I used to be really into science, so I figured I should start blogging more about animals, cells, organisms, planets, Earth, the universe, STDs, AIDs, diabetes, ‘getting fucked up’ on a molecular level, Gorillas that have computer voice boxes, chemistry, physics, calculus and other stuff like that. 
What happens when ur natural habitat is an electro jungle? Your skin turns into neon camouflage. Ur feet adapt and form gellie paws. When u get pregnant, ur formative-lil-alt-babie starts to form in what looks like a quirky fanny pack. In order to avoid loud music during ur child’s formative stages, u climb up into the trees to hide from electro jungle predators.
Be careful in electro jungles, yall. While most creatures are just ‘lookin to have a good time, hear some good tunes, and dance’, there are some legitimate predators that need 2 be feared.
WHERE THE ALT THINGS R
XX BONUS LOST CHARACTER FROM THE HIT FILM ‘NAPPY DYNAMITE’ XX
I saw her in the Uncut Critereon Collection Bonus Feature Director’s Cut with Director & Actor Commentary.
[Photos from Facehunty]
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31 Comments
omg that girl up top is heeellllla hot
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DAMN GIRL!!!
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The outfit in the last photo looks like what my leathah goddess Stella whipped up on Project Runway last night.
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Carles, plz post more pics of the tiger!
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Carles is a dickhead. Stop ruining everything.
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Oh wow-ee that girl is rlly hott! I want to get my alt on with herrrr. thats for damn sure. She so alt its makes me wet. so so alt. so so very alt.
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deeeeeeee
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the 1st girl is a bit too halfrican for me but i want to marry the 2nd girl
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you forgot to add the “criterion collection” tag!
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krazie ian curtis and the joy divisions
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Ian Curtis is mos def Australian, so we know where he’s coming from.
The secound girl looks to fukin’ cold/empty and the first one is pretty generic, nothing special about the both of them.
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that first chick is hot for a gorilla!
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most alternative peasants are not very attractive to begin with so those that are even slightly more attractive than average are deemed hot
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is she a blipster
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Post more hot alts like the first girl and i will refer ten more o f my friends to your blog….
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the second gurl is a hawtie, the first one is lame
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whaaaaa? the first girl ain’t alt.
the second one is. her outfit is ridonk.
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The first girls got some bidonk and afermativo on the second being ridonk
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oh yeah, I guess its not alt to be black anymore, well since obama’s gonna be pres and all
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bitch shoes is from journeys!
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that second one is a girl? i thought it was a twink
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the girl at the bottom from “happy dynamite” is such a QT!!
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lol it’s nappy dynamite and she(?)’s gross. First one, though, that is a fine woman.
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this girl needs a tan. and rehab
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Damn, Where the Wild Things Are! My cool Dutch alt parents had this book from Maurice Sendak, wat a classic! LOL. *Calling brother
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YOUR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS! GET A FUCKING LIFE
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yeahhh tug that tree off you wild thing
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you wild wild thing
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hey crls, do u have a real job?
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Hey, Guys, it’s me – Charles! Lead singer of this blog. Just wanted to thank you’all for visiting and posting your comments tonight. Okay, well, see you later!
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the girl with the fanny pack is hotshit
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