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I need 2 find a new tshirt that represents my personal brand

I used to wear this shirt a lot when I was in elementary school and none of the other lil alts had free-spirited parents who took them to cutting edge indie films.

But now I’m grown up and I think I want 2 b a little bit more honest with myself.

I remember when I was going through my Linkin Park/wearing black trench coats era, I used 2 wear a shirt like this every day. (I also didn’t wear deodorant & rubbed Hot Pocket grease on to my face).

I kinda wish they had sold this shirt in Hot Topic to more accurately portray my personal brand.

What are some other classic t-shirts?


1. Every one loves a ________ Girl?
a) Mexi
b) AZN
c) whitey
d) Jewish
e) Afrikaans
f) alt
g) entry level mainstreamer alt
h) C.Y.O.Response
i) Blippies
k) Mainstream
l) Crombie
m) depressed so u can take advantage of them & control their self-worth


2. ___________ is my homeboy
a) CRLS
b) my cool dad
c) Stephen Aoker
d) The Justices
e) The French Teenager Band
f) The American Band of Jonas Brothers
g) AZNs
h) those sillie Chinese people who are having that Olympic thingy
i) a party picbro
j) the CEO of Microsoft/Chili’s/Google/Sparks/iPod Computers
k) The Keut Girl in HeartsRevvy/CrystalCastles
l) C.Y.O.Response

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28 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    need to screen CRLS IS MY HOMEBOY shirt asap

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    i’d sport one.

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  3. Octopus Magic
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    COOPER BLACK IS MY HOMEBOY

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  4. Lukas
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    h) my fave was always “ANTI-crombie”. kids who wore those were 2 clever, and wore their convictions rly well.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

    dude, u totally left out the hollisters… well I guess they go on the same boat as the fitchs

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

    I don’t understand, everyone does luv a redhead girl!

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  7. anthony
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    1. alt girl
    2. girl talk is my homeboy. isnt that him on the shirt anyway?

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  8. ruffrawr
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm | Permalink

    http://www.buzzymultimedia.com/dead-girls-dont-say-no-tshirt.html

    post abt bandz like slipknot/mushroomhead

    and those big baggy black pants wit chains n shit on em

    n spiked belts

    and those wierd combed back top ponytail with shaved sides haircutz

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  9. SARAHSPY
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 4:21 pm | Permalink

    im telling you, get on this, start up a little cafepress shop. the 4000 tweens will steal their parents credit cards like whoa for these stellar ideas. get rich already.

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  10. billy white
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 6:14 pm | Permalink

    FAIL

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    ^^
    AGree

    Reply

  12. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 6:49 pm | Permalink

    get rich with a blog, slogan t-shirts and AA ads… or die tryin’

    Reply

  13. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 7:09 pm | Permalink

    who the fuck says like whoa anymore?

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    sarahsappy does

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 7:41 pm | Permalink

    she should change her name to sarahscrappy

    Reply

  16. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 7:48 pm | Permalink

    Who still wears shirts with words on them that aren’t C.Y.O.A. anymore?

    If you insist on words, they should be screened in phosphorescent neon and either in French or Australian languages.

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

    my fav hot topic tee in 9thgrade said “i break things.” i sold it to an entry level mallgoth at a garage sale. R.I.P.

    but srsly, can sum1 make aggy is my homegirl tees?????

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    if you were in elementary school in 2k4 when napoleon came out, i have a hard time putting “authenticity” in anything you say because that means you are like 14 at the oldest..uhhhh

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  19. Anonymous
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 10:37 pm | Permalink

    sarahshappy
    slappysarah
    slaphappysarah
    sarahslappyhappy
    sarahscrappyappy

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  20. Skittles Ferrari
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 1:35 am | Permalink

    For the “______ is my Homeboy” I need to vote H. The Chinese are so pumped about hosting this thingy, yet the rest of the world, and by the rest of the world I mean America, doesn’t even care about the Olympics anymore.

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 1:50 am | Permalink

    the olys are s0000 overrated.
    like china plz

    Reply

  22. Anonymous
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 6:20 am | Permalink

    L) BERNIE MAC

    r.i.p. big guy

    Reply

  23. Anonymous
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 7:00 am | Permalink

    heath is my homeboy

    he died for my nonmovie going sins.

    Reply

  24. Anonymous
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 12:04 pm | Permalink

    CRLS IS MY HOMEBOY.

    Reply

  25. Martijn
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

    Preddy Jarvis Cocker is my homeboy?

    Reply

  26. Anonymous
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 6:09 pm | Permalink

    EVERYONE LOVES AN EASY GIRL
    RONALD MACDONALD IS MY HOME BOY

    Reply

  27. Anonymous
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    alic3 gla55 is my redheaded blonde

    Reply

  28. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:44 pm | Permalink

    Everyone loves a CHILI’S girl, of course.

    Reply

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