Before u grew up into a 100% alt, u were a tween who wanted to fit in, yet wanted to be authentic. This was ur fork in the road. You were able to sit on the fence between mainstream and alt, utilizing products that were a bit mainstream and a bit alt to express yourself.
(Unless u r an ass hole who thinks u were born alt.)
This picture was taken from an Entry Level Alt Convention–specifically a seminar about taking your personal brand of ‘the zany mainstreamer who acts like Ace Ventura’ and transitioning it into a respected alternative personal brand that channels your creativity, uniqueness and outgoing personality into a tangible social product.
XX BONUS NINJAS TRYING TO ROB AN ICECREAM TRUCK FULL OF ALT DRUGS XX
N e thing can happen in NYC! Such a zany, kreative place!
[Every1 is Famous]
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are you drunk this makes no sense..
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only the mainstreamers are drones who move to broke-land. moving there makes you instantly a douche, duh. that is what everyone who does not live there thinks every time fucking brooklyn is mentioned=douches. art also has no meaning once you grow a handlebar on your face for your double decker bike.
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Flimsy.
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those kids aren’t anywhere close to entry-level alts.
Those kids look like a flock of rich mnstrmr kids at some gay little msntrm joker party.
American Eagle-esque clothing, jerseys/ soccer clothing and the mixture of facial expressions and haircuts make them all look like the mnstrmr douchebags I’ve grown to hate.
and how do I know this?
They look like every fucking spoiled rich grade 9 and 10 at my old private school.
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//////////Reply by jermro
//////////Posted January 13th, 2009 at 3:17 am
@Anonymous, they just look like kids asshole
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i didnt know they had batman in mexiland. thoes kids r all mexi rite?
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joker alts or alt jokers?
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hey i’m a new yorker, is there such a thing as rent wait list on other states?
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//////////Reply by nickelback
//////////Posted March 2nd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
@Anonymous, youre cool i want to live where i can wait on a list to rent
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I live in San Francisco. Yes.
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MARILYN MANSON IS A CAT.
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carles, you write really well.
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wht r alt drugs?
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hehe funnyyyyy:
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