Aligning Your Personal Brand With the Simpsons

Hey yall, do yall watch the television show ‘The Simpsons’? Oh u did when u were a kid? keut.

N e ways…which 1 of these alt-lectro divas looks better in Simpsons paraphernalia?

Alice “Eat My Shorts” Glass from the band Ally and the Crysty Casties?

[Photo by Max Tollworthy]

or LADYHAWKE?

Are the Simpsons ‘alt’? Are they ‘retro’ or just ‘intermediate retro’ or are they ‘thrift-core’?

Remember when obnoxious people with ‘extroverted’ personalities tried to tell u that FAMILY GUY was ‘the future of comedy’, but then they ‘grew up a lil’ and decided to be into smartComedies like the Office, Judd Apatow films, and full seasons of canceled-but-’friggin-brilliant’ comedy series’.

<3 people who have personal brands that = summarizing zany references and events from Fammy Guy and expecting people to find their description to be as ‘hee-lare-ee-ous’ as watching it, and expect that the group of people will respect him as a source of funnie content <3

I don’t have the answer 2 this question, but maybe u do:
What is the alt-est cartoon?
a) Toy Story
b) Wall-E
c) Cool World
d) Beauty and the Alt
e) The Little Mermaid
f) Hipsters in Space
g) this has the potential 2 b the longest multiple choice question ever, but maybe yall should just ‘b creative’ 4 once and Choose.Your.Own.Response

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56 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 6:54 pm | Permalink

    First!!!!!

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    alice glass = hottest girl on planet

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    First!!!!!

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    SOUTH PARK!

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  5. mephisto
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmT9AE3RpAk

    stripy.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    femmyhawkey

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    CMOR - ‘Superjail’ is pretty alt…

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    drawn together is actually very alt. no one ever remembers it.

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  9. Kurt
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    HEY! i know you’re talking about Arrested Development when you say “canceled-but-’friggin-brilliant’ comedy series” and it IS friggin brilliant.

    those tools over at fox cancelled it and have some great quality programming in its place now. such as “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?”, “Don’t Forget the Lyrics!”, and “The Next Great American Band.”

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 8:08 pm | Permalink

    the altest cartoon was Fantastic Planny. When i saw it i was an entry-level alt on “mushrooms” and i “identified” with it and realized i had “found a group of ppl who would take care of me” through our journeys into obscure subcultures like “france.”

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  11. Juan Carlos
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 8:17 pm | Permalink

    Devin Flynn’s cartoons are highly alt. Partly due to him being a member of Pixeltan.

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    i dont think monkey dust ever made it big in the us, but the alt-ish electro soundtrack definitely gives it alt-points.

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  13. Jimmy the Chili's Assistant Manager
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    This post sucks. Stick to writing about Chili’s. Enjoying authentic Tex-Mex food is something we can all relate to.

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    sailor moon!!

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    Simpsons rule and I’m like 57 by now and I still love them.

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 9:36 pm | Permalink

    DARIA

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    pepper ann

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 10:04 pm | Permalink

    DARIA <3

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  19. Paul
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    CC = MAINSTREAM.

    MAINSTREAM
    MAINSTREAM
    MAINSTREAM!!!

    Spin magazine says so.

    SO DOES TRENT REZZY!

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    where’s waldo

    cuz mystery and alt are synonamous to mainstreamers

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 11:29 pm | Permalink

    HRO=MNSTRM I say so

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    q) Doug is the altest be cos hez all introverted/empathetic/probably has a room full of rare 45z and weezer posters ++he probably drinks whiskey and 420z.

    y) Pete+Pete
    4evr

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  23. lis
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    RUGRATS is the alti-est

    cool kiddies

    also ladyhawke is a sexybag

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  24. Lucas
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 11:32 pm | Permalink

    ummm ferngully, i mean it’s pretty much mgmt’s personal brand

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 11:39 pm | Permalink

    1. acknowledge the power of the arrested dev! you know you (openly? secretly?) luvvv it.

    2. i decided to give the ole daria a whirl the other day and it wasn’t funny. at all. like maybe it was funny back in the day when “zomg sarcastic high school girl!” was like something interesting on its own, but it just doesn’t really do much these days.

    3. so the simpsons is still on tv. so not really retro pur say, but sorta like if ally glass was wearing a miley cyrus shirt “itz funnie cuz she dusn’t rlly like miley cyrus lololol.” this reminds me of a guy i knew who wore a trucker hat “to make fun of ppl who wore trucker hats”…except at some point, duchebag mcsucksalot thinks you’re really just wearing the goddamn trucker hat (which you are) and thinks you look “cool.” there’s only so far we can push this lameass pomo shit. ally (whose tunes i still like!) is purty close to that “i’m doing it ironically but i’m still doing it” point. maybe she’s already there :P

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

    You shouldn’t forget that Cory Kennedy has a Simpsons shirt too…

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 12:08 am | Permalink

    Rocko’s altest Life

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 12:12 am | Permalink

    ‘Cool ur jets man.’

    -Bart Simpy 1990

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  29. POLy
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    arnold! and maybe daria too

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  30. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    aqua teen (on tv, not on netflix) 5 years ago was pretty alt.

    carles, i wish you had posted a still from the critic. jon-lovitz-humor humor.

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  31. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 3:10 am | Permalink

    I love Pete and Pete

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  32. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 6:01 am | Permalink

    Would devour these young ladies’ shorts.

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  33. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Pic Pic et Andre

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBDZyFrIdVE&feature=related

    ALT-est cartoon, it's super authentic, horses have penises too ya'll

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  34. ugottab
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 7:30 am | Permalink

    I only know Where the Wild Things Are from when I was young, but shit was Alt as hell!

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  35. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 10:39 am | Permalink

    how about BURNT FACE MAN
    http://www.burntfaceman.com/

    peace x

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  36. Paul
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    SNICK = ALT

    Roundhouse (cringeworthy even as an elementary schooler)

    Are You Afraid of the Dark (i would watch that now)

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  37. Jana TheJunction
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 12:10 pm | Permalink

    Does anyone remember spy groove? I used to watch it on MTV, it was great.

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  38. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 12:52 pm | Permalink

    WALDO
    OF COURSE
    he’s the altest of all.
    and ironic, too.
    he’s so mnstrm, everyone around him dresses in the same shit.
    so trendy so trendy

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  39. monkey nuts
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

    i’m currently developing a cartoon about how much ladyhawke looks like a little, short dude in the flesh.

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  40. t0ny
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    alice glass is meh

    thrift-core, great word.

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  41. Sly
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    Jem and the holograms = alt-est cartoon ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmYU4CeuZQ0

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  42. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    thanks HRO, i HATE when people talk about “this hilarious scene from family guy.. did you see that one?”

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  43. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 4:43 pm | Permalink

    i comeon this blog 2 tug 2 alice

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  44. Anonymous
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 5:03 pm | Permalink

    family guy is so lame
    i agree

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  45. jazzbuns
    Posted August 29, 2008 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    ARRSTD
    DVLPMT

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  46. Anonymous
    Posted August 30, 2008 at 12:44 am | Permalink

    (Pixar's) THE CARS

    &

    (90s Nick's) HEY ARNOLD

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  47. Anonymous
    Posted August 31, 2008 at 4:16 am | Permalink

    rocko's modern life the alt-est cartoon ever hands down. tho doug is a close runner-up. pete & pete isn't cartoon so can't qualify

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  48. licoricepirate
    Posted September 1, 2008 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    slimetime live on nickk

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  49. Anonymous
    Posted September 1, 2008 at 9:52 pm | Permalink

    It’s alt-iest not retro… I hate reality tv but I couldn’t get enough of “kenny vs. spenny”. Watched all 4 seasons in a row on the torrents. Where else are you going to see the push over and the narcisist bring out the worst in each other.. ok so where were we. arrested devolopment was great. six feet under, anything martin sargent for the geeky alt, the short lived oblongs and mission hill…. props for vintage nick….. oh and tim and eric is hit and miss… but when it hits it hits HARD… I could go on. And I swear I never watch tv.

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  50. Anonymous
    Posted September 2, 2008 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    fammy guy is friggin schwanztastic!
    as long as you understand all the jokes ;-)

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  51. Anonymous
    Posted September 2, 2008 at 7:12 pm | Permalink

    TITAN A.E.
    or
    HOME MOVIES

    maybe daria

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  52. Anonymous
    Posted September 5, 2008 at 1:32 am | Permalink

    Alt-est cartoon movie = Fritz the Kat
    nazi punks, spades/ravens, and village broads.

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  53. tic talk
    Posted October 1, 2008 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    LAST!!!!!

    OH AND CARLESS, AGREE W/U TOTALLIE 100% ON THE FAMLY GUY ASSERTION THAT IT IS REALLIE UN-FUNNIE!!!!! IN FACT IT IS REALLIE REALLIE STOOOPID…..

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  54. D_Gore
    Posted October 8, 2008 at 1:55 am | Permalink

    Smurfs were nvr mentioned???

    HRO lurkers= FAIL

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  55. nope
    Posted November 12, 2008 at 7:54 pm | Permalink

    “Felidae” is the alt-est cartoon evah. It’s foreign (a), and it alludes to Nazi germany and animal cruelty (b). Also, it’s about talking cats. Never before has all three been seen in one film!

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  56. mmmark
    Posted November 13, 2008 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    stella is so alt.

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