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28 Comments
ughhh why don’t you take some Ritalin
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I am alt, but I only really watch Showtime, The History Channel, CNN, and E! (I know, so non-alt). I would watch Bravo all day long if I had it.
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Whenever I hear a band talk about “segues”, I just imagine them dicking around on stage while the audience stands there, mouths agape, pretending that they “get it”.
Also, that interviewer has the body of a 35 year old and the confidence of a 14 year old.
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Have modern music journalists dumbed down their interview questions to keep from taxing the minds of these dear fragile artists?
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“Sometimes I listen to Sigur Ros with my iPod and pretend that my life is a movie.”
- Too many people.
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i’m trying to figure out if a threesome with AC wuld be good or not
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Sometimes we love to have a laugh with HispterAltblog! Thanx!
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these youtube player colours are so alt
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Metronomy looks like a group of Mormon missionaries.
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CRLS- PLS POST ABOUT THE NEW NAPPY DYNAMITE SEQUEL. HERE’S THE TRAILER. SO QUIRKY BUT SRSLY A DEEP LOOK AT MENTAL DISORDER TOO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY
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hey, its only alt to watch E! if ur watching The Soup… the breasts in mankini are the perfect alt breasts…
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i wanna join the HRO clt. our dress code? body size CUM FGGT GOGGLES <3
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santi’s talky voice is the same her singin vox but w/o the faux-jamican accent.
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sometimes I just read the comments to see if the post was any good.
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KW just showed us how mnstrmr the Olympics rly are. how sillie of him!
and yes, the AnCo look quite unhealthy.
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watching Showtime is not alt.
alt people cannot afford showtime, only yuppies and rich kids living with their white parents can.
ohh… and
Kanye West needs to be impaled soon!
if you thought that the African American culture/social image couldn’t get anymore pretentious ie. “gold” chains, grillz and that bitch’s “American/whitey boy” song, then refer to Kanye West.
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carles for serious HOW do you do this much genius everyday.?
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Noah looks extremely embarrassed to introduce himself as “noah…panda bear”. he probably regrets creating his quirkly alt identity because now no one knows his real name, and panda bears are very 2006.
but he is totally cute and i would let him put it in me, even though his apparent restless leg syndrome might interfere
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Can U plz do a blog on crappie RMXz? perty perty plz. I think we all might get a kick/chuckle out of it.
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k) Sometimes I listen to Sigur Ros with my iPod and pretend that my life is a movie
I do!
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men’s synchronized springboard is the only channel I watch. actually, any men’s diving.
Love, FGGT
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Ummm, I only watch VBS.TV. DUH.
VICE 4 LYFE
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Where's the Jonas & Francois video for the preset ?
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Kanye Who ?
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m) I only watch 2 catch a preddy
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That right thurr is why i don’t listen to boring-ass menaingful-core bands. Steve Aoki might be a cunt, but at least he doesn’t sit there blinking like a self-deprecating toad that just crawled out from under an authentic rock.
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santogold viddie looks like a target commercial
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its a steely dan sample, yall.
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