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ALT BRO WITH A CROSS: Where Could He Be?

By Carles | August 23, 2008


Where was this picture taken?
a) at a show by Xavier and the Justices
b) at a DJ set by Gaspard and the Jousteeces
c) at an altBro convention
d) a Christian rock concert
e) a LIFEHOUSE concert (hangin by a moment there with u)
f) a summit on teen issues about faith
g) at a professional wrestling event
h) a pro-Australian rally for Electro War Troops
i) a ‘music festival thingy’
j) a Christian Arts and Crafts Expo where u make crosses out of miscellaneous materials.
k) a rally against the Chinese ‘lil cunt’ gymnasts
l) a rally against Iran
m) a rally against Obammy/McCain/Hillsy Clinton/Ralph Nader/theJonasBrothers
n) Choose.Your.Own.Response
0) Choose.Your.Own.Response

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21 Comments

  1. chili's!
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    chili’s yall!

    Reply

  2. Andre
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    Looks like that Matisyahoo and Shwayze concert to me!

    Reply

  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 4:55 pm | Permalink

    wow, so meaningful in a 2.0 kinda way…

    Reply

  4. GodlivesinsideaJusticesong
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 4:56 pm | Permalink

    I’m w/ you Carles on starting a rally against porduct placement in photos, pix on blogs – so 90s Seinfeldish. Crosses Against Product Placement – CAPP!

    Reply

  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 5:16 pm | Permalink

    the last alt supper

    Reply

  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    wow that dood next to alt bro with a cross looks possesed

    Reply

  7. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    cant be a show by the power rock duo The Jousteeces because one of them is up front, right behind that guy with a red trucker hat thingy

    Reply

  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    protip: justices = jousteece

    Reply

  9. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    a jonas brothers concert?

    or maybe one of those exclusive shows that the justices do for people with down’s syndrome.

    Reply

  10. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 7:05 pm | Permalink

    alt bros anyonymous support group for christians

    free music shows on sunday
    sunday = religious = cross

    Reply

  11. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    Don’t shoot the messenger. The cross foretells the second coming of blank white. The light of minimalist truth will flush out the visual sodom and gomorrah of graphics eplosions on t’s, sweats, headbands and skin, and fruitstripe/neon sneakers and ball caps.

    Reply

  12. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    hey man, theres the mexican kid from the steve aoki/karaoke vid!

    Reply

  13. Anonymous
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 10:00 pm | Permalink

    “Don’t shoot the messenger. The cross foretells the second coming of blank white. The light of minimalist truth will flush out the visual sodom and gomorrah of graphics eplosions on t’s, sweats, headbands and skin, and fruitstripe/neon sneakers and ball caps.”

    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
    why do you have to be so pretentious?

    everyone on hro is intelligent but YOU DONT HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT.

    Reply

  14. baconeggsandbiscuits
    Posted August 23, 2008 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    o.) It was at a ‘Midnite Double Feature’ showing of the Lion King and Saved.

    Reply

  15. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 1:22 am | Permalink

    San Diego? Also, I’m LOLing at that “Don’t shoot the messenger…” rant. I won’t even take the time to explain how stupid that comment is, and I bet that guy thinks he’s really fashion forward and everyone on here’s so below him. lol.

    Reply

  16. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 4:57 am | Permalink

    i dont think (s)he feels that way at all…i just think its funny because thats the way tru altbros think

    Reply

  17. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 5:35 am | Permalink

    wow, no one has ever though of minimalism in t-shirt design before. although I agree about there being too much gobldy gook on t-shirts, but still, fuck you pseudo intellectual guy!!! I bet that you go to clubs and wearing a happy face t-shirt while everyone thinks your just a dumb-ass alt-wannabe trying to bring back happy face t-shirts. Meanwhile, in your head you are thinking, “I am so ultra-post, post modern in my minimalist revival retro t-shirt. Look at that guy with all of the random flowers sprouting out of that logo, he looks like a coke commercial!” You’re just pissed because you can’t throw on a dim mak Tee and some nike dunks and get laid like the bros at this party. wear a white-t… cuz your punk ass would never wear colors in my neighborhood anyway.

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 9:30 am | Permalink

    d0nt sh00t tha mssgnger?????????

    i d0nt get 1t?

    seriously

    Reply

  19. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    @5:00,
    @8:22,
    @12:35,
    @4:30:

    If it seems too ridiculous to be true, maybe it is. And: Relax.

    Reply

  20. Carey
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 5:15 pm | Permalink

    do u hate alt muzique as much as every1 else?
    tell us about it here

    Sex Sells
    http://sexsells.proboards56.com/

    the kewlist brand new music forum on the net

    Reply

  21. Anonymous
    Posted August 25, 2008 at 12:28 pm | Permalink

    @5:00 – “everyone on HRO is intelligent”

    apparently not

    Reply

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