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Is America really a FAST FOOD NATION? Is it ruining our great country? Does our country need more reality shows that help people lose weight since people can only lose weight if they are on TV?
Does n e 1 know if people outside of America are fat, or if only Americans are 'gettin a lil chunky'? I remember when NME tried to write an article about how American bands are awesome, but I think it is harder for all Americans because we have to do more to watch our weight. This is why we aren't involved in the Electro War--we are busy consuming, and not creating enough. There's more to life than McGriddles and reading blogs, yall Americans... Let's save our nation b4 it's too late and we run out of whatever that liquid they use to cook fries is called.
On every corner in America is a McDonalds, Pink Berry, Chili's, or Wendy's Frosty Stop. We drive cars a lot. Do we need to get exercise? Is America in trouble?
What can we do to save ourselves before our lives' end without ever proving that life is meaningful?
kinda scared...hope this doesn't ruin my Friday night...
XX BONUS TAT XX
What r u doing this weekend?
r u gonna have some PBRs, or r u just going to get some tattied on to your wrist?
Comments
that guy holding his titties = funny!
alright, i just put down my frap.
*2manyfattys*
Also: I'm a bit of a chubby chaser... :/
fatty boom batty
let's give booby mcboobies some credit, at least he is at the dan deacons show where he will get an excellent aerobic exercise.which actually brings up a good question for crls - should the dan deacons make their own workout video?
EWwen did beth ditto grow a beard LOL
On every corner in America is
On every corner in America is a McDonalds, Pink Berry, Chili's, or Wendy's Frosty Stop. We drive porno cars a lot. Do we need to get exercise? Is America in sikis trouble?
should beth ditto be the face of the STOP OBESITY campaign? it wouldnt seem right if we put someone slim and good-looking as the sponsor.
The saddest part is that Dan Deacon is wearing a shirt that is made for a KID. Imagine a 9 year old who is basically the size of Dan Deacon and you will realize how fucked the American race is. Plus, Dan goes batshit at shows 250 nights a year and eats healthy (think I heard he was vegan or something), so he probably only seems fat when you put him next to people with alt-orexia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEPELy1VOCQ
i dnt see why it works for DD and Tim Harrington but it dsnt work for me. i just get tired and stinky when im fat. wt am i doin wrong?
lay off the pinkberry, carles, its only made of powdered air
yum. i have a fat people fetish anyway!
WHY THE FUCK DID FATASS DECIDE TO TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES?maybe dan was passing out too many PBRs?
http://www.myspace.com/wearetheseahorses
I saw a thing on the news last week that said, if Americans keep eating and growing @ the rate we do, we will all be fat or at least a little over wieght by 2040
ew i h8 fatties
unrelated but the teenagers video for "love no" is on rotation on TRL. its on the website and shit. what.
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/node/142746
Was this at Popped Music Festival? I WAS FUCKING THERE AND THAT FATTY WAS RUBBING UP AGAINST ME DURING CRYSTAL CASTLES. and he was also pretty much fucking that girl he's next to on the dance floor. Fatties ruin everything.
Also, his name is Darren Mabee and he's a professional asshole.
man boobs = big in 2k8.75???
is pabst blue ribbon alt because it is so shitty?
that shirt deacon is wearing, could swear I saw it at Wall-Mart kidz section, they only had xxxl though...
ew, americans? i thought they all got fat by the 3rd date.i like japanese and euros.
Deep. I ride my bike places and still eat mcds. is that coo? But tonight i danced my ass off for like 2 hour cardio through electro and alcohol!! ,mmmmm
america is almost as fucked as it possibly can be. I feel that if people had any clue during the 60's and 70's what the year twenty-oh-eight would look like that they would have abandoned all their revolutions left america's definition of alt/cool as the greaser... I also wonder if that had happened would greaser have become a japanese sub-culture/underground fashion/musical movement.
I just came.
"There's more to life than McGriddles and reading blogs, yall Americans... Let's save our nation b4 it's too late and we run out of whatever that liquid they use to cook fries is called."yeah, russia sux.
"There's more to life than McGriddles and reading blogs, yall Americans... Let's save our nation b4 it's too late and we run out of whatever that liquid they use to cook fries is called."ok, 4 real. this is the most important blog u ever ever wrote. america, eat more vegis you fat ass fuckers. even more, east less food every time you eat and don't eat greasy fat food. srrrryr my fellow americans. disgusting. GO MCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont think thats a wrist lulz
no way, its unamerican to hate on fries, cheddar cheese burgers, chili's baby back ribs, and ihop's chocolate covered banana splits, britney spears and republicans...that's why I vote for third party candidates... they've been big since 2k4 when they took a whole bunch of votes from that guy that looks like frankenstein:http://www.cosmictribune.org/lookalikes.htm
Yeah, this was at Popped. He was rubbing up against me during either Crystal Castles or Gogol Bordello and yes, he was basically fucking that girl next to him even though they look pretty far apart in age.
I hear the percentage of obesity is more in Australia actually.
i like how the poster named "Sam" referred to being an American as a race.
OMG i thought that anon was joking but i checked, THE TEENAGERS love no is on the TRL! ewwwww! is it still ok to like them? im so confused!
POST MORE SNACK RESISTANCE CHALLENGED FESTIVAL BROS WHO "JUST WANDERED AWAY" FROM THE FACILITY PLZ
Im leaving in Canada (quebec... so sorry for my english) and there's fat people... but not much as in the u.s.. the difference is that there's 1646851325463 less fast food here than in the u.s and the price are not the same (its a little bit more expensive here)... but i think that the worst thing with the fast food in the u.s is that the quantity are to big... so people eat more and more and more..
les fatty sav (L)
does ne one think that fatty bro has downsyndrome, serious question
its masi oka!
i think he has it, too.or something.
far right is hiro from heroes. carles! which is more alt, lost or heroes?
you should watch hipster olympics. its a great depiction of the "hipster". i mean would you watch it though or is it not hipster to watch current kinda like its hipster.vs.current...whatev. im taking this blog off my favorites.
Plz chck out thz chbz n AFRiCA:http://alyssainafrica2008.blogspot.com/
^^ Hipster olympics is so fucking old and mainstream.the whale holding his bosom is carles
hey not only are the teenagers on trl, but so is paper airplanes...(tear rolling down)
OMG that fat man in the orange headband was so sweaty and rolling over everybody at that show.a bro with his shirt off sweating on you at a concert is gross enough but when he weighs that much? guhhh
I want to rape Dan.
Forget the fat-hating, please. People's size is mostly determined by genetics - if your mom or dad was fat, chances are you are too. They need to make more trendy alt clothes in big sizes. Fortunately there's Colossal Clothing which sells American Apparel stuff for fat guys.
My photo used by HRO - does that make me alt now? And yeah, that was at Popped. Fun show except for the fact that for the first few songs I was wedged straight between the weight of the crowd and the weight of Dan Deacon's sweaty back. Like an unhappy washer in a septic tank.
so, was the fattie fucking the feist impersonator or the blah mnstrmr?
"Forget the fat-hating, please. People's size is mostly determined by genetics - if your mom or dad was fat, chances are you are too. "bullshit. I lived in Detroit and ANON in QUEBEC is right. way too many fast food places, and not enough physical activity. sorry, I have no sympahty for fat america.exept for the 3 due to genetics
"Forget the fat-hating, please. People's size is mostly determined by genetics - if your mom or dad was fat, chances are you are too. "bullshit. I lived in Detroit and ANON in QUEBEC is right. way too many fast food places, and not enough physical activity. sorry, I have no sympahty for fat america.exept for the 3 due to genetics
darren (fat dude in diapers) doesnt have anything going for him, so he shows up to shows so he can pop into a few photogs.
That dood is one of the rockin'est doods in Philly. He dances harder and at more shows than any other entry-level ALT in the bizness and I give him mad props for being fucking original. All the haterz here are just scared to be that fucking out there.
That guy was at Popped....and at Man Man in rittenhouse sq...and at Daft Punk in NYC, rubbing all up ons whilst sweaty with no shirt. Shirts are so mnstrm; take it from this guy. If skinny is mnstrm alt, and fat is mnstrm mnstrm, is morbidly obese the new alt?
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