Dressing in Miscellaneous Athletic Clothes: Big in 1.9k.88?
[Photo by TheStreetWalker]
Do yall remember when u were in elementary school? (According to my web stats 43% of HRO readers are between 5th grade – 10th grade). What was ur fave subject in school? The hot alty above was totally into P.E.–that’s why she is in unbranded athletic apparel. She’s ready to do chinups, or play dodgeball, or do 100 situps, or run for 10 minutes, or any other challenging aspect of the Physical Education Curriculum.
But srsly, which kid were u? All the ’smart kidz’ were rlly into math and science. All of the eventual-fggts l00ved art class (I had rlly amazing gay-dar when I was a kid). All of the borderline retarded kids only liked recess/’playground timey’. Or were u the kid who was into xtreme sports? Or were u the kid who ‘brought his acoustic guitar 2 school’? Or did u bring ur DiscMan/Zune for all of the kids to listen to your alt-raprock?
Or were u a kid who had the enigmatic facial expression of some1 with a SNCKRS bar permanently shoved up his ass hole?
Or were u a tween fashion model who did shows at your local mall? Did u have a parent who combed your hair, dressed u in ‘trendy lil kidz clothes’, and made you have ‘a girlfriend’ when you are in 3rd grade even though you were in 3rd grade?
If ‘dressing like ur in P.E.’ is the next big trend, should I rush to my local sporting goods store to buy every colour of Russell Athletic shorts just like I bought every color of every American Appy item?
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kill this fuckin blog.
wtf is a meme?
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STMU. SHUT THE MEME UP.
I LOVE HRO MORE THAN AM APPY.
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did bill get a facelift? his eyebrows look all weird
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Previously we thought that being an alt in the alt world was being mainstream but that d00d from Tokio Hotel has broken the fourth wall of alt, he is alt-alt and also the future of music.
Who’s with me?
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I have those shoes the middle fggt jonas brother has. Does that make me a fggt? I bought them first, does that make a difference?
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you have the meme shoes
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I got the shit kicked out of me on a regular basis in elementary school. Now I fuck models.
HA HA.
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p0st m0re lAtin beautiez…
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damn, despite that being the weirdest way to describe someones facial expression, i do agree bill looks a little scared there. OH WELL ID STILL HIT IT
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TOP 5 LAME TRENDS UNM STUDENTS ARE WEARING THIS FALL:
1. FAY-BANS in neon colors (or as I like to refer to them, FAG-BANZ)
2. PATENT LEATHER shoes (fuck your fake bapesta’s those weren’t even cool when they were cool two years ago)
3. American Apparel (whatever they can get online since there’s no AA in ABQ or NM)
4. Brand new HOLLISTER western shirts (this trend is only cool if the western shirt ISN’T from hollister, FAIL FAGGOTS)
5. White Electrics/SPY’s/Dragon sunglasses. DUDE GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING GAY FRAT AND CIRCLE JERK WITH UR BROS YOU PEICE OF SHIT!
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Isn’t the chick uptop wearing her gym shorts backwards?
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tokio hotel. so wrong
i saw an bill for them in ASTR PLCE and i was like there is no way a porcupine head can make good music
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UNM? Is that in New Mexico?
New Mexico, while beautiful, is irrelevant.
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Tokio Hotel is a pretty krazie anomaly. The band members look like they would not be friends in real lyfe. One is a transvestite. One looks like a rap music enthusiast. One is possibly a ‘F to M’ lesbian/trans-sexual, and the other one looks like your standard ‘bro in a volcom hat.’ How did these guys find each other? Do you think they dwam hoez 2gether in their tour bus/airplane? Are they a ‘Christian’ band? I dno.
HOW KRAZIE!
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MOAR TOKIO HOTEL
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American Apparel has been making the athletic wear thing trendy for a while now…. plus the girl in the navy gym shorts is so cute, i bet her pussy tastes like splenda.
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The curly haired Jonas bro is obviously the product of his mother’s infidelity with a Jew man.
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apparently crls is a jonas cousin
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girl in blue “gym shorts” is actually wearing a skirt. from am appy no less.
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i own a russel t shirt. i love it. i endorse said trend.
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is it weird that i want to do the smallest jobro?
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wow, “I bet her pussy tastes like splenda” is probably the grossest thing i’ve ever read on this blog, and that’s saying a lot
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my favourite class is the after school physical education that with mr rantzen. especially when he bounces the medicine ball on my nuts.
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t0ki0 h0tel and Jnsbr0s sh0uld make a sweet song 2gthr
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