As I have documented, it's difficult to take street fashion blogs, party pix sites, and people seriously n e more because product placement is ruining everything.

For example, I can't evaluate this pair of alt breasteses without looking at some sort of energy drink. Even though she has Agyness Deyn piercings, I can't help but wonder if she was airbrushed by the N.R.G. drink company.

It sounds like a drink that is marketed towards AZNs, though, because it has the word DRAGON in it. Every1 knows that the national animal of Asia is 'Dragon'.
AZNs love dragons so much that the Chinese Commy Polluters are building this super mall/hotel/business complex to resemble a dragon. (u might notice Michael Phelps Natatorium and Birds Nest Dome in the background).

Do AZNs like dragons so much bc they wish they could breathe fire?

[N00d by LNP]