The world can agree that Kute AZN girls are the world’s #1 utilizers of ‘too many kute, nonfunctional, bright, plastic accessories.’ It’s just weird that 2 of these Eastern European girls ended up with the inner-spirits of AZNs.
If they aren’t secret AZNs, the only other explanation could be that they walked through a CLAIRES with some sort of magnet that attracts plastic accessories to your body.
But I don’t really know how to explain the rainbow coloured slinky bracelets. I wonder if they made those themselves, or if they just purchased slinkies and used tools to convert them into bracelets.
Excessive clips in your hair = the new American Appy headband on female entry level alts?
[Photos by Just Glitter Lust]
How 2 know u might be an inner AZN:
-the colour scheme of your clothes has more than 4.5 colours
-u have some sort of cartoon character up on u
-u have a bag that is filled with more accessories/cartoon characters
-u wear more than 3 different patterns
-ur bracelets and necklaces are generally interchangeable
-ur parents don’t ‘get’ u or just think ur ‘going through a phase’, but they secretly resent u for being a weirdo who can’t walk into a Chili’s without getting stared at, but u make pretty good grades, so they don’t complain.
-u listen 2 shitty music that was the soundtrack to some sort of anime epic tale
-if u were a work of art, an art critic would say that u ‘transcend the concept of a rainbow’
-when u see the world, u see everything in anime
-u use azn emoticons
^-^ 0.o
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._. the fag nigger
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FAIL.
butto keep in asian fashion i’d bukkake the one on the bottom.
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i hate white people. post more about post-alts.
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White people stealing another culture’s fashion and trends again.
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AZNs see life in wide screen.duh
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it’s not stealing it’s “cultural manifest destiny”
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//////////Reply by ela
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@Anonymous, LOL
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Classic post!
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You forgot to add: Pseudo AZN = obsessed with Tokidoki. I should know.
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do they have friends?
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dont post pics of girls that i cant even pretend are 18
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why are you blogging about 12 year olds
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I love eastern European porn gals.
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they’re just getting ready for the global sex trade
p.s. whoever thinks this post is enjoyable = cunt
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http://www.thecultureofme.com/photos/purplecrushblogparty/img_5816.html
is that the original kreepie in the middle in the back of this pic?
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“I wonder if they made those themselves, or if they just purchased slinkies and used tools to convert them into bracelets.”
Are you fucking joking? Dumb bloggers are dumb yo.
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Another case of Japanese fashion gone bad.
Dunno, decora is so much better on black hair and pale skin. Brings out the obnoxious colors, yo.
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“..when “wacky” is the main word used to describe my music, it fucking kills me. So much of the music ISN’T wacky but gets overlooked because it’s easier to mention a looping cartoon sample or a silly t-shirt then to mention the interplay between two sine waves. And getting pigeonholed sucks shit. Words like “wacky” or “quirky” are different than a band being called emo or indie or new wave or hardcore. While those words also describe the attitude and nature of band, to me, those words aren’t as destructive or at times condescending. “Wacky” quickly turns into “goof ball,” into “man-child,” into “stupid,” which turns into a public that doesn’t take the music seriously.”
DD
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rofl at 6:39 anon
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Just… no. No.
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this is what happens when white kids forget to take their ADD meds
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this is what my shit looks like when i eat too much fruity pebbles (the alt trix)
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my ex-girlfriend was one of these.
maaaaan was it fuckin awesome.
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WEEABOOOOOOOO
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i get where you’re coming from these days etc. although having a couple of big goat/camel/llama balls resting under your chin is trying WAY too hard.
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prsnly i think these girls are alter than most alts because they have
1. dared to stick to only one concise personal lifestyle brand at such a young age
2. slinky bracelets taken srsly
3. 2k10 is gonna be ALL about ironic azn retro
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Come to daddy……
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Thank all the white fashion designers…since how could you steal a style from one when it was the white fashion designers who brought you in the 90″s your gangsta clothes???…
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