Yall. I know Feist got mega-rich after she was in that iPod nano commercial, but I never thought she would forfeit her authenticity my getting breast implants.
s0 sad what money can do 2 people… Can’t believe she grew out her bangs, started to fake-tan, and got implants. :-( 
Editor’s Note: Feist 2.0 is [HIGHLY BANGABLE] & [HIGHLY TUGGABLE]
XX BONUS FEIST + BFF ‘clownin around!’ pic XX
’sweet sassy mollassy!’
-a tweenage HRO reader who just discovered this blog yesterday and only now found out about the search for the perfect alternative breasts.
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shit, i cant believe she didnt do it sooner. her left nipple is a tractor beam in the second picture.
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p0ast moar nut-shotz
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her left nip looks like a fucking cartoon sun
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Not perfect, too big. but mega hawt
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FAKE TITS R GROSS
fapfapfap
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GROSSSS!!!!!!! is that even for real?
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she’s got some stretch marks on the right boob. probably cuz her skin stretched a shit load due to the implants. she was able to afford the implants but couldn’t buy some coco butter for the stretch marks?!
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At first I was all like “you. fucking. didn’t.” but then I was all like “*boner*”
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maybe if i fap to this, I will get gnarly hairy like Gaspard Augé
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//////////Reply by Cliuteras
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 10:45 pm
@iamnotapc,
I lol’d
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1: we have found the perfect alt breast
2: By far the hottest alt chick on any alt party pixxx site
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DEAR HRO:
i feel so down. ever since that 2.0 comedy of the stoners running around started getting promos i realized that m.i.a. was mainstream. i feel like i was the most alt alt ever until a tidal wave of mainstream crashed down on me. what do i do to keep from downing in it? please help.
LOVE: NEEDY ANON
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is this the real feist???
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//////////Reply by Cliuteras
//////////Posted January 1st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
@Anonymous,
Alt Celebrity Look Alikes
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her boobs are out of all proportion to her chin
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groce tits
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carles, i don’t like posts like these.
more chilis, less repulsive nipples.
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there’s nothing alt about having bumps on your areolas, or tits bigger than your face
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it’s not a toomah!
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not alt, not perfect. just big-ass titties. they stopped me from tugging.
i demand my tug back
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thanks man, i just got promoted at my job at the tits factory!
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missing the point guyz
WOULD TOTALLY BANG
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THAT’S IT!!!! I am pawing half of my shit and buying s DLSR so I get girls to take their tops off.
I will also try to fingerbang them until they can’t handle it anymore and rip my cock out of my pants and shove me inside of them.
What the fuck man how come I never get to see this shit go down. FUCK FUCK FUCK I am pissed so FUCKING PISSED.
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bngable
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i’d make her my cum bucket.
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pff, the search continues: NAAA (not alt at all)
post more pngpngncklcgrl
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c’mon
you pretend to be politically correct when it comes to race
so what about tits
you owe it to us to post some small b00bs
small tits are cute! (they fit in your hand!)
these huge fake tits will crush you if you get too close
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that right boob looks sooo Google Earth
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likin the stetchmarks baby
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i suddenly want waffles.
*no kimora simmons*
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