Yall, it seems like lately all of the best alt-clothing is coming from thrift stores that are located on Indian Reservations. Modern alts are doing their best to fuse the electro era with ‘bein a zany Indian.’
[The Friend Attack]
U can see this broad could have helped Lewis & Clark discover Portland with her Pocahontas moccasins. (is it still alt 2 wear flannel, or is that a lil bit too 2k7.6?) [BONUS LOST TOURIST COUPLE IN THE BACKGROUND]
[The Style Scout]
Lately I’ve been going to a lot of fabric stores to buy Indian-ish prints to make zany pants out of. Native Americans do a lot of natural drugs and end up seeing minimalist, yet zany patterns.
[Hel Looks]
Are yall going to buy stock in Native Americans soon, or is the economy 2 fragile right now?
How far will u go 2 commit to this trend?




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Hipsters right now are at risk of extinction. Wise and progressive HS we are risking to be wiped out during the electro-wars by the swarming AZNs and the technologically advance middle-easterners.
Just like it happened to the indians after they were wiped out by protoss and zerg.
I believe that such a fashion trend commits us to a very important truth that must be heard by everyone.
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the great protoss cleansing of 98 was something we could ALL learn from.
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gee, why dont you just keep giving us post after post PACKED with ugly people carles?
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so basically as an alt bro if you want to get into these girls pants you can dress as a pilgrim and be knee deep in chubby pussy
much like the og pilgrims
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starcraft jokes are retro and nostalgic.
Totes ‘lectro.
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I’m wearing my headdress out tonight.
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n0 STARCRAFT references
plz
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NTV AMRCNz= Post AZIA AZNs
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STARCRAFT = AZNs national game.
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ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NO
COUNTERSTRIKE = ICELANDIC NATIONAL GAME
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OMG i live in New Mexico and if I see 1 more indian inspired anything I’ll puke…..p.s.
GAMERS = NATION OF LOSERS
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3v3 UNLIMITED REZOURCES INTRODUCED ELECTRO WARS TO MAINSTR3AM.
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BIG GAME HUNT3R INSPIRED MSTRKRFT
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NTV AMRCNZ are BALLIN
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this post and all its comments fail
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hahaaa. henrik vibskov. denmark used to own iceland, but now their on their own. this is their heritage…
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u can’t use 18k8, it’s dumb
it should b 1k808 or 18c8
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indian prints have been in for a while now i think you should be more alt cuz you should kno this rightt??
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that cool grandpa is pickin his nose in photo 2 :D
picking ur nose makes a comeback as all us alts try to retain our childhoods?
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