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Orange U Kinda Keut!

[GINGER ALERT] (possibly NSFW if u work in an anti-ginger environment)

[Photo by JustGlitterLust]

My favourite part about fashion is that it is a word that describes when people wear clothes. That means every1 is fashionable, kind of like that one party pix site (everyoneisfamous.com). It doesn’t matter who u r or what u look like, u have the ability to put on clothes. Life is beautiful, yall.

Whether u r young or old, u can put on clothes and have dreams of being fashion blogged about. There is hope for every1. Let’s start watching Project Runway every week and think seriously about attending design school in a major metropolitan area.

Which of the following is true about old people?
a) they don’t know what the internet is
b) they think cameras can capture souls when they take ur pic
c) they don’t believe in homosexuality
d) they call blogs ‘websites’
e) they call websites ‘internet explorer pages’
f) they only eat in buffet-style restaurants
g) they demand excessive service at restaurants
h) they will be eliminated in the electro wars
i) Choose.Your.Own.Response

[The Street Walker]

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17 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 1:22 pm | Permalink

    old people are bad tippers, but their style is unmatched.

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  2. claudia
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 1:53 pm | Permalink

    g and h are definitely true. My grandma is a terrorist on msn so I don’t use it anymore.

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  3. claudia
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 2:06 pm | Permalink

    btw, where are you from? Carles is a catalonian name…

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  4. baconeggsandbiscuits
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 2:11 pm | Permalink

    i) they will be used to harvest organs/purses in the electro wars.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    what is The IndieClick Network and are you a part of it

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    making fun of old people now? have you run out of BLKs, AZNs, and MXCNs?

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  7. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    everyone gets their turn, that’s freedom fries for ya…

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 3:28 pm | Permalink

    DJ grandMom Jeans

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    eewwww people get old? yuck.

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    i’m going to have to go with choice: h) they will be eliminated in the electro wars

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 7:38 pm | Permalink

    ya, elimination in electro wars it is. i mean why risk putting our alt-est on the front lines- we need someone left to teach the future generations about our meaningful/vulnerable existence.

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  12. Anonymous
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    i) so you work in a restaurant? har!har!har!

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  13. schmancy
    Posted August 20, 2008 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    ORANGE YOU GLAD YOU HAVE ARMS?!?!?! where are ginger’s?!!!

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  14. Anonymous
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 12:03 am | Permalink

    I’m so scared about the electro wars. I heard that France and Australia have huge stockpiles of bangers… Stop BMD proliferation yall.

    Furthermore intel suggests that Ableton technology has spread across the entire AZN subcontinent, with young kids as young as 14, indoctrinated by bearded ideologues, now able to mix bangers *in as little as 45 minutes*.

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    “My favourite part about fashion is that it is a word that describes when people wear clothes.”

    lol irl

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  16. butter team
    Posted August 21, 2008 at 2:39 am | Permalink

    in the electro wars, robot DJs will use old people’s medication for fuel, so. better call wilford and get electro insurance now

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  17. Posted October 16, 2008 at 8:23 pm | Permalink

    Hhaha the orange girl is me! I have blond hair now haha.
    To answer the person’s question about my arms…they are behind my back.
    If you want to see more of me go to my blog http://fashionforestry.blogspot.com

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