EFF
YOO
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KAY
is that a metaphor, yall?
I actually tried to wear that shirt when my free-spirited mom dropped me off at the movies to see ‘The Dark Knight’, but she wasn’t free-spirited enough to let me wear it.
Does n e 1 know if she crowdsurfed in her gold shorty shorts? Did you have a grab?
[Via Flickr]
XX BONUS GIRL TALK BOATING ACROSS A SEA OF ENTRY LEVEL ALTS PIC XX
’so there I was…dancing at a Girl Talk concert in my favourite AA v-neck and consistently being in the top 10% of ‘recognizing samples before any one else could.’ I felt something come over me–like I was a part of something authentic and unique for the first time. I looked up, and I saw Girl Talk’s beautiful blue eyes. I couldn’t believe the genius behind ‘Night Ripper’ was reaching out his hand to me. He invited me on his boat. I asked him where we were going. He looked at me straight in the eye and said, “We are going on a journey to find out what it means to be alt. We also might stop by Chili’s. I love SXSWstrn Eggrolls.” ‘
[Photo by Caural]
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i <3 chilis eggrolls yall
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Uffie big in 2k8
ok I;ll stop
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i really want to get inside of uffie’s golden undies.
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OMG carles you are blogging so HARD lately. keep taking your vitamins and maxalt. THEY’RE WORKING!
p.s. this was rlly meaningful b/c i’m going to see girl talk in 1.4 weeks and i had to get “rush delivery” on my AA order. ditto my eggrollz order. beth ditto.
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Uffie needs to lay off of the baguettes & freedom fries…
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how did Uffie ever have a career?…
vagina?
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haha the part about recognizing samples is sooo damn true!!
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^ word
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god, I hate uffie. do me a favor, blog about this, I would love to see what you come up with
http://www.nicholasaveyphoto.com/shaunundies/index_2.html
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white kids love girl talk.
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haha alt boating- big in 2k9?
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uffie now a fattie
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I’m having a party at Chili’s on saturday, but somebody invited a bunch of mnstrms…
what do I do?
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If you were going to rate the humor in this article on a scale of one to you have Aids, it would have to be slightly under but close to you have Aids.
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^_^ crowd boating
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I WAS THERE HOLLDING GREG GILLIS UP!!
i dont think uffie surfed, i got there to see her and she was like an hour late! SOO UNPROFESH
ps: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6CBlzN8M_g
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the type of people that find meaning at these shows are the same people who have “music = life” or “music is my life” in their interests on facebook. but then you scroll down to their music and realize they’re into blink 182, the used, and the dashboard confessionals. they will have one or two entry-level indie/alt artists in there and will think that makes them a lil more hip than all their mainstream friends. if they like girl talk, they probs like him because he is s000 rand0m.
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i guess mr gillis finally got that he doesn’t need to be on stage to just hit the spacebar on his tricked up macbook pro…
anyway, u have to be AA jackass to think ur hot/alt just because u can name a couple of songs that are on the top 40s chart, playing 24/7 on mtv, and basically on every kiss station in the country…
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dude, crls u got these pictures from the biggest entry-level alt in the world, I used to promote parties with this chick in Sao Paulo Brazil Lalai… what a poseur…
LOL
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your story is utterly magical!!!
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U wntd to knw what hppnd to uffie and hr nipz….and here she izzz. OMG!!!!!!!
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LOSE SUM WEIGHT BITCH!
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did anyone else notice the neon-alt-waldo in the bottom of the boating pic?
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Yeah, I found him, too!
Someone should come out with Where’s Walto.
That’d be the greatest day of my life.
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i was at flostradamus during this and i don’t regret it.
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the stage manager at this show insisted that his stage stay “poser free”…..he was greatly dissapointed when girl talk gave out 50 passes to entry level lolla-alts who were then allowed to take the stage. i did security for lollapalooza all weekend and from first hand experience, these little girl, ghey alts for girl talk were way crazier than the bros over at the rage show.
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i stopped liking girl talk after i left entry level and realized that girl talk is just mnstrm music to good beats.
little girls who “dress alt” are just mnstrmrs trying REALLY hard to be cool.
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Went 2 Chili’s yesterday. Had the skillet queso appy. It was good. Still got some leftover boneless buffalo wings. Prolly gonna stick em in the toaster in a minute here.
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Lol! Yesss. Carles ressurection! Is this a sign of the electro ressurection?! Should I go dust off my AA lame head band?
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obviously carles u rate ‘night ripper’ over ‘feed the animals’…is that becasue night ripper is ‘alt’ and FTA is MnSTRM
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My alt fantasy would to be bone uffie in that love boat during the night time floating on a sea of cheering alts all cheering for us cuz she gives such good head! ;D
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and consistently being in the top 10% of ‘recognizing samples before any one else could.’
is there any other way to listen to mashups? like, you can’t dance because you’re trying to remember how the original tune went.
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mmm uffie+short shorts
ill have some
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don’t put chicken in your toaster you dumbass. did mommy never teach you anything? pork works, but not if you’re jewish obviously.
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we’er going to a party. it’s a birthday party. it’s your birthday darling, we love you very very very very very very much
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I’ve seen her on a Ducati.
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uffers should lay off the budweiser although i know light beers are not as alt.
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Macbooks are nice and all but I just don’t see why someone would pay to go see one play live.
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she needs to just become a pornstar.
make naked videos of her squirting to the beat, it would be more realistic.
in reality
i jerk off to uffie more than i listen to her.
i watch and listen to porn stars more than i jerk off to them.
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