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Is there such thing as being ‘post-post-post-fashionable’?


I know that u can be post-anything, but I think this guy is post-post-post-fashionable. Does that defy the laws of logic? Does society have room for a philosophical space to exist that can handle some one that post-transcends fashion?

This bro is post-post-post-fashionable because of his:

  • modern wedge haircut
  • free spirited cargo shorts
  • drawstring instead of belt
  • clog-ish sandals
  • white socks
  • wearing socks with sandals
  • post-metrosexual laptop bag (probably containing a non-Mac laptop)
  • a non-functional wrap around the waist
  • a conceptual Oxford button-down shirt
  • a post-post-conceptual clean shaven face

I am just so intrigued by fashion, and what it all means, and how it links to your personal brand. It’s kind of like when u r a kid, and u buy a baseball cap of ur favourite team (this also applies to high school dropouts who listen to rap).

[Photo by The Style Scout]

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15 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    bet this guy looks all kinds of amazing when taking a shit

    srsly place bets now you guys

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    i bet he smokes marlboro lights to be post post post ironic.

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    wearing a brandless cap is also kinda like being poor and black and eating at the soup kitchen

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm | Permalink

    this guy is on fashion crack someone stop him before he makes any other obscene men’s fashion failures “cool” if that is even appropriate here.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    i heard from a close friend that she met carles at a party and he took her home and titty fucked her and then left her and said he’d call her tomorrow

    he never called because he didn’t have her number

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    omg WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE??!~?!?

    -these titties need some–

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  7. Carey
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 5:23 pm | Permalink

    it looks like hes wearing a designer kimono

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm | Permalink

    I want that Prada bag.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    i miss the dayz when wearing the same smelly baseball cap everyday was socially acceptable. life was so much simpler back then :(

    for a subculture that's supposed to be all about being 'authentic' & 'zany,' sometimes hipsterdom can seem like a competition :'(

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  10. KIDS GOT THE DISCO BLOGGERS
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    um, he’s fucking wearing brown shoes with black shorts and every other accessory he has is black. this is totally gross and against the immutable laws of fashion.

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  11. RickRossTheBoss
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    Hey Carles, I have some valuable info on alt-going-mainstream: I happened to be watching TV (BET) and who comes on the TV but Jermaine Dupri! And what is he wearing but Child Predator glasses! Does this mean that child predator glasses have gone from alt to mainstream? Or did it skip mainstream and go straight to alt-rap? Jermaine Dupri does advertise prepaid cellphones, that’s got to be mainstream right?

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    He definitely has a Mac in there. A laptop bag like that on a dude like that guarantees it, I don’t care how exponentially “post” he is.

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    yes it is

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  14. jeff
    Posted August 25, 2008 at 1:35 am | Permalink

    if his legs were hairieryer he wouls sooooooooo be tha dope

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  15. fatty mc flockofseaguls
    Posted August 25, 2008 at 1:44 am | Permalink

    sick

    Reply

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