Hey yall, do yall watch the television show ‘The Simpsons’? Oh u did when u were a kid? keut.
N e ways…which 1 of these alt-lectro divas looks better in Simpsons paraphernalia?
Alice “Eat My Shorts” Glass from the band Ally and the Crysty Casties?
[Photo by Max Tollworthy]
or LADYHAWKE?
Are the Simpsons ‘alt’? Are they ‘retro’ or just ‘intermediate retro’ or are they ‘thrift-core’?
Remember when obnoxious people with ‘extroverted’ personalities tried to tell u that FAMILY GUY was ‘the future of comedy’, but then they ‘grew up a lil’ and decided to be into smartComedies like the Office, Judd Apatow films, and full seasons of canceled-but-’friggin-brilliant’ comedy series’.
<3 people who have personal brands that = summarizing zany references and events from Fammy Guy and expecting people to find their description to be as ‘hee-lare-ee-ous’ as watching it, and expect that the group of people will respect him as a source of funnie content <3
I don’t have the answer 2 this question, but maybe u do:
What is the alt-est cartoon?
a) Toy Story
b) Wall-E
c) Cool World
d) Beauty and the Alt
e) The Little Mermaid
f) Hipsters in Space
g) this has the potential 2 b the longest multiple choice question ever, but maybe yall should just ‘b creative’ 4 once and Choose.Your.Own.Response
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First!!!!!
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alice glass = hottest girl on planet
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First!!!!!
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SOUTH PARK!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmT9AE3RpAk
stripy.
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femmyhawkey
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CMOR - ‘Superjail’ is pretty alt…
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drawn together is actually very alt. no one ever remembers it.
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HEY! i know you’re talking about Arrested Development when you say “canceled-but-’friggin-brilliant’ comedy series” and it IS friggin brilliant.
those tools over at fox cancelled it and have some great quality programming in its place now. such as “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?”, “Don’t Forget the Lyrics!”, and “The Next Great American Band.”
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the altest cartoon was Fantastic Planny. When i saw it i was an entry-level alt on “mushrooms” and i “identified” with it and realized i had “found a group of ppl who would take care of me” through our journeys into obscure subcultures like “france.”
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Devin Flynn’s cartoons are highly alt. Partly due to him being a member of Pixeltan.
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i dont think monkey dust ever made it big in the us, but the alt-ish electro soundtrack definitely gives it alt-points.
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This post sucks. Stick to writing about Chili’s. Enjoying authentic Tex-Mex food is something we can all relate to.
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sailor moon!!
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Simpsons rule and I’m like 57 by now and I still love them.
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DARIA
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pepper ann
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DARIA <3
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CC = MAINSTREAM.
MAINSTREAM
MAINSTREAM
MAINSTREAM!!!
Spin magazine says so.
SO DOES TRENT REZZY!
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where’s waldo
cuz mystery and alt are synonamous to mainstreamers
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HRO=MNSTRM I say so
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q) Doug is the altest be cos hez all introverted/empathetic/probably has a room full of rare 45z and weezer posters ++he probably drinks whiskey and 420z.
y) Pete+Pete
4evr
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RUGRATS is the alti-est
cool kiddies
also ladyhawke is a sexybag
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ummm ferngully, i mean it’s pretty much mgmt’s personal brand
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1. acknowledge the power of the arrested dev! you know you (openly? secretly?) luvvv it.
2. i decided to give the ole daria a whirl the other day and it wasn’t funny. at all. like maybe it was funny back in the day when “zomg sarcastic high school girl!” was like something interesting on its own, but it just doesn’t really do much these days.
3. so the simpsons is still on tv. so not really retro pur say, but sorta like if ally glass was wearing a miley cyrus shirt “itz funnie cuz she dusn’t rlly like miley cyrus lololol.” this reminds me of a guy i knew who wore a trucker hat “to make fun of ppl who wore trucker hats”…except at some point, duchebag mcsucksalot thinks you’re really just wearing the goddamn trucker hat (which you are) and thinks you look “cool.” there’s only so far we can push this lameass pomo shit. ally (whose tunes i still like!) is purty close to that “i’m doing it ironically but i’m still doing it” point. maybe she’s already there :P
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You shouldn’t forget that Cory Kennedy has a Simpsons shirt too…
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Rocko’s altest Life
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‘Cool ur jets man.’
-Bart Simpy 1990
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arnold! and maybe daria too
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aqua teen (on tv, not on netflix) 5 years ago was pretty alt.
carles, i wish you had posted a still from the critic. jon-lovitz-humor humor.
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I love Pete and Pete
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Would devour these young ladies’ shorts.
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Pic Pic et Andre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBDZyFrIdVE&feature=related
ALT-est cartoon, it's super authentic, horses have penises too ya'll
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I only know Where the Wild Things Are from when I was young, but shit was Alt as hell!
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how about BURNT FACE MAN
http://www.burntfaceman.com/
peace x
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SNICK = ALT
Roundhouse (cringeworthy even as an elementary schooler)
Are You Afraid of the Dark (i would watch that now)
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Does anyone remember spy groove? I used to watch it on MTV, it was great.
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WALDO
OF COURSE
he’s the altest of all.
and ironic, too.
he’s so mnstrm, everyone around him dresses in the same shit.
so trendy so trendy
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i’m currently developing a cartoon about how much ladyhawke looks like a little, short dude in the flesh.
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alice glass is meh
thrift-core, great word.
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Jem and the holograms = alt-est cartoon ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmYU4CeuZQ0
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thanks HRO, i HATE when people talk about “this hilarious scene from family guy.. did you see that one?”
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i comeon this blog 2 tug 2 alice
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family guy is so lame
i agree
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ARRSTD
DVLPMT
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(Pixar's) THE CARS
&
(90s Nick's) HEY ARNOLD
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rocko's modern life the alt-est cartoon ever hands down. tho doug is a close runner-up. pete & pete isn't cartoon so can't qualify
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slimetime live on nickk
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It’s alt-iest not retro… I hate reality tv but I couldn’t get enough of “kenny vs. spenny”. Watched all 4 seasons in a row on the torrents. Where else are you going to see the push over and the narcisist bring out the worst in each other.. ok so where were we. arrested devolopment was great. six feet under, anything martin sargent for the geeky alt, the short lived oblongs and mission hill…. props for vintage nick….. oh and tim and eric is hit and miss… but when it hits it hits HARD… I could go on. And I swear I never watch tv.
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fammy guy is friggin schwanztastic!
as long as you understand all the jokes ;-)
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TITAN A.E.
or
HOME MOVIES
maybe daria
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Alt-est cartoon movie = Fritz the Kat
nazi punks, spades/ravens, and village broads.
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LAST!!!!!
OH AND CARLESS, AGREE W/U TOTALLIE 100% ON THE FAMLY GUY ASSERTION THAT IT IS REALLIE UN-FUNNIE!!!!! IN FACT IT IS REALLIE REALLIE STOOOPID…..
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Smurfs were nvr mentioned???
HRO lurkers= FAIL
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“Felidae” is the alt-est cartoon evah. It’s foreign (a), and it alludes to Nazi germany and animal cruelty (b). Also, it’s about talking cats. Never before has all three been seen in one film!
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stella is so alt.
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