I remember Alice Glass used to always have a ‘goth highschool girl with no fashion sense’ haircut/personal brand.
In this picture, she looks like she got a makeover that helps her bring out her natural alt beauty. (Natural Alt beauty is easier to attain than mainstream natural beauty.)
Don’t yall think she looks like a Bizzarro Agyness now?
Are there any other Alt-Evil Twins?
Which 1 would u be in a relationship with/which1 would u tug off to if you were an entry level alt?
Does getting a little boy haircut automatically make u look like Agyness Deyn?
XX BONUS POSSIBLE ALT EVIL TWIN SET XX
The Teenagers & Justice = AltEvil Twins?




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i want a threesome with the AZNS.
are those apples they’re eating?
soooo alt.
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BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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are the teenagers actually frenchies?!
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frenchies and half azns at the same time! the bests!
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Alice Glass = [TOTALLY TUGGABLE]
AGGY = [TOTAL BONERKILL]
rmmbr that post about Alice Glass in your high school talent show? that should be an ‘OTHER MEMORABLE POST’
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that 'I AM FESTIVAL BRO' and the skit/conversashie with RECORD HAT bro and alt crunk hoe should be 'OTHER MEMORABLE POST'S?
Carles obviously doesn't <3 yall needy AZNs
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does this mean that the next teenagers album will be produced by justice?
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^ i hope so.
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carles, u r the reason i dont hang myself. this blog is the only thing i laugh at anymore…
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how do you say agyness? Just reading that name annoys me.
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justagers is making me shit bricks.
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aggy is just an androgynous kreepy grown-up version of haley joel osment ):
crls, your posts suck lately. what hppnd to the “integrity” and “mildly-stimulating mockery” that we all noe and luv?
although i am kinda enjoying the mustache coordination of joustice and the teenaggys
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lol @ the creeper in the bottom right corner of the aliceglass pic. nvr noticed that before.
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she’s opening for nin
people involved in her stake are gonnna get involed now
they’re gonna be doing coldplay songs by 2k14
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aggy looks like a little boy, i wouldn’t tug to a boy. :(
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teenz + justice pic is kute!
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teenz + justice pic is kute!
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i know what you look like carles
i understand everything now, you blog because your jealous about everyone being more ALT than you, and your scrawny lil ass will never be trendy
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justice photo is one of the funniest shits i’ve seen a long time, xavier’s face, like one of the japanese manga, hahahahah
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they’re all evil.
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except for maybe dorian from the teenagers.
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I’d have both of em, dressed in corresponding skimpy outfits wandering round my evil lair like twoface in that shitty batman movie from the middle ages.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoPk0XUSYxs&feature=related
I saw Aggy in this ad (video linked above) on the side of Macy's in NYC yesterday!
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shot badly agnuts deen can totally look like kind of a downs kid i have seen this
would tho
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more like a hint of retard
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ahaha the teenagers/justice picture is the best ever
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ziz iz ze fnnst pic u pstd in evaaaaa
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Alice’s hair is the same in both pictures.
Alice is a girl. Agyness is a boy.
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donald here.
post less agyness deyn. who the fuck is she/ no one cares/ shes fucking ugly
post more post-post-post-modern-ironical racism and yeah whatever
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haha, holy crap, i have that darth vader shirt!
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LOL @ the DELL shit-
Should I buy this new Dell that appeals to mainstream free spirited alts that are ‘afraid of having to learn how 2 use a Mac’?
that’s hilarious and so true
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For fuck sake when are you going to grow out of your schoolboy crush? Alice is rancid! Get some better taste.
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i think ag looks like rihanna
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alice glass looks like a demon fetus and i am deeply disturbed by pictures of her. please stop.
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don’t ruin my fantasy of alice glass wearing a darth vader shirt unironically. alt/star wars nerd.
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http://www.askmen.com/celebs/women/singer/alice-glass/index.html
Alice Glass: hot, according to HRO, according to askmen.com
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“alice glass looks like a demon fetus and i am deeply disturbed by pictures of her. please stop.”
how dare someone say that? how on earth
does she look like a demon fetus? fucking haters.
i can honestly say, alice is the most gorgeous
woman i’ve ever seen. not even a top model
can compete with her looks. she has that
rare beauty that you don’t see everyday. people
need to stop hating on crystal castles. they’re
awesome.
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