
[Photo by Max Tollyworthy]
I remember at Lollapaltlooza, when Uffie came on stage dressed like a drugged up grandmother, the world was in trouble–a new zany trend would emerge. While many alts attempt to be forever young, some are starting to dress like old people. Santogold (A.K.A. “the African American M.I.A.) is wearing this house dress that old white women use when they disinfect their entire house with Lysol and watch soap operas. However, this old lady dress has a little bit of an electro aesthetic 2 it in order 2 ‘appeal to the entry level alts who think they understand quirky fashion.’

[Photo by Holly Erskine]
xx BONUS SANTOGOLD NIPPING OUT PIC XX 
<3 N1PP1NG 0UT <3
but seriously yall… beware of Santogolds electro-bodyguards. They are more ruthless than the Chinese government. :-(




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17 Comments
Santogold reminds me of the black Karen O.
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too bad she came along after the indian Santogold, she’s much fitter than MIA
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when u screw up ur html tags it reminds me that u r human 2 and not just a hipsterbot soldier in the electro war.
(4R135 – thx u 4 b’in reel
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only starting 2 dress like old people?
gimme a break
grandma alt fashion has been around since at least 2k2! even male alts have been sporting old man cardigans for years
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Whenever I see santogold I really wish St.Tropez topless-chic would become mainstream-alt.
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poison tipped nips mmmmmm
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white women use when they disinfect their entire house with Lysol and watch soap operas
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and i always thought my grandma was biting santogold’s style?
hrmph!
thanks for showing me the way carles.
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when i close my eyes and listen to santogold i see gwen stefani in the brain
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i love THO which are letters from the phrase “titty hard on”
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She had the same dress on at the Lowlands festival in The Netherlands, maybe she invented a hibernation dome looking like a grandma dress.
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hello america! this is london calling. MIA is fucking shit, you can have her if you like. as long as we can keep kings of leon in swopsies.
peace and fucking yall
mr chipz
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hallo london! this is the world. Give us some more motherfucking burial.
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I cant really say who is hotter when comparing Santo and MIA
Id fuck both though
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santo should rlly nip out more often.ttly tug-able.
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pretty sure that dress is designed by chloe sevigny
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isn’t santogold an abo? looks more original-oz than afro-american to me.
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