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Aligning Your Personal Brand With the Simpsons

Hey yall, do yall watch the television show 'The Simpsons'? Oh u did when u were a kid? keut.

N e ways...which 1 of these alt-lectro divas looks better in Simpsons paraphernalia?

Alice "Eat My Shorts" Glass from the band Ally and the Crysty Casties?

[Photo by Max Tollworthy]

or LADYHAWKE?

Are the Simpsons 'alt'? Are they 'retro' or just 'intermediate retro' or are they 'thrift-core'?

Remember when obnoxious people with 'extroverted' personalities tried to tell u that FAMILY GUY was 'the future of comedy', but then they 'grew up a lil' and decided to be into smartComedies like the Office, Judd Apatow films, and full seasons of canceled-but-'friggin-brilliant' comedy series'.

<3 people who have personal brands that = summarizing zany references and events from Fammy Guy and expecting people to find their description to be as 'hee-lare-ee-ous' as watching it, and expect that the group of people will respect him as a source of funnie content <3

I don't have the answer 2 this question, but maybe u do:
What is the alt-est cartoon?
a) Toy Story
b) Wall-E
c) Cool World
d) Beauty and the Alt
e) The Little Mermaid
f) Hipsters in Space
g) this has the potential 2 b the longest multiple choice question ever, but maybe yall should just 'b creative' 4 once and Choose.Your.Own.Response

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Anonymous's picture

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Anonymous's picture

alice glass = hottest girl on planet

MEMEs's picture

@Anonymous, get a therapist...

Anonymous's picture

First!!!!!

Anonymous's picture

SOUTH PARK!

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Anonymous's picture

femmyhawkey

Anonymous's picture

CMOR - 'Superjail' is pretty alt...

Anonymous's picture

drawn together is actually very alt. no one ever remembers it.

Kurt's picture

HEY! i know you're talking about Arrested Development when you say "canceled-but-'friggin-brilliant' comedy series" and it IS friggin brilliant.those tools over at fox cancelled it and have some great quality programming in its place now. such as "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?", "Don't Forget the Lyrics!", and "The Next Great American Band."

Anonymous's picture

the altest cartoon was Fantastic Planny. When i saw it i was an entry-level alt on "mushrooms" and i "identified" with it and realized i had "found a group of ppl who would take care of me" through our journeys into obscure subcultures like "france."

Juan Carlos's picture

Devin Flynn's cartoons are highly alt. Partly due to him being a member of Pixeltan.

Anonymous's picture

i dont think monkey dust ever made it big in the us, but the alt-ish electro soundtrack definitely gives it alt-points.

abdul's picture

@Anonymous, second huge up for Monkey Dust, earlier and alter than Adult Swim

Jimmy the Chili&#039;s Assistant Manager's picture

This post sucks. Stick to writing about Chili's. Enjoying authentic Tex-Mex food is something we can all relate to.

Anonymous's picture

sailor moon!!

Anonymous's picture

Simpsons rule and I'm like 57 by now and I still love them.

Anonymous's picture

DARIA

Anonymous's picture

pepper ann

Anonymous's picture

DARIA <3

Paul's picture

CC = MAINSTREAM. MAINSTREAM MAINSTREAM MAINSTREAM!!!Spin magazine says so. SO DOES TRENT REZZY!

Anonymous's picture

where's waldocuz mystery and alt are synonamous to mainstreamers

Anonymous's picture

HRO=MNSTRM I say so

Anonymous's picture

q) Doug is the altest be cos hez all introverted/empathetic/probably has a room full of rare 45z and weezer posters ++he probably drinks whiskey and 420z.y) Pete+Pete 4evr

lis's picture

RUGRATS is the alti-estcool kiddies also ladyhawke is a sexybag

Lucas's picture

ummm ferngully, i mean it's pretty much mgmt's personal brand

Anonymous's picture

1. acknowledge the power of the arrested dev! you know you (openly? secretly?) luvvv it.2. i decided to give the ole daria a whirl the other day and it wasn't funny. at all. like maybe it was funny back in the day when "zomg sarcastic high school girl!" was like something interesting on its own, but it just doesn't really do much these days.3. so the simpsons is still on tv. so not really retro pur say, but sorta like if ally glass was wearing a miley cyrus shirt "itz funnie cuz she dusn't rlly like miley cyrus lololol." this reminds me of a guy i knew who wore a trucker hat "to make fun of ppl who wore trucker hats"...except at some point, duchebag mcsucksalot thinks you're really just wearing the goddamn trucker hat (which you are) and thinks you look "cool." there's only so far we can push this lameass pomo shit. ally (whose tunes i still like!) is purty close to that "i'm doing it ironically but i'm still doing it" point. maybe she's already there :P

Anonymous's picture

You shouldn't forget that Cory Kennedy has a Simpsons shirt too...

Anonymous's picture

Rocko's altest Life

Anonymous's picture

'Cool ur jets man.'-Bart Simpy 1990

POLy's picture

arnold! and maybe daria too

Anonymous's picture

aqua teen (on tv, not on netflix) 5 years ago was pretty alt. carles, i wish you had posted a still from the critic. jon-lovitz-humor humor.

Anonymous's picture

I love Pete and Pete

Anonymous's picture

Would devour these young ladies' shorts.

Anonymous's picture

Pic Pic et Andrehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBDZyFrIdVE&feature=relatedALT-est cartoon, it's super authentic, horses have penises too ya'll

ugottab's picture

I only know Where the Wild Things Are from when I was young, but shit was Alt as hell!

Anonymous's picture

how about BURNT FACE MANhttp://www.burntfaceman.com/peace x

Paul's picture

SNICK = ALTRoundhouse (cringeworthy even as an elementary schooler) Are You Afraid of the Dark (i would watch that now)

Jana TheJunction's picture

Does anyone remember spy groove? I used to watch it on MTV, it was great.

Anonymous's picture

WALDOOF COURSEhe's the altest of all.and ironic, too.he's so mnstrm, everyone around him dresses in the same shit.so trendy so trendy

monkey nuts's picture

i'm currently developing a cartoon about how much ladyhawke looks like a little, short dude in the flesh.

t0ny's picture

alice glass is mehthrift-core, great word.

Sly's picture

Jem and the holograms = alt-est cartoon ever.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmYU4CeuZQ0

Anonymous's picture

thanks HRO, i HATE when people talk about "this hilarious scene from family guy.. did you see that one?"

Anonymous's picture

i comeon this blog 2 tug 2 alice

Anonymous's picture

family guy is so lame i agree

jazzbuns's picture

ARRSTDDVLPMT

Anonymous's picture

(Pixar's) THE CARS&(90s Nick's) HEY ARNOLD

Anonymous's picture

rocko's modern life the alt-est cartoon ever hands down. tho doug is a close runner-up. pete & pete isn't cartoon so can't qualify

licoricepirate's picture

slimetime live on nickk

Anonymous's picture

It's alt-iest not retro... I hate reality tv but I couldn't get enough of "kenny vs. spenny". Watched all 4 seasons in a row on the torrents. Where else are you going to see the push over and the narcisist bring out the worst in each other.. ok so where were we. arrested devolopment was great. six feet under, anything martin sargent for the geeky alt, the short lived oblongs and mission hill.... props for vintage nick..... oh and tim and eric is hit and miss... but when it hits it hits HARD... I could go on. And I swear I never watch tv.

Anonymous's picture

fammy guy is friggin schwanztastic!as long as you understand all the jokes ;-)

Anonymous's picture

TITAN A.E.orHOME MOVIESmaybe daria

tic talk's picture

LAST!!!!!OH AND CARLESS, AGREE W/U TOTALLIE 100% ON THE FAMLY GUY ASSERTION THAT IT IS REALLIE UN-FUNNIE!!!!! IN FACT IT IS REALLIE REALLIE STOOOPID.....

D_Gore's picture

Smurfs were nvr mentioned???

HRO lurkers= FAIL

mmmark's picture

stella is so alt.

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mae's picture

charlotts web (the original) is the best. throught the whole movie wilbur was coming up with his own personal brands(aka- when charlott would web great words above him)

bro dimaggio's picture

altest cartoon = home movies

altest single evah = freaky outy

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