Hey yall,
I know yall loved the coverage I had about the time Justice made leather jackets for inauthentic alts to wear.
So I wanted to start blggng more abt when musicians create fashion lines. I just think it’s really beautiful when an artist has this image/aesthetic/target market, and they get their fan base to love them so much that they want to ‘dress how the songz sound’. I know that when I put on my Justice jacket, I look how a banger sounds. It’s basically the same as walking around with a boombox that is playing “D.A.N.C.E.” without all of the noise.
Sheryl Crow: She’s a free-spirited icon for white people who all they want to do is have some fun/soak up the sun/other catchy chorus-able, vague positive-sounding activities.
N e ways… I am thinking of buying clothes from Sheryl Crow’s new fashion line for ‘my tacky white trash GF who usually buys keut WalMart clothes and thinks these clothes will make her a more interesting person when she goes out with her girls to drink Coors Lite. I will also buy her a GREATEST HITS cd by SherCrow and tickets to a live show in order for her to have a 360 degree experience when it comes to being one with SherCrow.’
Is having a fashion line the final step for ‘becoming a lifestyle brand‘? (A ‘fashion line’ can be as simple as making a few interesting/kyeut t-shirts)
Do people still want to ‘dress like rock stars’? I feel like people should want to dress like ‘it girls’, miscellaneous reality TV stars (proj runway), or characters from Wes Anderson movies. It’s also okay when people want to dress like the Joker.
N e ways… here is Sheryl Crow’s fashion line
If u buy this leather vest, will u automatically be able to play the guitar?
Are these jeans skinny enuff 4 u?
Remember when Sheryl Crow looked broke before she got plastic surgery/got hammied by Lance Armstrong.
Does banging Lance Armstrong make you more or less alt?
“One of the coolest songs I have ever heard, I was just talking to somebody about it today. Have you ever heard of the band Death Cab for Cutie? Their new single is one of the most kick-ass songs I have heard in a long time. It’s called ‘I Will Possess Your Heart’ and it’s eight and a half minutes long, it’s so bad-ass.”
—Lance Armstrong
This song is an 8 minute long anthem made for ‘people who have been in real love–not the fake kind’.
[fashion line via idolator]
[Lance Armstrong FGGT quote via GVBtumblr]
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22 Comments
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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could an alt celeb have a fragrance? what would it smell like?
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fuck lance armstrong.
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“Here’s some bullshit I can write about while I read Perez Hilton and tug to aggy bikini pics. Those FGGTs won’t know the difference.”
—-Carles
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Whats the appoint of abbreviating FAGGOTS as FGGTS? Can’t afford a vowel?
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I can’t believe Livestrong is/was fucking the Olsen Twins!
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booooooooooooooooooo you fucking suck
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i think carles is very funny. and i h8 white trash ppl. i have to putz my white trash (xtended) family in my myspace top 48 and it alwayz kills my hipster cred.
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@ 12:06 PM
Whts the pnt of cmmntng whn u c\n’t cwnt?
vwls r 4 mnstrm.fggts
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ur writing about SHERYL CROW’s fashion line when not a word has been said about MIA’s “webstore comin soon” fashion video?
shame, carles. SHAME.
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WTFFF SHERYL CROW? who’s next, SHANIA TWAIN? FAITH HILL?
COUNTRY BUMPKIN RUNOFF
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dude please make ur posts smaller, i’ve only been looking at the pictures for the past week
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fucking lance armstrong doesn’t effect your alt-cred. it just means you settle for less b/c he’s only got one testicle and doped so much his dick shriveled up small enough to fit in one of the olsen twins. fucking fabian cancellara on the other hand gives you MAXALT-cred.
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fuck sheryl crow.
mary kate is alt.
why don’t you blog about her?
oops i used vowels i guess that makes me mnstrm.
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I don’t have an opinion either way about DCFC but that song was barf.
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that death cab song is soooo not radio-worthy.
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I laughed so hard at Lancy's quote. Trust that I'm picking up that leather vest, bcuz all i wnna do is have fun. Why do above cmmtrz have subtle hate 4 the runnoff? You keep cuming back tho. I <3 Carles.
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Sheryl Crow = not authentic. EVER.
Death Cab. I know people still like them, but why now? Their ‘new album’ was not fantastic. Psh.
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@11:53 every music blog blogged about this to make fun of sheryl crow but carles is the only one who made me LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
@12:06 kp rdng hro t wll ll strt mkng sns sn enf
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Addicted 2 Carles Hilton 4 lyfe.
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lance armstrong is an alien. that’s very alt!
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no! lance armstrong sucks the alt out of everyone!
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