I used to wear this shirt a lot when I was in elementary school and none of the other lil alts had free-spirited parents who took them to cutting edge indie films.
But now I’m grown up and I think I want 2 b a little bit more honest with myself.
I remember when I was going through my Linkin Park/wearing black trench coats era, I used 2 wear a shirt like this every day. (I also didn’t wear deodorant & rubbed Hot Pocket grease on to my face).
I kinda wish they had sold this shirt in Hot Topic to more accurately portray my personal brand.
What are some other classic t-shirts?

1. Every one loves a ________ Girl?
a) Mexi
b) AZN
c) whitey
d) Jewish
e) Afrikaans
f) alt
g) entry level mainstreamer alt
h) C.Y.O.Response
i) Blippies
k) Mainstream
l) Crombie
m) depressed so u can take advantage of them & control their self-worth

2. ___________ is my homeboy
a) CRLS
b) my cool dad
c) Stephen Aoker
d) The Justices
e) The French Teenager Band
f) The American Band of Jonas Brothers
g) AZNs
h) those sillie Chinese people who are having that Olympic thingy
i) a party picbro
j) the CEO of Microsoft/Chili’s/Google/Sparks/iPod Computers
k) The Keut Girl in HeartsRevvy/CrystalCastles
l) C.Y.O.Response




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need to screen CRLS IS MY HOMEBOY shirt asap
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i’d sport one.
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COOPER BLACK IS MY HOMEBOY
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h) my fave was always “ANTI-crombie”. kids who wore those were 2 clever, and wore their convictions rly well.
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dude, u totally left out the hollisters… well I guess they go on the same boat as the fitchs
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I don’t understand, everyone does luv a redhead girl!
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1. alt girl
2. girl talk is my homeboy. isnt that him on the shirt anyway?
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http://www.buzzymultimedia.com/dead-girls-dont-say-no-tshirt.html
post abt bandz like slipknot/mushroomhead
and those big baggy black pants wit chains n shit on em
n spiked belts
and those wierd combed back top ponytail with shaved sides haircutz
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im telling you, get on this, start up a little cafepress shop. the 4000 tweens will steal their parents credit cards like whoa for these stellar ideas. get rich already.
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FAIL
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^^
AGree
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get rich with a blog, slogan t-shirts and AA ads… or die tryin’
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who the fuck says like whoa anymore?
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sarahsappy does
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she should change her name to sarahscrappy
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Who still wears shirts with words on them that aren’t C.Y.O.A. anymore?
If you insist on words, they should be screened in phosphorescent neon and either in French or Australian languages.
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my fav hot topic tee in 9thgrade said “i break things.” i sold it to an entry level mallgoth at a garage sale. R.I.P.
but srsly, can sum1 make aggy is my homegirl tees?????
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if you were in elementary school in 2k4 when napoleon came out, i have a hard time putting “authenticity” in anything you say because that means you are like 14 at the oldest..uhhhh
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sarahshappy
slappysarah
slaphappysarah
sarahslappyhappy
sarahscrappyappy
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For the “______ is my Homeboy” I need to vote H. The Chinese are so pumped about hosting this thingy, yet the rest of the world, and by the rest of the world I mean America, doesn’t even care about the Olympics anymore.
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the olys are s0000 overrated.
like china plz
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L) BERNIE MAC
r.i.p. big guy
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heath is my homeboy
he died for my nonmovie going sins.
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CRLS IS MY HOMEBOY.
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Preddy Jarvis Cocker is my homeboy?
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EVERYONE LOVES AN EASY GIRL
RONALD MACDONALD IS MY HOME BOY
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alic3 gla55 is my redheaded blonde
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Everyone loves a CHILI’S girl, of course.
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