The best part about partying while ur injured is:
a) u only have to wear one of your hi heels
b) u can get rlllllly fucked up when ur meds react with alcohol
c) u can start a lot of conversations with dudes who notice ur injury
d) u can just drink a bottle of Robitussin instead of alcohol
e) u should always just drink a bottle of ROBO instear of alcohol
f) u can match ur black dress to your black boot
g) u get to sit next to alts-from-the-year-1999 at parties
h) CHOOSE.YOUR.OWN.RESPONSE
[VIA THE COBRAGUY]
ROBO: Better than Sparks?
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FAIL
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1999 alts FTW!
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Painting the toenails on yr broken leg = hawt.
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i’d skeet skeet skeet on her crutches.
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chick on the left with the chucks, I can totally see ur panties
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hey i know those girls! well only the one laying down. her name is jordy. all these girls are lezzzbianz. they tried to make me feel bad about being straight in a laundromat in culver city the day before coachella! i was waiting for my REAL~friendzzzzz to come pick me up (i was in wilderness camp w the one of the lesbianzzzz who picked me up from LAX) so i was w all these lezzzzzzbianz. they were just lezzzzzzzzing out. so weird!
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actually to be honest, the injured one isn’t a lesbian. all i know about her is that she wuz real friendly and works at a newstand in malibu.
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lezzies <333
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REMIND ME
REMIND ME
why this is my homepage again?
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HRO/COMMENTER GUYS: is alt becomming mnstrm? are we going to have to find a new personal brand after alt becomes mnstrm in 2k9? what else is there besides alt? will am appy become the new am eagle? will you all stay the alt/mnstrm course until the mnstrmity blows over or try and rediscover urself as somthing not-alt/mnstrm? i am having an alt existential crisisisisisis plz help carles!
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Robo trippin’! this post brings back memories from the last millenium..
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Yeah…I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
…when we met..That summer??
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I’d take her if I had one wish,
But she’s been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 1]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can’t speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can’t forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn’t Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain’t speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I’d take her if I had one wish,
But she’s been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 2]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you’re near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I’m over you
but I’m really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus
[Bridge]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike
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^I wrote that song for you carles
<3 <3 <3
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dude, anony @ 10.32, get over it, american apparel is already the new american eagle, and u will only become mainstream if u want to…
entry-level alts and their lack of confidence and understanding that they are responsible for their uniqueness… tisk tisk…
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i don’t know if these chicks are lezzez or not, but they are sizzling/highly tuggable…
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how do you walk with a heel and a cast?
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oh wait crutches. thats shitty.
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but wait are any of us really unique? shit.
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LFO is so alt
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all the true alts have left this blog and have gone somewhere beyond the interweb in hopes of attaining the holy grail of alt-ness, for it is not to be found in this dump.
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^^^^^ so not alt
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“there is no such thing as being alt/unique, but there is knowing who one is” – Dalai Llama (the goat)
get a life losers, this blog is supposed to be funny not another fucking lifestyle brand… there is no such thing as alt, and there will never be, read up on some mass culture theory, and thou shalt understand why…
just read hro for the laughs…
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robitussin+malt liquor has to be best drink ever
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<3 non-prescription pharms. How much codeine can you buy over the counter in the states?
(plus, frugal cokeheads – try taking a good anti-inflammatory before you get high – stops your capillaries getting swollen and useless.)
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Tussin is really swell.
Injured chick would be a better amputee.
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she’s got nice legs, really nice legs
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is everyone here 18?
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I had LFO on my computer musiclibrary/ipod like a bajillion decades ago does that make me alt psychic carles? I can see into ur futuressss carles!!!! OOOOWAAAHHHHHHahahhhhhhhhh mystical… psychics/mystics super-alt
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Hey, you know little kids read this shit.
It’s not good to talk about robitussin around them, because they put guaifenesin in it, which causes projectile vomiting (look it up). Not good to drink anymore, anyways.
It’s all about the Delsym, now.
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delsym and orange juice = best drink ever
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i got hppd thanks to this stuff
fuckin rocks man.
I saw my lamp shrink and dance.
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