Hey yall, do yall watch the television show ‘The Simpsons’? Oh u did when u were a kid? keut.
N e ways…which 1 of these alt-lectro divas looks better in Simpsons paraphernalia?
Alice “Eat My Shorts” Glass from the band Ally and the Crysty Casties?
[Photo by Max Tollworthy]
or LADYHAWKE?
Are the Simpsons ‘alt’? Are they ‘retro’ or just ‘intermediate retro’ or are they ‘thrift-core’?
Remember when obnoxious people with ‘extroverted’ personalities tried to tell u that FAMILY GUY was ‘the future of comedy’, but then they ‘grew up a lil’ and decided to be into smartComedies like the Office, Judd Apatow films, and full seasons of canceled-but-’friggin-brilliant’ comedy series’.
<3 people who have personal brands that = summarizing zany references and events from Fammy Guy and expecting people to find their description to be as ‘hee-lare-ee-ous’ as watching it, and expect that the group of people will respect him as a source of funnie content <3
I don’t have the answer 2 this question, but maybe u do:
What is the alt-est cartoon?
a) Toy Story
b) Wall-E
c) Cool World
d) Beauty and the Alt
e) The Little Mermaid
f) Hipsters in Space
g) this has the potential 2 b the longest multiple choice question ever, but maybe yall should just ‘b creative’ 4 once and Choose.Your.Own.Response




IAmCarles.com















57 Comments
First!!!!!
Reply
alice glass = hottest girl on planet
Reply
First!!!!!
Reply
SOUTH PARK!
Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmT9AE3RpAk
stripy.
Reply
femmyhawkey
Reply
CMOR – ‘Superjail’ is pretty alt…
Reply
drawn together is actually very alt. no one ever remembers it.
Reply
HEY! i know you’re talking about Arrested Development when you say “canceled-but-’friggin-brilliant’ comedy series” and it IS friggin brilliant.
those tools over at fox cancelled it and have some great quality programming in its place now. such as “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?”, “Don’t Forget the Lyrics!”, and “The Next Great American Band.”
Reply
the altest cartoon was Fantastic Planny. When i saw it i was an entry-level alt on “mushrooms” and i “identified” with it and realized i had “found a group of ppl who would take care of me” through our journeys into obscure subcultures like “france.”
Reply
Devin Flynn’s cartoons are highly alt. Partly due to him being a member of Pixeltan.
Reply
i dont think monkey dust ever made it big in the us, but the alt-ish electro soundtrack definitely gives it alt-points.
Reply
//////////Reply by abdul
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 5:05 am
@Anonymous, second huge up for Monkey Dust, earlier and alter than Adult Swim
Reply
This post sucks. Stick to writing about Chili’s. Enjoying authentic Tex-Mex food is something we can all relate to.
Reply
sailor moon!!
Reply
Simpsons rule and I’m like 57 by now and I still love them.
Reply
DARIA
Reply
pepper ann
Reply
DARIA <3
Reply
CC = MAINSTREAM.
MAINSTREAM
MAINSTREAM
MAINSTREAM!!!
Spin magazine says so.
SO DOES TRENT REZZY!
Reply
where’s waldo
cuz mystery and alt are synonamous to mainstreamers
Reply
HRO=MNSTRM I say so
Reply
q) Doug is the altest be cos hez all introverted/empathetic/probably has a room full of rare 45z and weezer posters ++he probably drinks whiskey and 420z.
y) Pete+Pete
4evr
Reply
RUGRATS is the alti-est
cool kiddies
also ladyhawke is a sexybag
Reply
ummm ferngully, i mean it’s pretty much mgmt’s personal brand
Reply
1. acknowledge the power of the arrested dev! you know you (openly? secretly?) luvvv it.
2. i decided to give the ole daria a whirl the other day and it wasn’t funny. at all. like maybe it was funny back in the day when “zomg sarcastic high school girl!” was like something interesting on its own, but it just doesn’t really do much these days.
3. so the simpsons is still on tv. so not really retro pur say, but sorta like if ally glass was wearing a miley cyrus shirt “itz funnie cuz she dusn’t rlly like miley cyrus lololol.” this reminds me of a guy i knew who wore a trucker hat “to make fun of ppl who wore trucker hats”…except at some point, duchebag mcsucksalot thinks you’re really just wearing the goddamn trucker hat (which you are) and thinks you look “cool.” there’s only so far we can push this lameass pomo shit. ally (whose tunes i still like!) is purty close to that “i’m doing it ironically but i’m still doing it” point. maybe she’s already there :P
Reply
You shouldn’t forget that Cory Kennedy has a Simpsons shirt too…
Reply
Rocko’s altest Life
Reply
‘Cool ur jets man.’
-Bart Simpy 1990
Reply
arnold! and maybe daria too
Reply
aqua teen (on tv, not on netflix) 5 years ago was pretty alt.
carles, i wish you had posted a still from the critic. jon-lovitz-humor humor.
Reply
I love Pete and Pete
Reply
Would devour these young ladies’ shorts.
Reply
Pic Pic et Andre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBDZyFrIdVE&feature=related
ALT-est cartoon, it's super authentic, horses have penises too ya'll
Reply
I only know Where the Wild Things Are from when I was young, but shit was Alt as hell!
Reply
how about BURNT FACE MAN
http://www.burntfaceman.com/
peace x
Reply
SNICK = ALT
Roundhouse (cringeworthy even as an elementary schooler)
Are You Afraid of the Dark (i would watch that now)
Reply
Does anyone remember spy groove? I used to watch it on MTV, it was great.
Reply
WALDO
OF COURSE
he’s the altest of all.
and ironic, too.
he’s so mnstrm, everyone around him dresses in the same shit.
so trendy so trendy
Reply
i’m currently developing a cartoon about how much ladyhawke looks like a little, short dude in the flesh.
Reply
alice glass is meh
thrift-core, great word.
Reply
Jem and the holograms = alt-est cartoon ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmYU4CeuZQ0
Reply
thanks HRO, i HATE when people talk about “this hilarious scene from family guy.. did you see that one?”
Reply
i comeon this blog 2 tug 2 alice
Reply
family guy is so lame
i agree
Reply
ARRSTD
DVLPMT
Reply
(Pixar's) THE CARS
&
(90s Nick's) HEY ARNOLD
Reply
rocko's modern life the alt-est cartoon ever hands down. tho doug is a close runner-up. pete & pete isn't cartoon so can't qualify
Reply
slimetime live on nickk
Reply
It’s alt-iest not retro… I hate reality tv but I couldn’t get enough of “kenny vs. spenny”. Watched all 4 seasons in a row on the torrents. Where else are you going to see the push over and the narcisist bring out the worst in each other.. ok so where were we. arrested devolopment was great. six feet under, anything martin sargent for the geeky alt, the short lived oblongs and mission hill…. props for vintage nick….. oh and tim and eric is hit and miss… but when it hits it hits HARD… I could go on. And I swear I never watch tv.
Reply
fammy guy is friggin schwanztastic!
as long as you understand all the jokes ;-)
Reply
TITAN A.E.
or
HOME MOVIES
maybe daria
Reply
Alt-est cartoon movie = Fritz the Kat
nazi punks, spades/ravens, and village broads.
Reply
LAST!!!!!
OH AND CARLESS, AGREE W/U TOTALLIE 100% ON THE FAMLY GUY ASSERTION THAT IT IS REALLIE UN-FUNNIE!!!!! IN FACT IT IS REALLIE REALLIE STOOOPID…..
Reply
Smurfs were nvr mentioned???
HRO lurkers= FAIL
Reply
“Felidae” is the alt-est cartoon evah. It’s foreign (a), and it alludes to Nazi germany and animal cruelty (b). Also, it’s about talking cats. Never before has all three been seen in one film!
Reply
stella is so alt.
Reply
charlotts web (the original) is the best. throught the whole movie wilbur was coming up with his own personal brands(aka- when charlott would web great words above him)
Reply
One Trackback
[...] so surprising when you consider how she and (to a lesser degree) Ethan Kath have tapped the hep zeitgeist. From the controversy over their merch and accusations of plagiarism down to Glass’s [...]