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NAME THAT ALT CELEB LOOKALIKE


Hints:

  • He has zany music videos in front of blue screens (before MGMT did it)
  • He usually just pretends to play music on stage while bellowing into a microphone with a bunch of FX
  • He looks sort of like a child predator with a free-spirited personal brand, as opposed to a ‘down to business’ person brand.
  • He often plays to crowds of entry-level alts as they stand around his table, shimmying and shaking to the sounds of his post-electronic music.
  • He is bald.
  • He was offered the opportunity to go on the Subway diet, but he turned it down in order to stay authentic–he uses his image & body as a thinkpiece to represent ‘the collective health of Americans in the fast food era.’

WHO IS IT?
THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST GETS A $50 GIFT CARD TO THE CHILI’S OUTLET OF YOUR CHOICE.

[Photo by Neon Sleep]

Been on n e effective diets lately?



Don’t starve yalls selves.

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71 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    dj khaled?

    Reply

  2. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    aquaduct

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 2:15 pm | Permalink

    that annoying guy from LCD Soundsystem?

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    dan deacon

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    Either Dan Deacon or my uncle Ross.

    Reply

  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    Stevie Aokie

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    the fat guy in hot chip?

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    Alexis Taylor you bitches

    Reply

  9. shirtdress
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    Dan Deacon!!!!

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm | Permalink

    dan deacon’s even ALT-er bro who is so alt celeb he’s not celeb at all

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm | Permalink

    david brent

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  12. Hiemann Lee
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    hot chick

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    i think this guy is playing altstreamcore music. it’s mostly like MGMT meets Kanye meets the rabbit from donnie darko/brokeback of persia

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  14. adamson
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    vegetarianism is always effective :D

    Reply

  15. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:42 pm | Permalink

    Man Boobs?

    Reply

  16. Doinwork.com
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    OH SNAP!!

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    I have no idea I just really really want 2 go 2 Chilli’s!!!!

    Reply

  18. djcrabhat
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    atom and his package

    Reply

  19. lalalisa
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 3:59 pm | Permalink

    dan deacon of course. this post is also tagged w/ his name…

    Reply

  20. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 4:07 pm | Permalink

    phil colins?

    Reply

  21. Champagne
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 4:08 pm | Permalink

    It kinda looks like the spawn of Hotchip child predtor and Dan Deacon or basically Hotchip dood if he got fat.

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 4:13 pm | Permalink

    STEPHAN BODZIN!

    Reply

  23. xavier
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    gaspard

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  24. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    I don’t care what Chrlz says, Dan Deacon is the Shit

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  25. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 4:47 pm | Permalink

    http://hipsterdouchebag.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/img_0261.jpg

    Reply

  26. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm | Permalink

    moby

    tonyley2@gmail.com

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  27. RICHARD
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    OMG ITS DISASTERADIO AKA LUKE ROWELL

    ZOMG LLOL

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    dan deacon.
    it’s tagged as dan deacon.
    can i go to chilis now?

    Reply

  29. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm | Permalink

    lol @ entry-level cmmnts

    hipster runoff = the new real life

    Reply

  30. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    that looks way more like OH SNAP!! than dan deacon. also crls is bitter he’s never seen dan’s live show.

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  31. JetEngineJesus
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    moby

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  32. CHARLie'S
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:36 pm | Permalink

    definitely moby !

    Reply

  33. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

    John Goodman. Did I win? Huh?

    Reply

  34. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 5:50 pm | Permalink

    Dan Deacon looks much moar like an alien IRL. He’s all out of proportion, like they made him in photoshop.

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  35. MattyMatt
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    It looks like Ricky Gervais.

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  36. Sherri
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    one time i convinced dan deacon to party in a small hotel room two friends and i were sharing. i begged the hotel clerk to let us have the jacuzzi suit and he took me to go see it, like we could switch rooms if i sexually please him. he was a 40 yr old middle eastern man, i did not please. we played arcade games and built a fort in the regular size hotel room. dan deacon’s tshirt was hanging in the bathroom and the smell of it was thick and ugly. he slept in the bed with my friend. in the morning he was getting cute with her and slurply sounds. i couldn’t fall back asleep, i continued to lie there and think about life. i heard my friend whisper “i have to pee” and then her footsteps to the bathroom. flush.

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  37. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    looks like david brent

    Reply

  38. The Bridal Shower
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 6:38 pm | Permalink

    Def john goodman

    Reply

  39. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 6:59 pm | Permalink

    Casiotone for the Painfully Alone

    Reply

  40. Pow
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 7:28 pm | Permalink

    …dj donna summer! esta mas gordooo y se ve mas camionero que nunk! y lo de chillis i went to tony romas last sunday so…

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  41. Zerblogger
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 7:31 pm | Permalink

    I heard Atkins lost ALOT of weight.

    Reply

  42. Anonymous
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    I used to have Dan’s digits, he thought he had left his phone at a McDonalds somewhere between (Dallas?) and here(h-town), and since I was standing there I let him use my phone to call his, and then creepily saved the number. I unfortunately dropped that phone in a toilet a couple months ago when I had to take an alt-piss.

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  43. jnuh (superchunk090@Hotmail.com)
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 8:14 pm | Permalink

    Dan Deacon

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  44. The GIN 2 Team
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    Richard is right. That’s luke aka Disateradio……And not its not the fat guy from Hot chip. In fact Luke from Disateradio can Electrify circles around them Hot Chip Boys!

    http://www.myspace.com/disasteradio

    You see, while you hipster folk were super busy sucking the tit of Australia’s music scene, you forgot a little ole place called New Zealand, which has a melting pot of cultures, a television station for its native Maoris, and some of the best musical talent ever!!!!!

    And you can thank us for bringing Pip Brown to your attention!!!

    Oh and fat hipsters need love too!

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  45. boringboringboring
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    Tim Fite. For sure.

    Reply

  46. Steve
    Posted August 14, 2008 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

    marcus fizer

    Reply

  47. DISASTERADIO
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 12:00 am | Permalink

    uh

    what

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  48. mallory
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 12:28 am | Permalink

    omgz i have so much indi3 credz because at this girltalk show i totally tried on dan deacons sillie child predator glasses and he told me i looked c00t. im so hipz.

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  49. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 12:44 am | Permalink

    Oh SNAP! – baby

    Reply

  50. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 1:20 am | Permalink

    is this blog run by young conservatives or people who hate being alive?

    Reply

  51. rmmbr when some anon
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    "lol @ entry-level cmmnts

    hipster runoff = the new real life"

    SRSLY!!!!!!!!!!<<<333

    Reply

  52. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 4:03 am | Permalink

    devo!

    Reply

  53. dwight pudding
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 5:36 am | Permalink

    †justice†?

    Reply

  54. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 7:30 am | Permalink

    fat version of alexis from ‘the hot chips’?

    Reply

  55. mattatat
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 7:50 am | Permalink

    Disasteradio is next level awesomes. Wreckognize.

    Reply

  56. Charlie
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 8:04 am | Permalink

    DISASTERADIO!!!

    HEEEEEEEEEE

    hes so cool!!
    we love him so much

    Reply

  57. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    I cant beleive ur still here..juss goin thru the motions eh?

    Reply

  58. richard
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 10:12 am | Permalink

    one of the best days of my life was when i ate KFC with disasteradio. life changing quarter pack for sure

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  59. mark love
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    Disasteradio is great! It’s cool to see an NZer here on hipsterunoff, kudos sir!

    Reply

  60. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    everyone who didn’t know it was dan deacon is stupid as hell. unless they were trying to be ironic, then LOL!

    Reply

  61. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    christopher cross

    Reply

  62. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

    Casiotone.

    Reply

  63. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 8:49 pm | Permalink

    thats my mom, jerk

    Reply

  64. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 9:36 pm | Permalink

    Ed Schrader.

    Reply

  65. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    @August 15, 2008 11:50 AM

    of course we are trying to be ironic. is it ur first time here? its in the fucking TAGS.

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  66. Alex
    Posted August 16, 2008 at 12:04 am | Permalink

    Disasteradio or D-RAD.

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  67. Blair
    Posted August 16, 2008 at 1:58 am | Permalink

    Hahah. I like this whole “It’s Dan Deacon!” thing going on. Disasteradio as.

    Reply

  68. Anonymous
    Posted August 16, 2008 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    the chick from gossip

    Reply

  69. Anonymous
    Posted August 17, 2008 at 12:23 am | Permalink

    its luke alright; but he’s not bald??!

    Reply

  70. Claire
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 10:42 pm | Permalink

    Disaster radio is having my love child…

    Reply

  71. Anonymous
    Posted August 24, 2008 at 9:15 pm | Permalink

    yo fool its danger
    fosho

    Reply

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