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Monitoring Zany Hats/Head Gear


Why r u wearing that sillie hat?
a) u just got braces & ur orthodontist is making you wear custom headgear
b) ur trying to 'find urself'
c) u have 'olympic fever' so u made a multiple sport helmet
d) u were recently injured at a rock show involving the band The Justices
e) u hate bros in RCRD Hats, so u want to do something a little bit more individualistic
f) a Pandemonium of AZNs (Parrot humor)
g) the headgear provides him with an authentic force field that keeps entry-level alts from talking to him
h) He wanted to outdo the Gift Hat bro
i) He wanted to outdo discoball hat bro
j) Choose.Your.Own.Response

[Photo by Cobrasnk]

Comments

cheeeleeees's picture

j) that's the new birthday hat from chili's

Anonymous's picture

HAHAHAHA birthday hat.j) its post modern alien shit.

Anonymous's picture

what fggt parties are all these ppl with sillie hats attending? i nevr see any wacky hats at the parties i go 2. am i out of the loop?

Anonymous's picture

yes.

Anonymous's picture

That's a pretty kafkaesque hat, bro

Anonymous's picture

j) is that the louvre pyramid on his head?

badkharmala's picture

RCRD HTS/ PRFCT LT BRSTS/ JOUSTEECE/ CHILIS/ APPY/ YALL/ PDPHL GLSSS/ SHTTRSHDS/ PRSNL BRND (meme humor)

marigoldumbrella's picture

his head is inside the hypercube

Anonymous's picture

how do you even get legitimately drunk in that? what if mainstreamers or ghetto minorities happen to stumble upon you throwing up in a back alley? fckn fggt.

Thom's picture

He's an ultra fan of Richard O'Brian's Crystal Maze Gameshow. Clearly.

Anonymous's picture

Z0MG ITZ THE DAFT PUNK TRIANGLE ARR

Anonymous's picture

I thought I had read "photo by Cobraskank".lol.

Anonymous's picture

I saw this fggt. He was at 2 many djs at the vanguard last tuesday. I saw him and thought "lol c u on hro"

Anonymous's picture

where is the WallE-related alt stuff ?

Anonymous's picture

dudei thought HRO would like to see sum pix of thht amm appl porn modelhere u gohttp://www.dailycuties.com/redhead/0801/18/p1g32.html

Anonymous's picture

j) He was coked out of his skull and fell in a dumpster.

Anonymous's picture

lookee at the hippy in the background with the pornstach and bell bottoms.is hippy the new alt? and should i like patchouli?SHIT! I thought I had just found myself. I need to search harder.

Lucas's picture

OMG don't you realize what is happening!!! The MNSTRM polize are testing out face traps on susceptible alts. However will he be able to consume PBR and apply burtz chappy.

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