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Mainstream = Alt: Thinkpiece #2

Title: Feist–Maybe She Wuz Never Alt? (iPod nano)
Created: Fall 2009

This has been part of Mainstream=Alt (an eArt Gallery presented by the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF).

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26 Comments

  1. hipsterdouchebag
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 2:44 am | Permalink

    lykke li = feist

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    today “i feel it all” by feist was playing in menard’s (a home improvement store).

    but they also had a doormat that said “HAPPY FALL Y’ALL” with a smiling scarecrow on it, so maybe menard’s is just really alt.

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 3:07 am | Permalink

    your failure reminds me of when i thought Aly & AJ were indie when their CD didn't sell

    but in the end they denounced evolution and turned 16 superbly

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  4. Champagne
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 3:46 am | Permalink

    Mushaboom was the shit

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 3:58 am | Permalink

    yeah i almost want to believe that feist was looking to go mainstream all along.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 4:24 am | Permalink

    whoever thinks the following are alt:

    feist, arcade fire, justice, MGMT, the ting tings, daft punk, bloc party, radiohead, van she, M.I.A….

    you are not alt. at all. and probably never will be.

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 4:47 am | Permalink

    ^^
    i think you need to upgrade your HYPEMACHINE to the 2008 version.

    you are not alt.

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 4:54 am | Permalink

    all yall
    you guys are 2 alt 4 me
    I would rather tip toe into mstrm
    and enjoy my bbq in the backyard

    but did anyof ya’ll read that MSTRKFRTFT interview on discodust. or whatever blog it was.. what an ass. after you read that interview you will most def. def. feel that there is not a more mnstrm remix/production crew than MSTRKRKTFERS. to me, their line of thinking is more mnstrm than any other. I want to punch him in the face

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 5:06 am | Permalink

    MANARRRRRDDDZ!

    so alt.

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 5:26 am | Permalink

    MoMA, the future of contemp art is here !

    Reply

  11. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 5:52 am | Permalink

    You’re so mainstream Carles.
    HRO Site Analysis

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 6:17 am | Permalink

    hipster runoff makes my perception on the world fucking horrible. who gives a shit if someone might be alt or mainstream or if they wear american apparel obviously shallow bloggers who have their head shoved up their ass.

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    FIEST IS SO ALT. SHE LIKES CHOKING HERSELF. AKA HATES HER LIFE. AKA. FEELS UNACCEPTED. AKA. WANTS TO DIE. AKA. WILL FUCK ANYONE AKA. DIKES DICK IN HER MOUTH. AKA. WANTS TO DRINK A BUCKET FULL OF CUM.

    I <3 THE FEIST AND i WANT TO CUM IN HER EYES AND I THINK SHE OWULD NOT MIND

    LOVE THE FISTS WHO CARES IF SHE IS ALT OR NOT.

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  14. tandy shand
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 6:29 am | Permalink

    ^ I certainly don’t give a shit, and my head is definitely not in my ass, as I have diarrhea right now, but it’s still a good read. This ‘Carles’ charachter is no dummy.
    And I like “Lover’s Spit (both versions)” So fuck it.

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  15. Joe Castagna
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 6:35 am | Permalink

    is this a kroped Last Nights Party pic of fiest trying to kill her self topless?? If so, I want the whole thing so I can have a good tug to it.

    i gets off to girls topless killing themselves yah know, who doesn’t???

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 7:24 am | Permalink

    holy shit, thanks 12:52 am. now i know why carles’ ‘universal message’ and humor is met with such consistent belligerent and dumb comments: 74.8% american? intelligence doesn’t stand a chance.

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  17. feist fan club
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 8:45 am | Permalink

    feist is so mnstrm now its actually alt-tastic to say you like her.

    i <3 feist

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  18. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 8:59 am | Permalink

    as per caption “worst ‘pop song’ of last decade”

    what is the best ‘pop song’ of said decade?

    let’s get vulnerable…

    carles’s…

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  19. Champagne
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    Duh it’s either Put That Pussy On Me
    or Bros

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  20. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

    Feist never was alt.

    Sorry, ya’ll.

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  21. andrew
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 2:00 pm | Permalink

    the 1-2-3-4 song is MAD annoying, and was the first time i heard it.

    i don’t know if feist is alt or mainstream, but her music is wack no matter what, so who cares?

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 3:26 pm | Permalink

    who cares who’s alt or not, Feist is hot.

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 4:35 pm | Permalink

    Anon @ 11:24
    “whoever thinks the following are alt:
    feist, arcade fire, justice, MGMT, the ting tings, daft punk, bloc party, radiohead, van she, M.I.A….
    you are not alt. at all. and probably never will be.”

    AMEN
    I tell people this all the damn time. My sister listens to the bands listed but she still refuses to accept the fact that she is MNSTRM. She really, truly thinks she is Alt.
    so pathetic.

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted August 19, 2008 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    fuk u

    Reply

  25. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 1:02 am | Permalink

    Feist wuz on Good Morning America a couple weeks ago playing in Bryant or Central Park while Diane Sawyer and Robin Roberts were dancing on stage with her. How’z that for mainstream?

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  26. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 9:01 am | Permalink

    “whoever thinks the following are alt:

    feist, arcade fire, justice, MGMT, the ting tings, daft punk, bloc party, radiohead, van she, M.I.A….

    you are not alt. at all. and probably never will be.”

    If you dress like justice for halloween, you’re certainly NOT alt either.

    Reply

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