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I Am Carles Returns with LIMITED EDISH VALENTINE'S DAY shirt. (14 comments) |
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EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: Beyonce and Jay-Z release first pictures of their fake baby! (9 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey wears baseball cap, looks TOTALLY EFFING keut (8 comments) |
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NYTimes calls Lana Del Rey 'a skinnier Adele'. Do they h8 fatties? (11 comments) |
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Bon Iver's Justin Vernon apologizes 2 Carles. Has he won the first battle against the Corrupt Indie Machine? (11 comments) |
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Alexis Krauss shows off her BANGIN BOD in GQ Magazine. She truly is 'Sexi Lexi.' (18 comments) |
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"BUZZ BANDS" was a category on Jeopardy. Have BUZZ BANDS crossed over 2 the mnstrm? (15 comments) |
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Tyler the Creator spotted bronoodling with 'this nigga' Kanye West. Are Big Thangs Poppin? (11 comments) |
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Madonna says M.I.A. ruined her show, is 'a stupid teenager' (5 comments) |
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LANAMANIA hits Los Angeles, frenzied fans begin sobbing in Lana Del Rey's presence (36 comments) |
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Bon Iver sounds like dying indie rock on SNL, has mysterious HUGE black teenager in backing band (30 comments) |
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Pitchfork cyberbullies & slutshames Best Coast, calls her an 'inauthentic two-timing sell out panderer' (13 comments) |
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Lana Del Rey sells MAD albums, is officially RICH, FAMOUS, and SUCCESSFUL (12 comments) |
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Hey yall. We did it. We have been around for 100 blog years! Happy blogtennial to us!
To celebrate 1 year of 'real time' and 100 years of 'blog time', I will answer questions about the future and past of HIPSTER RUNOFF.
Please answer the following questions [via cmmnt or email] in order to make HRO a better place
1) What does HRO mean 2 u? What does HRO mean 2 Blogville?
2) What have been some of HRO's better posts?
3) Which posts are ghey/too gimmicky?
4) Should HRO stop blggng?
5) What should HRO do over the next 100 blog years to make it a better/'more authentic' place?
6) BONUS: Create.Your.Own.Question.And.Answer.It
Love yall. Follow yalls blog dreams! N e thing is possible! Impossible is basically nothing on the internet, yall! Ur voice is important and unique, & every1 should hear it! Blog until ur fingertips start to bleed.
This is what it means to be alive.
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QUIT
DON'T QUIT
1. its my alt bible2. minnie3. everything else4. in 2k105. less posts about ms glass, more mmp3 posts and more pics of kute grrls6. Do I wish I was Carles's S.O.?fuk ya bebe
crls;when HRO cumes mainstream and every1 in the bl0giverse reads y0ur shit, ill feel better ab0ut myself kn0wing i read y0u fr0m the beginning//y0u cumplete me HRO4LYFE<3
my alt bible as wellpost more ms glass, no such thing as too much CCless fashionmore lets get vulnerables<3
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1) prfct alt tits.2) prfct alt tits.3) prfct alt tits.4) prfct alt tits.5) prfct alt tits.6) Q: prfct alt tits? A: plz.
1) Used to be funny, but now everyone reads it, so it's not cool anymore. 2) The ghey shit.3) The ghey shit. 4) Yes. 5) Online mass suicides. 6) Where does Carles live? In TX, but not Austin. Therefore, he sucks.
you're not alt, you're mainstream. how do all the lames from school find out about you? were you featured in newsweek or something?you're a prick, man. 'cause you didn't quit when you were ahead, you're going to die and slow and painful death. like you're already 100. you're going to grow lamer and morph into something like stereogum.but at least sterogum doesn't pretend to be alt. so piss off.
1. Laughs2. ALt TItts, Zhit hats.3. Ghey's4. Never5. Move ahead of the times.6. Does Carles ever sleep....NO!!
1) HRO is the Obama of blogs.2) ?3) ?4) ?5) ?6) Q: Who will watch the watchmen? A: HRO will watch the watchmen.
new reader...can't stop, won't stop.keep doin' what you're doin'
POST LESS TITS AND MORE DICK
wait, but weren't you the first blog to ever blog about jousteece back in 1996? i thought you were, that's why i started reading. was i lied to?
if this is ur "alt-bible" ur obvi an entrylvl alt
QUITyo
HRO and the Hipster Runnofs mean to us that no matter how much asshole-ish we think we are, there are always bloggers who are far worse than we.P0ST AB0UT M00RE HISPANIC LESBIANS!
more tampy-slips, less other stuff
more meme
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1. Nothing. It'd a blog.2. mp3 posts. trashed cute girls in shitholes' bathrooms.3. All. You try waayyy to hard.4. American Apparel. You claim to be alt/cool/trendsetter, yet you advertise for global mainstream global brands...5. Stop wanking.6. Why is HRO limited? Because he's american and doesn't know shit about the rest of the world.Very Eclectic.
Since people say u're mainstream now anyways, you can tell them to go fuck themselves and keep getting M0RE AND M0RE RAND0M. S00 RAND0M ya'll. Keep doing what you're doing Crls. Without you I'd actually have to do some work at work.<3<3 HRO
Since i come here everyday it would be nice if you could have links which i can click on and they expand the newest post instead of having to load everything ive already read sort of like what palms out does. nawhattameeen?
all the posts are ghey and gimmicky. isn't that the point?
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post more pingpongnecklace girls
post ur penis carleser
2) buried beneath the intentionally bad grammar there's really intelligent and articulate cultural commentary. I most prefer the posts where you actually say something.3) Everyone loves the tits/dick/vag whatev, but don't go overboard. Have tasteful nudity. Less posts that are all pics, less lame-o remixes.Sorry if I'm to literal/honest.
post something interesting !
MORE TITS LESS DICK
Can blogging be a profession? Does alt=poor? Does rich=mainstream? How long does alt last on the internetz? How long does alt last before it becomes a revenue stream for an apparel company? Figure out how to make $$$ and retire Crls!!!
aren't you Zooey Deschanel, HRO ?
AltBro carcass in alley this morning, stabbed stomach on party pic blogs. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of neon blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the hipsters will drown. The accumulated filth of all their tugjobs and cocaine use will foam up about their waists and all the AZNs and FGGTs will look up and shout "Save us!", and I'll look down and whisper, "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like Steve Aoki, or Pedro Winter. Decent men, who believed in a day's work for a day's banger. Instead they followed the droppings of bloggers and mainstreamers and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into Electro Hell, all those AltBros and DJs and entry-level alts... and all of a sudden, nobody can find a party to go to.
1) a) a sarcastic but refreshing and hilarious commentary on the current blogosphereb) I feel like I'm reading a one-ended IM conversation2) ain't been readin for that long but i ghotta say the Pitchfork/Steve Aoki post looks pretty damn funny, also a few others but youd be better off just reading your "memorable posts" list.3) don't know4) keep providing funny posts5) "Should I read your blog?"- Yes, click the link provided above, although the posts are a bit occasional
hey carlies,i'm totes suppriZed on the lack of comment on the new adbu$ter$ (http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html) issue, care to Xpain?I feel like I have no historical grounding for the rise of alt. bee's knees>>>cool>>>rad>>>alt>>>chumbawumba???? Were the american patriots the first alts (dressing up like indians...throwing shit...wearing powdered wigs?) I need to know my roots carliessssss, help!
Become so popular that my normal coworkers at my REAL JOB bring up HRO between discussions about 'the game' and LOST. I can't relate to anyone at lunch hour :( :( :(
oh! post more gram-clam!!!! I <3 old pussy:************<
post alt tities in bathrooms of chili's
Quit..I stopped coming here months ago
END IT CRLS
1. something to do eveyday when i get home from working on my sociology. hro=kinda important, but not lyke the center2. nip slips, n00ds, green aggs and ham, forever youn alt (could rlly identify), products worth blogging about, blow up sf related posts, porland post3. 2 many remixes! enuff already! santogold related posts, 4. NEVER! BLOG UNTIL YOU DIE (OR REACH AGE 30 AND AUTOMATICALLY BECOME A "Cool Dad"5. more street fashion, more uniqueness, more alt bands, tell more about ur life (use ethos!)6. What kind of n00dz do u want? more sleazy lastnight'sparty esque full n00dz of h0tt13s
what is a meme
carles, my mother blocked hipster runoff from my computer...BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM WORSHIPPING YOU.hipster runoff changed my lifei need YOU ryte now<3<3<3stop blogging and ill be your next (successful) suicide pic.
kill it
ur a caricature of a caricature playing a caricature...End it
Face it, you're the new LOLcats. People will laugh even when they don't really understand. Copycats (LOL!) will appear and undermine everything you have worked for... But, for me, that's what I love about this weblog: the intentional self-neutering/spaying.Never stop. Or do. The internet generation will find something else to laugh at until everyone else laughs at it and the cycle will begin anew. Then we can just chill, get stoned, and watched Planet Earth all day, rolling in massive piles of Internet Money. You've been saving it, right?ALTERNATE POST (RE=MIXXX)U rly shud just(ice) set up a nu-blog thats a G8WHEY comp-pc with WIN3.1 onnit. Then make ur blog upd8s in MSpaint & saves them as .bmps on ur C:/drive. OnlE then will u reach tru alts, K?
OMG typo in my srs part. So embrssd.
MORE GAY.
quit
haha how old is that person that their mom blocked HRO, QUIT!!!!
quit. it's the only way to keep the dream alive
lil alts are the future.the "older folk" will grow up into republicans.keep blgging.
i liked blogs b4 u but i never actually followeda blog..u make my day, i laugh so hard and think ur posts are so true even if it hurts haha keep blogging, i'm sure altzies will keep giving u things to talk about that will make us laugh.<3333333333333
ur a fuck.
How about a commitment to be more authentic? I can see it happening already. "This is what it means to be alive" is an authentic statement. You can't claim otherwise. or just kill it.... but we know thats not going to happen.
it ok carles youre just a man, nt your fault every1 has to hear about you at school/work. wasnt it always your dream to be a famous blg? now you can pursue yr dj career<3post less things that make me think you might be secretly someone i know who is kinda making fun of me under a false name/ nvm dontstop^_^ take caree
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