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People who R depressed cry golden tears and grow golden moustaches


Do yall believe in ‘depression’? Sometimes I think it’s just spoiled people (mainly girls and closet homos who had bad parents) who don’t know how 2 be happy… but I haven’t been around people who are poor at n e time in my entire life, so it’s hard 4 me 2 put myself in the shoes of some1 who have real problems/have had 2 work hard 2 get somewhere in lyfe/feel like life is for more than just floating from weekend2weekend.

It’s also hard 4 me to believe in depression cuz the graphics that are in pamphlets about DEPRESSION are s0 funnie.

Kids can apparently be ’sad and not know why’ even though they don’t have any serious relationships or financial responsibilities.

This chart maps why entry-level alts started listening 2 blog house.

Do yall believe in depression? Or is it only for 40+ year old people who ‘don’t know how 2 adapt to our technological society’?

Was Tom Cruise right that medication can’t truly help people b happy? Do u have any ‘zany’ friends who are depressed to a level where it ruins Saturday nights for your group of altFriendz?

What internal conflict is inside of ’sad people’/depressed people?

  • mainstream vs. alt?
  • bad parents?
  • person I want 2 b VS. person I will end up being?
  • will I make good grades?
  • Am I ghey or straight or bi?
  • will I get an iPod or a Zune?
  • Did Garden State mean something or nothing?
  • Will I move 2 NYC or LA?
  • Will n e 1 ever luv me like I think I deserve 2 be luved?
  • Is my personal brand authentic or phony/which 1 will make me more money?
  • Should I major in communications or design?

Is it hard for yall 2 empathize with people who don’t have the tools to be self-aware/have stopped yearning for ’something more’/taken the emotional energy 2 make their mainstream concept of ‘happiness’ obsolete?

I guess what I’m trying 2 say is:
ALT = HAPPINESS ?


XX BONUS BLIPSTER INDIAN XX


In the electro war, some tribes will not use modern weapons. They will use weapons made from the electroEarth.
[Photos by Click//Clash]

But srsly yall… is there a lil bit of sadness in every1?
What’s life all abt?

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30 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 1:32 am | Permalink

    bam

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  2. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 1:34 am | Permalink

    best post in ahwile.. pretty sure its just the mainstrm fggts who are really depressed plus ur akward high school aged emos.. actually lots of ppl are depressing to be around so its hard to say. all i know for sure its its hard to be depressed when youre crunking and listening to faggy electro with the bros

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 1:58 am | Permalink

    damn carleser, why’d u put that old picture of you from halloween sophomore year of high school???

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  4. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 2:10 am | Permalink

    what full lips she has.
    i’m a blipster.
    do i do that bad in american apparel?
    oh god.
    but wait.
    i’m at least 30-50lbs less than her.

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  5. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 2:35 am | Permalink

    electro made only one mistake: scream “oh we are so zany and young and having so much fun” when no one is having fun.

    Seriously we smile only for the flickr.

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  6. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 3:01 am | Permalink

    THIS BLOG IS IMPORTANT TO THE HEALTH OF AMERICA!

    HRO 4 PreZ

    [electionconvention/olympic humor]

    Reply

  7. The Acorn King
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 4:11 am | Permalink

    When I get depressed I kill a hooker and then drink a carafe of Kool-Aid.

    You should never drink the Kool-Aid first though, that’s just stupid.

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  8. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 4:50 am | Permalink

    A couple years ago, I used to think depression was a myth. Like, you choose to worry about things, you choose to let things get to you, etc. I have never really been depressed myself. I mean, I have been sad and thought, “will things ever get better?” But they always do. Anyway, I actually grew extremely too close to a chronically depressed/bipolar person. Nothing was ever enough. He tries to buy his happiness, of course it doesn’t work. Tends to date really good looking girls, they just disappoint him. He grew up not having a lot and now has a really well paid job. He is really gifted with whatever he sets his mind to. He is still never happy and constantly questions existence though. I mean, how successful does one need their life to be to achieve happiness?

    My point is that maybe depression really does exist? It was just hard for me to understand because I don’t have it myself.

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  9. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 5:36 am | Permalink

    Mostly, depression is just annoying. I nearly got kicked out of sk00l cause I stopped going to classes and talking to anyone. At all. And eating and the like. For NO reason!

    Moral of the story is that legal or otherwise, some sort of drug will save America.

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  10. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 6:04 am | Permalink

    Im depresed
    And im the altest alt in my town

    Maybe because im so alt I can’t identify with anyone
    Which therefore means I can’t belong

    Wht wuld it be lyke if hvn wos a halfpype?

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  11. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 7:45 am | Permalink

    i have a chemical imbalance…
    i was depressed and new i had no reason to be depressed…
    i then finally decided to actually go to the damn doc and do something about it…
    im now on happy pills
    been that way for the past 2 years…
    i love it and it helps..
    so yes its real…but most people use it for attention…
    i always put on a happy face around my friends so they didnt know what was really going on…
    i didnt need my depression to be on the front page of today in the life of…

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  12. susieg
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 9:51 am | Permalink

    oh geez.

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  13. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 10:54 am | Permalink

    does anyone want 2 join me in a class action lawsuit against radioheads?

    they are responsible for the depression i experienced kid a thru hail to the thief.

    contact me if you wasted the best years of your twenties by listening to how to disappear completely on repeat in your dorm room/off campus apartment.

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  14. sir p
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    look at the girl’s cheeks. it’s not just indian – it’s indian-polish hybrid! this combination is set to appear at all the parties next month

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  15. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    I’m reading Nietzsche AND listening to Cyndi Lauper.

    Redefining the meaning of douche eache new step of the way.

    Maybe I’ll be post-douche or alt-douche soon.

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  16. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    anon @ 6.08

    wait until you start reading Jung and listening to Beethoven, then, you’ll be a complete post-pre-douche

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  17. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    What about reading zizek saying that you read lacan while listening to scritti politti?

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  18. thom
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 1:15 pm | Permalink

    is that Tobias Fünke?

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  19. Aaron
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    reminds me of tobias from arrested development

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  20. raymi lauren
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 3:39 pm | Permalink

    manic depression is a chemical imbalance, not an accessory.

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  21. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 5:02 pm | Permalink

    i had depression before i found hro.

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  22. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 6:32 pm | Permalink

    like omg i thought that was tobias cryin gold too! arrested dev 4 lyfe y’all.

    ps – @554, more like “in my dartmouth dorm room during debate summer camp in high school where i couldn’t relate to teh snobby rich brats.” b4 we were REALLY COOL AND WITH IT, were we all just nerds in high school? not all of us were cory kenn, all gettin drunk and looking perpetually just-fcuked in evry pic – som of us felt like a lot of pressur to go to kollege :((((

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  23. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    The guy at the top looks like Tobias Fünke

    Reply

  24. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 10:56 pm | Permalink

    looks like someone doesn’t know how to huff paint correctly.

    Reply

  25. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2008 at 11:32 pm | Permalink

    d cross got skinny again

    Reply

  26. diplo is a fag
    Posted August 27, 2008 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    am i bi-polar or just manically depressed? santogold’s not looking too hot.

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  27. Anonymous
    Posted August 28, 2008 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    i heard a new [slightly offensive] term for blipsters:

    nigster.

    kinda catchy, right?

    Reply

  28. Anonymous
    Posted September 1, 2008 at 11:07 pm | Permalink

    Depression is real but most people aren’t depressed. No, most of us are just unhappy and there is a differance. ALT makes you bitter and unhappy becuase you see the world for what it truely is. I have never known any real alt to be happy. They may be depressed but they sure arn’t happy. We find escape through various means like music, drugs, drugs, etc. but it’s fleeting. too depressing?

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  29. Posted December 17, 2008 at 6:21 am | Permalink

    wow what a nice post about Cruise and retail nformation.Its a very needed information because i need to buy variety of Cruise.
    Thanks

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  30. Posted December 17, 2008 at 7:44 am | Permalink

    Its a very interesting and cool post about Cruise. people are using online shopping to buy product.
    Thanks for your time to write this post.

    Reply

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