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Orange U Kinda Keut!

[GINGER ALERT] (possibly NSFW if u work in an anti-ginger environment)

[Photo by JustGlitterLust]

My favourite part about fashion is that it is a word that describes when people wear clothes. That means every1 is fashionable, kind of like that one party pix site (everyoneisfamous.com). It doesn't matter who u r or what u look like, u have the ability to put on clothes. Life is beautiful, yall.

Whether u r young or old, u can put on clothes and have dreams of being fashion blogged about. There is hope for every1. Let's start watching Project Runway every week and think seriously about attending design school in a major metropolitan area.

Which of the following is true about old people?
a) they don't know what the internet is
b) they think cameras can capture souls when they take ur pic
c) they don't believe in homosexuality
d) they call blogs 'websites'
e) they call websites 'internet explorer pages'
f) they only eat in buffet-style restaurants
g) they demand excessive service at restaurants
h) they will be eliminated in the electro wars
i) Choose.Your.Own.Response

[The Street Walker]

Comments

Anonymous's picture

old people are bad tippers, but their style is unmatched.

claudia's picture

g and h are definitely true. My grandma is a terrorist on msn so I don't use it anymore.

claudia's picture

btw, where are you from? Carles is a catalonian name...

baconeggsandbiscuits's picture

i) they will be used to harvest organs/purses in the electro wars.

Anonymous's picture

what is The IndieClick Network and are you a part of it

Anonymous's picture

making fun of old people now? have you run out of BLKs, AZNs, and MXCNs?

Anonymous's picture

everyone gets their turn, that's freedom fries for ya...

Anonymous's picture

DJ grandMom Jeans

Anonymous's picture

eewwww people get old? yuck.

Anonymous's picture

i'm going to have to go with choice: h) they will be eliminated in the electro wars

Anonymous's picture

ya, elimination in electro wars it is. i mean why risk putting our alt-est on the front lines- we need someone left to teach the future generations about our meaningful/vulnerable existence.

Anonymous's picture

i) so you work in a restaurant? har!har!har!

schmancy's picture

ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU HAVE ARMS?!?!?! where are ginger's?!!!

Anonymous's picture

I'm so scared about the electro wars. I heard that France and Australia have huge stockpiles of bangers... Stop BMD proliferation yall.Furthermore intel suggests that Ableton technology has spread across the entire AZN subcontinent, with young kids as young as 14, indoctrinated by bearded ideologues, now able to mix bangers *in as little as 45 minutes*.

Anonymous's picture

"My favourite part about fashion is that it is a word that describes when people wear clothes."lol irl

butter team's picture

in the electro wars, robot DJs will use old people's medication for fuel, so. better call wilford and get electro insurance now

Nicole's picture

Hhaha the orange girl is me! I have blond hair now haha.
To answer the person's question about my arms...they are behind my back.
If you want to see more of me go to my blog http://fashionforestry.blogspot.com

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