HIPSTER RUNOFF

1999 alts FTW!

i'd skeet skeet skeet on her crutches.

hey i know those girls! well only the one laying down. her name is jordy. all these girls are lezzzbianz. they tried to make me feel bad about being straight in a laundromat in culver city the day before coachella! i was waiting for my REAL~friendzzzzz to come pick me up (i was in wilderness camp w the one of the lesbianzzzz who picked me up from LAX) so i was w all these lezzzzzzbianz. they were just lezzzzzzzzing out. so weird!

lezzies <333

HRO/COMMENTER GUYS: is alt becomming mnstrm? are we going to have to find a new personal brand after alt becomes mnstrm in 2k9? what else is there besides alt? will am appy become the new am eagle? will you all stay the alt/mnstrm course until the mnstrmity blows over or try and rediscover urself as somthing not-alt/mnstrm? i am having an alt existential crisisisisisis plz help carles!

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summerDo you remember, Do you remember?...when we met..That summer??[Chorus]New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hitsChinese food makes me sick.And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summerI like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,I'd take her if I had one wish,But she's been gone since that summer..Since that summer[Verse 1]Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,Met you one summer and it all beganYour the best girl that I ever did see,The great Larry Bird Jersey 33When you take a sip you buzz like a hornetBilly Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnetsCall me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak babySumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazyNow I can't forget you and it makes me mad,Left one day and never came backStayed all summer then went back home,Macauly Culkin wasn't Home AloneFell deep in love,but now we ain't speakinMichael J Fox was Alex P KeatonWhen I met you I said my name was RichYou look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch[Chorus]New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hitsChinese food makes me sick.And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summerI like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,I'd take her if I had one wish,But she's been gone since that summer..Since that summer[Verse 2]Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogieUsed to hate school so I had to play hookie,Always been hip to the B-boY StyleKnown to act wild and make girls smile,Love New Edition and the Candy GirlRemind me of you because you rock my worldYou come from Georgia where the peaches growThey drink lemonade and speak real slowYou love hip hop and rock n rollDad took off when you were 4 years oldThere was a good man named Paul RevereI feel much better baby when you're nearYou love fun dip and cherry Coke,I like the way you laugh when I tell a jokeWhen I met you I said my name was RichYou look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch[Repeat Chorus]Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,Shake and wiggle to a hip hop songSummertime girls are the kind I like,I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike[Verse 3]Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticksMy mind takes me back there oh so quickLet you off the hook like my man Mr. LimpetThink about that summer and I bug,cause I miss itLike the color purple,macaroni and cheese,Ruby red slippers and a bunch of treesCall you up but whats the useI like Kevin Bacon,but I hate FootlooseCame in the door I said it before,I think I'm over youbut I'm really not sureWhen I met you I said my name was RichYou look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitchrepeat Chorus[Bridge]In the summer girls come and summer girls goSome are worth while and some are so so,Summer girls come and summer girls goSome are worth while and some are so so,Summertime girls got it goin onShake and wiggle to a hip hop songSummertime girls are the kind I likeI'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

dude, anony @ 10.32, get over it, american apparel is already the new american eagle, and u will only become mainstream if u want to...entry-level alts and their lack of confidence and understanding that they are responsible for their uniqueness... tisk tisk...

how do you walk with a heel and a cast?

but wait are any of us really unique? shit.

all the true alts have left this blog and have gone somewhere beyond the interweb in hopes of attaining the holy grail of alt-ness, for it is not to be found in this dump.

"there is no such thing as being alt/unique, but there is knowing who one is" - Dalai Llama (the goat)get a life losers, this blog is supposed to be funny not another fucking lifestyle brand... there is no such thing as alt, and there will never be, read up on some mass culture theory, and thou shalt understand why... just read hro for the laughs...

<3 non-prescription pharms. How much codeine can you buy over the counter in the states?(plus, frugal cokeheads - try taking a good anti-inflammatory before you get high - stops your capillaries getting swollen and useless.)

she's got nice legs, really nice legs

I had LFO on my computer musiclibrary/ipod like a bajillion decades ago does that make me alt psychic carles? I can see into ur futuressss carles!!!! OOOOWAAAHHHHHHahahhhhhhhhh mystical... psychics/mystics super-alt

delsym and orange juice = best drink ever

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