or if it ‘just sounds a certain way.’ Theoretically, STEREOGUM is a launching pad for a lot of underwhelming, yet historically significant-sounding meaningful-core indie-rock. Like Vampire Weekend or something like that. Is BLOGHOUSE about sounding a certain way, or is it just like ‘a lot of ppl searched for it on hypemachine and downloaded it, and they got remixed since people wanted free versions of their songs so much.’

Anyways, BLOGS are great for finding new music, and reading the opinions of people who don’t even matter (just like U!). Love all yall blogs, whether or not yall are creating blog house bands or not.
Just as long as the music is free, and the content stream is consistent, that’s all any1 rlly wants. Whether it is on the radio or on some sillie internet site or even inside of your local RCRD Store, we are all just trying to meet the needs of consumers. Good thing blogs don’t write 2 much and appeal to the attention span of Generation Y. Love yall for buying so much stuff and being a demographic that advertisers want 2 reach.

BLOG OR DIE.
MY EARS ONLY LISTEN 2 BLOG HOUSE.
BLOGGING MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSON.
DOWLOADING MUSIC FROM BLOGS MAKES YOU A MORE INTERESTING MUSIC FAN AND/OR HUMAN BEING.

“BLOGGING IS THE MASTER ART.”
-Plato, 2k10


***THE MOST [HIGHLY BLOGGABLE] HIT OF 2k8 so far?****


Embrace ft. Ladyhawke (Fred Falke & Miami Horror remix) is s000 blggbl right now.
Have yall heard this song yet? So bloggable, so electro-transcendental that GorillaVsBear blggd it. It might be the REMIX that we have been waiting for since we slipped out of our mothers’ wombz. It is remixes like these that give meaning to the lives’ of electro-bloggers, and throw new fuel on the never ending flame that is the “BLOG HOUSE” genre.
/>Remixes that cross-brand multiple relevant artists are GREAT for hypemachine optimization purposes. Good 2 see PNAU leapfrogged Radiohead.

[MP3]
Pnau Embrace ft. Ladyhawke (Fred Falke & Miami Horror remix)

Download the original version
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/01/pnau-ladyhawke-functional-team.html

Read a past post about PNAU being weird
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/04/pnau-theyre-pretty-weird.html

Myspaces
http://www.myspace.com/pnaupnau
http://miamihorror.com/
http://www.myspace.com/ladyhawkerock


BUT SRSLY…
WTF IS BLOG HOUSE?

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123 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:24 am | Permalink

    Fitting..

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  2. Johnny The Anomaly™
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:26 am | Permalink

    The “new” bloc party vid for mercury–http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdyExUfIbI&eurl=http://elbo.ws/
    Insert ur own punchline HERE:

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:28 am | Permalink

    nice
    they are all blog house that’s how ridiculous it is.
    I want american blog house to die a quicker death than the dinos
    sux
    some of your comments are spot on in this post
    others are funny
    some are both

    (LOG HOUSE is an honor, not a right.)

    Reply

  4. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:56 am | Permalink

    BL0G ABT PATRICK WOLF PLZ

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:07 am | Permalink

    well it’s been fun my friend.

    Reply

  6. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:13 am | Permalink

    Salute… (in the italian accent way) (Who the fuck knows where that accent mark key is anyway)

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  7. MYLYFZAMETA4
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:14 am | Permalink

    My old like on blog house is that it is post-dead because i dont want to give the generale the upper hand, but fuck, these FGGT at FGGTV makes me think maybe blog house ALT.MNSTRM.. is that what happens after after you die?

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  8. MYLYFZAMETA4
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:16 am | Permalink

    my old line* on blog house.. blah blah blah

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:16 am | Permalink

    FUCK…..

    Reply

  10. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:21 am | Permalink

    The impact of this will be felt for ages…

    Reply

  11. A soldier on the front lines
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:24 am | Permalink

    ELECTRO lost the ELECTRO WAR

    Reply

  12. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:28 am | Permalink

    FGGT INTERNET TV BROS won the ELECTRO WAR

    Reply

  13. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:34 am | Permalink

    hey CRLES
    I had a REALLY bad day
    you might make me put a hole in my head after watching that LFO song “Summer Girls”.
    sux Im going to throw up and die
    bye

    Reply

  14. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:58 am | Permalink

    WTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

    Reply

  15. I used to love her
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:01 am | Permalink

    I feel like I just found out my bangin alt broad was bangin the whole neighborhood! and its only getting worse…cause she likes it

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:08 am | Permalink

    Crls u must take one for the team…make a statement and shut it down…shut it down bro! now more than ever..shut it down bro!

    Reply

  17. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:15 am | Permalink

    tl;dr

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  18. pop lock and drop
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:18 am | Permalink

    Im a 12 yr old lezzie Nigg From Britain with bad teeth..HOLLER!

    Reply

  19. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:27 am | Permalink

    its fuckin over…the world will be different when we wake up tommorow…by we I mean New York

    Reply

  20. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:28 am | Permalink

    I couldn’t get through this.

    Reply

  21. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:32 am | Permalink

    sniff some ritalin…watch the vid at the top of the post

    Reply

  22. The voice of reason
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:36 am | Permalink

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! kill it!! its gonnna hurt bro but kill it…kill it for the greater good! its getting out of control…kill it!

    Reply

  23. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    thanks for posting summer girls video! LFO doesn’t like AZNs?

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  24. Your Only Friend
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 9:28 am | Permalink

    hahaha best post in a long time. actually laugh out loud reading that list.

    Reply

  25. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    goddamnit why can’t i find anywhere to download that klaxons remix its like neon velvet caressing my ears

    come on anon help me out here

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    never stop i need this blog in my miserable/awesum life. srsly

    Reply

  27. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 1:08 pm | Permalink

    web-logging will be self-reflexive or will not be

    Reply

  28. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 1:54 pm | Permalink

    POST MORE WHITE BOY BANDS FROM THE 90S.

    Reply

  29. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 2:29 pm | Permalink

    goddamn want more junior boys. they could be like the vanderbilts of the rmx economy but yet there they are in my hilton commercials or whatever the fuck making me cry cuz some asshole came to my party and was like “yea you heard of the junior boys? they have this great song on the morning”

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 3:31 pm | Permalink

    HEY CRLES GREAT SEO IN THIS POST BRAH

    Reply

  31. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 3:40 pm | Permalink

    plz blOg abt Kanye’s shoes with vuitton

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  32. el tigre
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    um…. 90% of people don’t like mgmt because ALL they listened to was blog housey kids and time to pretend and then got a glam rock band live and couldn’t figure it out. mgmt dslaps the college boys on alt-night

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  33. badkharmala
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    @ 9:29 anon, i agre and had basically the same experience before.

    how much yall wanna bet carles is behind all the “end HRO now” cmmnts? that’s like post(x9)-ironic

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  34. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm | Permalink

    BLOG HOUSE = end of hipsterism, when everything just implodes upon itself. Hipsterism is now no different than the conformist frat/sorority scene, where there’s nothing new anymore, and everything is just another recycled “remix” of something that came before it. Electro has no future.

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    //////////Reply by Afreekya bambootya
    //////////Posted

    @Anonymous,

    none of that is ‘electro’

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  35. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    People that like to drop names, and think they are “hip” just because they’ve heard the latest remixes really don’t know anything about being hip.

    Reply

  36. Admin
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    JAPATTACK! was ELECTROBLOGCORE at least 3 weeks b4 we read this post!@#!

    did we just lose dbl digit respect points?

    Reply

  37. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    is Electric 6 a post-modern pre-bloghouse band? ? ???1

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  38. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    its over

    Reply

  39. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 5:53 pm | Permalink

    electro is like the fast food of music…for people with short attention spans who just need a quick fix, who don’t really know much about music

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    //////////Reply by Afreekya bambootya
    //////////Posted

    @Anonymous,

    i don’t know why you people keep refering to this music as ‘electro’. call it ‘indie danse’, call it ‘nu-electro’ (yeah right) call it ‘blawghaus’ wtfever but it is not ‘electro’ chromeo is not electro it’s disco-electro and neither is justice. justice is like, dirty electro, or something. i soo totally know what i’m talking about. trust me.

    naw idk anymore i call it electro. fail.

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  40. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    YES!

    people who “know alot about music” would never listen to electro. (t00 faggy!)

    SHITMAT FELA KUTI POST-BOP NOIZEJAZZ ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND OTHER UNLISTENABLE FREE FORM RADIO SHITE BIG IN 2009.5

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  41. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    We need to bring back the concept of “merit-based music” — actual written music based on the creative talent and originality of artists and musicians, rather than this easily-forgotten “remix-music” made by someone with computer software, who happens to know someone who knows someone, and is popular for that month just because it was posted on the “right” blog.

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  42. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    change ur URL carles, start over

    Reply

  43. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    can hro do more faggy remixes??? still heart radiohead – nude rmx

    Reply

  44. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    I woke up today and my 11 yr old brother was in the middle of a faggy remix

    Reply

  45. Adam
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    Seriously?

    PNAU + Ladyhawke, remixed by Fred Falke AND Miami Horror?!? Are hypemachine’s servers even capable of handling this kind of instantly-bloggable quadruple-whammy? Did I just say “whammy”? Can I possibly download this fast enough?

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  46. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:04 pm | Permalink

    memorable post…the day the music died

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  47. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    the day that you can go to urban outfitters and buy an HRO tshirt is approaching…

    Reply

  48. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:47 pm | Permalink

    How come “Baby” by PNAU is such a good song and the rest of the album sucks tug.

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  49. scott
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    My life changed today.

    Reply

  50. Casi G
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

    you forgot MSTRKRFT

    Reply

  51. my conscious
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    ehhhhh…its not worth it

    Reply

  52. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 8:43 pm | Permalink

    it takes a lot more talent to write a song than to make a remix or to “lay down tracks”. it’s only going to be a matter of time before someone comes out with computer program with an “auto-remix” button. the irony is that whoever writes this program probably has a lot more talent than anyone who’s making remixes today.

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  53. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 9:07 pm | Permalink

    @4:31 AM

    mp3 get

    http://late-september.googlegroups.com/web/KlaxonsItsNo.mp3

    Reply

  54. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 9:11 pm | Permalink

    do you really expect people to read posts that are that long

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  55. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Permalink

    Put this post in the memorable posts section, please.
    -Reid

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  56. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 10:13 pm | Permalink

    made by someone with computer software, who happens to know someone who knows someone, and is popular for that month just because it was posted on the “right” blog.

    I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN BLOG CLICHES
    EVEN MORE FUNNY WHEN BLOG IDIOTS GET MAD AT EACHOTHER (discodust *cough* bigstereo) on OTHERRRRR BLOGS COMMENT SECTIONS HAHA

    HAHAHAAH

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  57. Jordan Catalano
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    This idiocy is why I only listen to classic rock. Y’all are some effing MORONS!!!!

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  58. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    blog house is so 2006
    i was hoping it died when even the wikipedia entry was removed

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  59. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 10:52 pm | Permalink

    I was praying it was a dream. say it isnt soo Crls

    Reply

  60. aleks
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    ANONYMOUS IS THE NEW GAY.

    Reply

  61. Anonymous
    Posted July 10, 2008 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

    Responding in ur own blogs cmmnts is the OLD GHEY!

    Reply

  62. The Peanut Gallery
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 4:25 am | Permalink

    Crls Memorable post this…like yesterday!

    Reply

  63. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 4:39 am | Permalink

    as a part of the new gay anon mvmt I want to hear from more blogs who R BLOG HOUSE , on their opinions, they might even argue w eachother over who posted that latest and gr8est REMIX first or who had it exclusive on these here comments at HRO
    plz

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  64. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 4:40 am | Permalink

    Unbelievable. I’m not sure what to find funnier.

    1. The blog’s author having no idea that blog house requires the music to have some connection to… wait for it… _house_.

    2. The blog’s author completely embarrassing themselves with a giant list of “yes” entries that have nothing to do with house, let alone blog house.

    3. The blog’s author appearing to have no idea that the term blog house has been around for at least two if not three (or even more) _years_. Not days, not weeks, not months, _years_.

    4. The blog’s readers being equally clueless.

    Let me run it down for all of you:

    A few years ago, when modern electro house (as famously demonstrated by the French, but certainly also creditable to others) hooked up with the various flavors of dance rock (disco punk and what have you) and had little children, the blogs were there and blog house was born.

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    //////////Reply by Afreekya bambootya
    //////////Posted

    @Anonymous,

    FAIL

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  65. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 4:44 am | Permalink

    11:40 ur A FGGT!

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  66. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 5:19 am | Permalink

    prodigy is blog house

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  67. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 5:41 am | Permalink

    11:40 failing on a grand scale

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  68. James
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 6:45 am | Permalink

    Dear Carles
    I luv you. you make me laff so loud.
    but my brother (not the alt kind, the real kind) told me he cant read the blog because he’s turning into the people you make fun of. Can you make him feel more welcome? he is 21, tall, and likes to wear deep v-necks to pitchfork music festivals. If you see him on the road, say hey! cause he’s missing out on HRO right now due to your hate.

    Reply

  69. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 7:27 am | Permalink

    11:40 You’re doing it wrong

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  70. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 7:39 am | Permalink

    11:40 you’re missing the bigger picture and more important message here. regardless of how it began, the whole electro/re-mix/blog-house scene in a sense symbolizes everything wrong with hipsterism today…in which the founding concepts of hipsterism have been forgotten and lost. we have this new generation of misguided youth in pursuit of this perverted concept of “hip”, which has become the very thing hipsters originally rebeled against.

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  71. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 8:19 am | Permalink

    the original hipster were rebelling against prohibition fuck off

    Reply

  72. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 8:22 am | Permalink

    75 posts & counting stop being lazy crls..make this the memorable post to end all memorable posts

    Reply

  73. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 8:24 am | Permalink

    11:40 is aleks from disco dix btw

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  74. MYLYFZAMETA4
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    @ anon 11:40 PM

    OMG I TOTALLY AGREE!!! HRO, A TOTALLY MEANINGFUL CORE BLOG SHOULD NOT BE S0 RANDOM AND POST ABOUT THINGS HE WOULD OBVI KNOWS ABOUT BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN RUNNING A BLOG WORTH BLOGGING ABOUT FOR LIKE OVER A YEAR OR SOMETHING.

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    UR TOOL FGGT, WANNA TUGJOB? UR PRBLY GOING TO BE RELEVANT AT MY 2KNEVER THEMED PARTY.

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  75. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    11:40 needs a damn chill pill. This post was epic.

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  76. badkharmala
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    let me chime in. 11:40:

    WHOOOOOSH!

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  77. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    ugh. first alison goldfrapp and now the klaxons.

    I wish you people would stay away from my epic trance anthems. what’s next? those creeped out justice FGGTS running rampant all over Robert Miles?

    chills I tell you. icy fingers. chills.

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  78. Anonymous
    Posted July 11, 2008 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

    its not that serious.

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  79. The Real
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 12:24 am | Permalink

    post, post, irony, gone very very wrong aleks… I mean 11:40

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  80. Anonymous
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 1:50 am | Permalink

    M.I.A is NOT black
    she’s south asian you mofo.
    just cos someone has dark skin, doesn’t mean their black.
    the cool kids are a rap/hip hop duo,
    and the black kids are a indie rock band.
    god! learn how to tell shit apart.
    your ignorance is showing.

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    @Anonymous, Word bro. And who doesnt know who the Bloody Beetroots are?!? They have a pic on the side of the fucking site…

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  81. Jabulani
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 2:34 am | Permalink

    Yall need to relax and read The Hedonism Handbook. If you want you precious dickster lifestyle pure keep it of the blogs

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  82. Anonymous
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 4:58 am | Permalink

    nice post, read the whole thing….blog house def has a sound to it, yet those sounds vary….but mostly they get big bumps from the internet.

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  83. Anonymous
    Posted July 12, 2008 at 5:02 am | Permalink

    Nice literature name drop

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  84. Anonymous
    Posted July 13, 2008 at 3:15 am | Permalink

    P.S. POST MORE MICHELLE BRANCH she has a new album coming soon

    -adam

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  85. Anonymous
    Posted July 13, 2008 at 6:54 am | Permalink

    90 Carles u rule!!!!!!!!!

    also ‘Blog House’

    crookers
    furutecop
    JOTS
    Ed banger
    Don Rimini
    Fake Blood
    Sinden
    Surkin
    a-trak
    all mad decent

    Some really good artists…hope they keep blogging…

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    @Anonymous, all those 100%

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  86. Anonymous
    Posted July 13, 2008 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    ouch..

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  87. Anonymous
    Posted July 21, 2008 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    CARLES ARE YOU AN LOLCAT??

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  88. Anonymous
    Posted July 22, 2008 at 7:54 am | Permalink

    i just hope we all become an hero.

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  89. Anonymous
    Posted July 27, 2008 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    Can Kraftwerk be blamed for this whole Gaynonymous blog house African American Apparel movement?

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  90. Anonymous
    Posted August 3, 2008 at 12:24 pm | Permalink

    srsly, what the fuck is a meme!?

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  91. justin reed
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

    you tedious hipster fucks: chronicling your ironic rave/cheese expired rehash.
    does this bullshit even need a report?…it will die a lonely death like speed garage/2 step did before it.

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  92. Blaughaus
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 3:13 am | Permalink

    I M BLAUG HAUS

    B0W 2 ME ELECTROTARDS AND MY BPM WILL SET U FREEEEEE

    Reply

  93. Bashmaster General
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

    Excellent, I always wanted to know what the Hell blog house was. Now I have a pretty good idea, feel like a better human being:)

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  94. Anonymous
    Posted September 4, 2008 at 5:59 am | Permalink

    yup looks like a monster

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  95. Anonymous
    Posted September 12, 2008 at 6:50 am | Permalink

    Some of you seriously spend too much time on the internet……

    Just listen to La Greve Generale’s mix: “Blog House Is Dead”!!!!!!!!

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  96. Anonymous
    Posted September 12, 2008 at 6:58 am | Permalink

    Two things people……

    One of the only valid points any of you have made:

    “A few years ago, when modern electro house (as famously demonstrated by the French, but certainly also creditable to others) hooked up with the various flavors of dance rock (disco punk and what have you) and had little children, the blogs were there and blog house was born.”

    And…

    Stop using the word “Hipsterism” …… It just sounds lame!!!!!!

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  97. Anonymous
    Posted September 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    This whole " Blog House " thing is really just a joke that got out of hand…… A lot like something referred to as " New Rave ".

    Come on people…. Just because you put two words together… It is not a new musical genre! Ever heard of slang?????

    People are trying so hard to create more diversity than necessary. Many of the European DJs/Bands laugh at all these sub genres & sub-sub- genres that people use to classify them.

    Sure.. Adjectives are fun… We all should use them to help describe stuff like music. But does that mean that with everybody's new slang way of describing a band or DJ's sound, that the media and the masses will latch on to it as if it's a new genre of music????

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  98. Euan
    Posted September 15, 2008 at 11:48 pm | Permalink

    “Anonymous said…
    Some of you seriously spend too much time on the internet……

    Just listen to La Greve Generale’s mix: “Blog House Is Dead”!!!!!!!!

    September 12, 2008 1:50 AM “

    wow. thats the most bloghaus cmmnt yet.

    pbr?

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  99. Posted October 7, 2008 at 6:47 am | Permalink

    You know, the irony in all of this is that the average person is not even aware of blog house, or missingtoof, Big Stereo or hypemachine… only avid bloggers are aware these outlets. The destruction of something that never was to most people, won’t be that significant.

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  100. mollyzz
    Posted October 13, 2008 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    jus’ lettin you know, carlebebe, that the genre bloghaus has reached such a level of mnstrm that it made it into the msu student newspaper the otha day, the front page of the sparse entertainment section. when college sophomores are tagging their pitifully beatmatched i-just-torrented-ableton black kids tracks as such, you know the genre is contrived/dead. :)

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  101. Posted October 23, 2008 at 12:21 pm | Permalink

    Don’t know the difference between cool kids/black kids?
    All black females have to be rappers?
    Sounds like somebody needs a little soul in their life.
    Black music is entirely blggble.

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  102. Posted October 24, 2008 at 1:37 pm | Permalink

    Cheers, Look at the pictures of my new emo hairstyle
    at http://xrl.us/ouog2

    Reply

  103. Posted November 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm | Permalink

    Q: HEALTH (Are they they the only hardXcore bloghouse act in existence?)

    A: YES.

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  104. anon
    Posted November 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm | Permalink

    hey what about hercules and love affair?

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    @anon, HELLYEAH!

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    //////////Reply by cam
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    @anon, HELL YEAH!

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  105. heyguyz
    Posted December 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    I AM BLOG HAUS AND DJ’S LIVE INSIDE ME.

    i.e.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Love

    read the part above discography kthanxbai /b/

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  106. Anonymous
    Posted December 22, 2008 at 10:58 pm | Permalink

    I found this a mazing band called I haunt Wizards, and I wanted to know if theyre blog house, because i still dont get it. Because you said that both CSS and Dave Mathews band were blog house, and theyre totally different. I hate Dave with a passion since my brother would blast his eyes out with his headphones next to me when we were younger.

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  107. krista
    Posted December 29, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    blog house=eww…. Sorry, electronic drums/beats blow….they are like store-bought cookies…..with no love and cheezy mechanical souls…seems to be a req. for this “genre”. boo

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  108. Posted January 9, 2009 at 11:41 am | Permalink

    thanks for the information about blog-house, will pop back a post a mix if that’s okay?

    Reply

  109. Posted January 13, 2009 at 6:53 am | Permalink

    wtf is http://www.pukepartyblog.com ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Reply

  110. Mike
    Posted January 25, 2009 at 4:15 am | Permalink

    Speaking of blogs, nobody gives a shit about you, your style (”Alt/Bro” blah blah etc. yadda), your life, your opinions (as such, disregard mine), your vices and consumption habits. This generation needs hardback books. I’d smash your trust fund ortho work with a fist full of words.

    Reply

  111. michael
    Posted February 2, 2009 at 11:47 pm | Permalink

    your dumb 75% of these artists are not HOUSE music just popular music

    Reply

  112. rhubarb
    Posted February 16, 2009 at 8:04 am | Permalink

    haterz r haterz

    which poses the question

    will sonic youth’s new album be bloghouse

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  113. Mateoooo
    Posted February 19, 2009 at 9:56 pm | Permalink

    OMGAH, lets talk about the black kids and the cool kids.
    the black kids are more of a slightly more banger version of friendly fires, and a little less authentic.
    The Cool kids are rap music with plenty of bass with an indie attitude. like Yo! Magesty.

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  114. Sean
    Posted March 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm | Permalink

    Blog house isn’t some vague term applying to a broad spectrum of indie dance artists. It refers simply to unsigned, relatively unknown bedroom EDM producers who are able to disseminate mp3s of their original productions/remixes and gain a little recognition via blogs that champion this underground music. Some of them go on to sign with real, albeit small indie labels, and others just fall off the radar after one or two blog posts.

    Is blog house a good thing? In the end, it probably is. It means we have effectively transitioned into more democratic, egalitarian and anti-corporate advantages in the “music industry” – the musical proletariat has reclaimed the means of production to distribute music freely to millions of listeners. It also means you’ll never become a millionaire pop star, because no one will ever pay $19.99 for your CD again, but that will have no impact on the continuing quality of mankind’s musical output. Good art is always made for its own sake.

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  115. cam
    Posted May 4, 2009 at 8:53 am | Permalink

    http://www.myspace.com/soundclip989

    Check this shit out if you like to dance. Im in the band. We make mashups because we dont have the equipment to make our own electro remixes, and we’re trying to get people to blog about us, mabey become a “blog band.” heh.. So give us a chance, eh? ;D

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  116. Brandon
    Posted May 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    Van She? Blog House?? They’re fuckin’ rock music, for fuck’s sake.

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  117. Posted May 27, 2009 at 6:47 am | Permalink

    dude u’re totally gay!
    you wouldn’t recognise good music when it bites your ass! u’re a music racist!
    bitch

    Reply

  118. Anon
    Posted June 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

    NOOO0O0O0O0O0O000O00OOO000

    blaghass is when post-hxcr met gypsy-punk and then fokkd prawg-rauk in the ass wile prnogrind watched and fp’d. dnt u ppl gettit?

    Reply

  119. LFOluva
    Posted July 5, 2009 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    the LFO “summer girls” thing made me laugh out loud

    Reply

  120. Posted July 18, 2009 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    MIA is n0t BLK yuu B!TCH

    Reply

  121. Posted September 25, 2009 at 4:46 am | Permalink

    Man some of you defo have to much spare time to spend on the net lol!!! blog house is cool :-)

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  122. Posted September 25, 2009 at 4:47 am | Permalink

    He he the comments on this blog made me crack up…… some people have too much spare time lol!!! Blog House rocks!!!

    Reply

  123. Posted November 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm | Permalink

    ,..] http://www.hipsterrunoff.com is other useful source on this subject,..]

    Reply

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